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Without further ado, welcome to our insanity.
From: Yams | Posted: 6/18/2004 4:45:45 PM | Message Detail #1
(Draws out a Yoshi-tsuna and awaits for a challanger)
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
From: Bright Shadow | Posted: 6/18/2004 6:43:16 PM | Message Detail #2
Bring it on! *whips out a spear*
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"I will drown you in my blood!" -a friend of a friend
"Seriously, drawing pasta-based tentacle monsters is a pain in the ass." -Ghastly
From: Yams | Posted: 6/19/2004 5:45:15 AM | Message Detail #3
(Samurai-style showdown)
"I shall defeat you!" (words don't match lips)
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/19/2004 8:06:54 AM | Message Detail #4
*Pulls out Prinny*
Ready when you are!
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/19/2004 8:17:21 AM | Message Detail #5
"You are a worthy opponent" (words don't match lips) "However, I have come prepared with--this!" *Throws hand in the air* "I call forth a really, really big Kirby type-thing, who will eat your Prinny!"*Giant Kirby shows up and muches on Banarenth's Prinny*
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/19/2004 11:47:50 AM | Message Detail #6
*shocked*
*Counters by blocking with Flonne. Kirby runs off scared.*
Attacks with a slightly soggy Prinny
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/19/2004 3:19:25 PM | Message Detail #7
*Distracts Flonne with an sandwich and pulls out a poity-ended umbrella for protection.*
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
From: Bright Shadow | Posted: 6/20/2004 12:09:25 AM | Message Detail #8
*sneaks behind a bystander and stabs him in the back* HAHAHA! I win!
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"I will drown you in my blood!" -a friend of a friend
"Seriously, drawing pasta-based tentacle monsters is a pain in the ass." -Ghastly
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/20/2004 7:39:12 AM | Message Detail #9
*Duct tapes Midboss to my back...Just in case"
*Summons Dark Cannon*
[laughing wildly out of sync]
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Hansfish | Posted: 6/20/2004 10:40:08 PM | Message Detail #10
get out the nemesis mk II...
From: Yams | Posted: 6/21/2004 11:11:36 AM | Message Detail #11
*Gets tired of fighting so he eats the sandwich he tried to distract Flonne with.* ^_^
"As my sensai once said," (wrong lip movements) "never leave your gaurd down, not even for a sandwich."
*The soggy prinny walks out of the infirmary and kicks Banarenth in the shin.* "Can I have one, dood?" asked the prinny with the words not matching his lips. *Hands soggy prinny a sandwich.*
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/21/2004 11:39:42 AM | Message Detail #12
*Activates Dark Cannon sending Soggy but well fed Prinny back to the infirmary along with a no longer distracted Flonne and several innocent squirrels.**Missing Yams entirely*
"D'oh!" [Mouth moving out of sync for 30 more seconds]
Note - no squirrels were harmed in the making of this battle.
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/21/2004 4:12:20 PM | Message Detail #13
*Looking over at the wounded squirrels, Yams fills with anger.*"I shall defeat your high-tech machinery!" (spoken in only one lip movement) *Pulls out a large magnet that is over twice Yams' size from his front pocket.*
*Without noticing, the Dark Cannon is pulled from its original spot and is now on top of Yams, and crushing his body.* "OW! That hurt!" (no lip movement)
*Looks over at Mid-Boss who is strapped onto Banarenth's back* "Uhhhhhh....."
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
There. It's in italics now :)
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/21/2004 5:59:13 PM | Message Detail #14
*Quickly dodges Yams attack just in case the Dark Cannon begins firing again, but accidentally ends turn on Clone Tile**Looking dazed and befuddled as a slightly more evil copy of Banarenth with a Midboss attached to his back appears and begins attacking*
To Yams: "I don't have to run fast..."[Mouth moving out of sync]"...Just faster than you"
*Hides behind Yams for protection*
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: The Mecca | Posted: 6/21/2004 6:11:47 PM | Message Detail #15
What the shism shasm is going on here!?(words not matching his lips)Why am I talking like this??OHHHHHH....a fight.(runs to fight)
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THE MECCA HAS SPOKEN!!....uh,I need a better sig.
From: Tree Beard | Posted: 6/21/2004 11:05:17 PM | Message Detail #16
*Walks in and explodes*
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All kitties must don the robot armor... for great justice.
From: Kabuki64 | Posted: 6/21/2004 11:34:10 PM | Message Detail #17
*Pulls out Etoile and shoots at random people*
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I'm addicted to LUE, don't you know that you're toxic.
