40125 posted on 05/21/04 by eXimus

Chicken Gets Caught On Fire lmao



Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.

Q: What do you call a black person in a tool shed?
A: Out of date farming equipment.

- eX -

- I'd hit it.
- Outrage Family.
- Crazy Russians.
- Poot. (Porn-ish)
- Skeet skeet skeet!
- Haha Bill Cosby rules.
- Time killing, fun game.
- That X-box looks neat.
- Steven Hawking rules.
- Stuff about gay people.
- This hurts my head. Bad.
- Oh neat.. College slang.
- Lots of girl's pictures here.
- Oh snap! Help this guy out.
- Starts off slow, just watch.
- Funny story. (It's a spoof site)
- Alligator got owned by a kid. Blah.
- Wow, that would be really fu..nny.
- Useless Asian inventions. (Go figure)
- Some white people are just plain stupid.
- Everyone point and laugh at these guys.
- Family Guy rules, so do all these quotes.
- Very cool site on the make-up movies do.
- I always wanted to go on a Gothic cruise.
- What the fuck are these Asians up to now?
- Awesome game. Shoot each other with bows.
- I take it he doesn't like dodge. But who does?
- No it's really - "You shut the fuck up and listen"
- Stick a real football up there and I'll be impressed.
- I always thought bras where dumb, now I hate them.
- Haha, would you like to walk into work and see this?
- Damn, I want one of these. (To chase midgets with)
- We need some of these banks here. (Long, but good)
- This makes me want to go get some pillows and build a fort.
- People that have these on their car, probably work at Denny's.
- Older link, but still fun. (It will guess the TV character you're thinking)
- Draw and type with others. (This should be interesting with this crowd.)
- Mcdonalds only made this because 85% of their employees, well are black.
- The hockey player that kicks names and takes ass.. website. (Clip on action clips)



Part 2
- School Girls. (Porn)
- Hahaha.. Funny flash.
- Check out these clits.
- Funniest thing I read all day.
- $5 bucks says he stole them all.
- I wonder what the director of this flick is like.
- Very good tutorial on how to build your own PC.
- I need a new fetish.. HOW ABOUT SPACEGIRLS?!
- John Kerry's daughter's TITTIESSSSSSSSSS. Yep.
- Eat shit.
- Scatman?
- Donkey porn.
- Made me laugh.
- GTA - Lego City.
- Pee in the snow.
- Is that a water bed?
- Looks like a fun game.
- Good photoshop jobs here.
- Berg causing more trouble.
- Ouija Board... OH MY GOD!!
- ASIANS are fucking meanies.
- Rate dead people's pics. Yay.
- Run from the police now hippy.
- I beat off to this like, 22 times.
- My hand is insane or something.
- I believe you have my sta.. Oops
- Different kind of Battleship. I like it.
- He kinda looks like a little BABY!!!!!
- Christina made a funny commercial.
- I suddenly want to drink a Fanta now.
- Berg execution was a fake? You decide.
- Tards doing tard-like things. Pretty neat.
- X-ray pictures of a lot of different things.
- I love the fact, that a girl was behind this.
- Oh this should help out you virgins all right..
- I always wanted a dead person. 5 bucks bitch.

I dont really update that much ne more so wen i do ill probably have alotve links
Been a while posted on 05/9/04 by eXimus


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Little Billy on Getting Older

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"

Little Billy on...Philosophy

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Billy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

Little Billy on... Math

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father."

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father?

"That's what I said!"

Little Billy on...English

Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Billy says " Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful."

Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Little Billy on...Grammar

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"Then, she reluctantly called on little Billy.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."
- eX -

- Like Mazes?
- The bru? Go K.
- That's a nice booty.
- Banana Phone REMIX!
- Banana Phone REMIX! x2
- Spiderman Traipse game.
- You guys like kitty porn?
- The Shining in 30 seconds.
- 80's TV Show Theme Songs.
- For some reason this is funny.
- Need help with your homework?
- Queen - It's fun to smoke Marijuana.
- Only in Kenya.. HUMAN VERSION!!..
- Hot naked girl photo shoot. (Video)
- He dug a hole in his backyard.. Crazy.
- Evilcube.. This should keep you busy for awhile.
- Duct tape.. The new fashion thingy going around.
- Britney Spears - Sleep with me I'm not too young.
- I like pushing big orange buttons. I also eat them.
- I take it this girl doesn't know anything about cars.
- How to fold clothes.. The ASIAN WAY!.. A crazy one at that.



Part 2 - Neat-o juggler.
- For gay hunters?
- Well it's about time.
- The Power is yours!
- Russian fighting clips.
- *Hands on* painting.
- The internet is SHIT!
- More of Lindsay Lohan.
- Go douche up for pussy bitch.
- Here's a sick funny site for ya.
- She looks like of crazy anyway.
- More on that bad ass Mini Van.
- What the hell are the googles?
- Castle Cat, The music is classic.
- Who doesn't belong here. (IMDB)
- Possibly the best award ever given.
- Damn, this guy got nailed really good.
- Did you see this stuff on Oprah?
- Not sure what the hell is going on here.
- How to say No to drugs. (Pretty funny)
- Arnold and Asians go quite well together.
- First flash I've seen featuring a black guy.
- How can someone this hot type like this?
- The Fucking prince of Spliss vs Mr. Niceass.
- The glass of water.. Too much time brotha.
- I really don't like this P Diddy puppy dog guy.
- Freaks + Live Journal x2 = Pippi LongStocking.
- Well, people are now drawing CRAZY ASIANS!
- These guys aren't right in the head. I like them.
- Cool highway car shooting/blowing shit up game.
- Kids beating the hell out of each other with Hulk Hands.
- If those kids think that's scary, they should turn around.
- I'm sure this guy is just joking, I still don't like him though.
- Holy shit! I so wouldn't have any use for this what-so-ever.
- If you haven't seen this bulldog skating.. Well, where have you been?
- Goths scare me, but I still want to do one. Preferably a stuffed one for safety..
- If I see those trucker hat wearing idiots with something like this, I will kill myself.
- Before you go crazy, I'll tell you this is 100% fake. It isn't possible unless she has no hips or part hippo.


Part 3!!!! - Vanhelsing.com
- Bottle rocket fun.
- Lil' Jon soundboard.
- Banana phone rules.
- Shake that ass bitch!
- Haha.. Check this out.
- Jezz, what a dumbass.
- "Why do people fight" guy?
- CSpan prank call.. "CUNT NIGGER!"
- Aicha MP3.. Perhaps the real version?
- 69 sexual positions. (Images be here)
- Hillary Duff is Hitler's long lost daughter!
- Hey look, whores for our troops. Gid-e-up!
- Sex stories from India, long reads and stuff.
- Oops yet another that fell off the short bus.
- People making fun of The Passion.. Good stuff.
- What the fuck? There's even a members section.
- Someone hacked this school site.. Naughty naughty..
- Uh Oh.. here's another! Do your stuff young grasshoppers.
- The person that sent this said it's apparently the real Goatse guy.
- Pac-Manhattan.. These guys are retards, but I want to see it live.
- Britney WITHOUT MAKE-UP AND STUFF.. OH MY GOD!!!!!! (Sarcasm police)

Mothers day today. I didnt check every single link so wutever.
wtf is that? posted on 05/8/04 by eXimus

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