From: Yams | Posted: 6/22/2004 8:27:05 AM | Message Detail #18
*Gets viciously punched by Banarenth's clone**Avoids Kabuki64's shots and walks right into the gigantic explosion that Tree Beard set off.* "Hey hey that ouched." (poorly translated)
*Looks at The Mecca who seems really confused.
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
There. It's in italics now :)
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/22/2004 10:19:29 AM | Message Detail #19
*Feeling vulnerable since shield (read Yams) moved and having forgotten to actually equip any weapons for this battle, Begins grabbing random players and throwing them at the Banarenth clone hoping one will explode**Begins running in circles hoping that someone with an actual weapon can take down the now MUCH more powerful Banarenth Clone with Midboss Clone still ducktaped to its back*
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/22/2004 1:32:07 PM | Message Detail #20
*Notices super powerful Banarenth Clone. Yams points up to the much taller Clone and souts:* "Oh no! IT'S GODZILLA!!" (mouth continues to move aimlessly)*Joins Banarenth in running around in circles*
"Wait. It is Kirby-san!! We are savinged!!" (poorly translated, again) *The Giant Kirby from post #5 returned after realizing Flonne was sent to the infirmery. It waddled up to the Banarenth Clone and started chewing on it's head.*
"We are safed!" (Man this gag is getting old)
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
There. It's in italics now :)
From: The Mecca | Posted: 6/22/2004 3:02:32 PM | Message Detail #21
Eveyone stop this madness!!(poor lip synching)For I have setted you up the bomb make your time!!Now....All your cookies belong to me!!
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THE MECCA HAS SPOKEN!!....uh,I need a better sig
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/22/2004 3:27:27 PM | Message Detail #22
"AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa..........aaaa......argh......um......""OK, I'm calm now. Let's join forces to fight this monster we've created together" [Said oddly enough without lip sync]
"...Then we can get back to killing each other like civilized people."
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: The Mecca | Posted: 6/22/2004 5:22:56 PM | Message Detail #23
DOKI_DOKI PAI PAI!!!*explodes from lack of cocaine*(I am not a crook...)
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THE MECCA HAS SPOKEN!!....uh,I need a better sig.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/23/2004 5:54:39 AM | Message Detail #24
*Watches in horror as the new Banarenth Clone/Kirby/Midboss hybrid stumbles close to another clone tile*[Gasp] "We really need to destroy that tile" [No longer even making an attempt to lip sync anymore]
*Slowly begins creeping closer to the exit as two very powerful and soggy Banarenth Clone/Kirby/Midboss hybrids begin ravaging the field*
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/23/2004 10:25:56 AM | Message Detail #25
*Thinking as fast as he can, Yams decides to use geo change*"That was too close." (also given up on lip syncing) "Oh no!" *Looking around, the players notice that the geo change caused the entire playing field to be coved in ENEMY BOOST+500% !!!*
"We are way way screwed," Yams spoke really slowly. *Notices that the Clone now takes up the entire screen.* "I think I wet myself."
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Why do these waffles taste like squirrel?
There. It's in italics now :)
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/23/2004 3:39:37 PM | Message Detail #26
"If this thing gets any farther out of hand, it will soon take over the world....or the underworld. I'm not really sure which, nobody said exactly where this battle is taking place"*Attacks Geo Prism with bare hands, doing 2 pts damage...(to hand, Geo Prism remains unscathed)*
*Flonne returns from the infirmary and heals hand ^_^ Followed by an even angrier soggy well-fed prinny*
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/23/2004 6:42:28 PM | Message Detail #27
*Realizing that it worked on Flonne, Yams tries to distract the uber hybrid-clone-thing with a sandwich.*"Ha!!" the clone spoke. "Your puny Earth sandwiches have no affect on me!!!" (lips move with no effort to match its words)
*Yams gasps.*
"Dooooooood......" said an angry, soggy, and well fed prinny. "Nobody insult those sandwiches, dood!!!"
"What will you do, you pathetic penguin?!?! the beast growled. With those words, the prinny couldn't ttake it anymore. Jumping over to the Uber-Clone, the prinny kicked the clone twenty feet into the air and performed a spectacular Nightsever.*
"Uhhhhhhhhh...." said the astonished crowd of people. *As the attack ended, the Uber-Clone exploded into a blinding light.*
"What's wrong, dood?" said the prinny.
Yams stepped foreward and said, "Uhh, prinnies can't use Nightsever."
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/24/2004 5:04:12 AM | Message Detail #28
*Frozen in total shock of what just transpired**Removed Duct Taped midboss from back, and rejoins teammates around the apparently ultra powerful prinny*
*At that moment the prinny removes the prinny-costume revealing......*
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Chrono Helix | Posted: 6/24/2004 6:15:53 AM | Message Detail #29
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From: Yams | Posted: 6/24/2004 8:09:44 AM | Message Detail #30
"The legendary Super-Robot, Pringer X?" (said the crowd in poorly translated English)"DOOD. DO NOT WORRY. I AM YOUR FRIEND. DOOD."
*Slightly confused, the now un-duct taped Mid-Boss sneaked over to Yams' picnic basket and slipped away with it.*
"How can we ever be repaying you?" (asked a few of the people)
"HOW ABOUT A SANDWICH, DOOD?" responded the Pringer X) *Looking around for the picnic basket, Yams realizes that it has been stolen!* (Dun dun dunnn)
[If you are going to be using this topic, could you please read it from the begining and post something that will make this topic move along? Btw, this is supposed to be a cheesy, Japanese style movie, so the lip movements and transations aren't supposed to make sense. Thanks. ^_^ ]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/24/2004 9:04:55 AM | Message Detail #31
*joins midboss in hiding to munch on the picnic basket, invites Flonne over so we can picnic in a field of flowers*[munch...munch] (Lip movements not matching chewing sounds
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/24/2004 9:23:06 AM | Message Detail #32
*Meanwhile, Yams is having serious trouble with the Pringer X.*"WHERE'S MY SANDWICH, DOOD?!?" the enraged Pringer X spoke slowly (and out of sync). *Looking around, Yams notices munching sounds coming from the field of flowers.*
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/24/2004 11:17:23 AM | Message Detail #33
*Finds themselves completely surrounded by Yams, Pinger X, and the completely forgotten about clone of the Banarenth Clone with a Midboss Clone duct taped to its back being munched on by a Giant Kirby*Banarenth: "We were Going to Share"
Midboss: "I, the dark Adonis, would never give up such a fine meal without a fight"
Flonne: [mmuuumm...]"Want some? Oh, there is only one left..."
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/24/2004 11:37:38 AM | Message Detail #34
"MUST EAT SANDWICH, DOOD!" said Pinger X.*Looking up at the giant monster, Mid-Boss reaches for the last of Yams' sandwiches. But at that moment, the angry, soggy, and not-as-well-fed-as-we-thought Pringer X used Pringer Beam on him, thus sending him and few more innocent squirrels to the infermery.*
"Wait, dood." said a random prinny who came from nowhere and had his beak flapping up and down for three minutes afterwards. "Robots don't eat sandwiches, dood."
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/24/2004 1:58:43 PM | Message Detail #35
*Looks back to Chrono Helix in the desperate hope that ancient wisdom will be provided to help us defeat the Pringer X that is poised to annihilate us all over a few sandwiches*[Lips moving out of sync] "..." [Fast zoom on startled yet arrogant facial expressions]
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/25/2004 11:02:28 AM | Message Detail #36
*Agitated by all of this waiting around, Pringer X picked up Flonne and took her hostage.* "HAHA! NOW I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!" said Pringer X *It's metalic lips did not move, however*"There's one thing wrong with your theory, dood," said the random prinny. "Taking Flonne as a hostage is a bad idea. Nobody really cares what happens to her, dood." A few of the other posters agreed.
"Um...I do!" Flonne said with her mouth closed tightly shut. *Everyone just ignored her as they tried to excape the Pringer X's sight.*
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/25/2004 11:14:26 AM | Message Detail #37
*Etna emerges furiously* "NOBODY destroys Flonne but me" [Lips moving out of sync and most likely edited for content]*Etna's spear slices cleanly through Pringer X causing the majority to fall directly on top of Flonne*
"Besides...Us flat girls need to stick together"
*Banarenth stares starry-eyed at Etna unable to speak* [sigh] *u*
*Meanwhile, the second Banarenth clone with a midboss clone strapped to it's back and a Kirby munching on it's head with a 500% multiplier is still rampaging through the battlefield*
[Wow, are these characters getting disproportionately powerful or what]
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/25/2004 5:32:04 PM | Message Detail #38
*Now entering the fray, Gordon!*"Let's do it!!" said Gordon in almost-accurate sync.
*Pulling out a squirt-gun, he sprays it full-blast at Banarenth thinking he was the Super-powered Banarenth Clone.*
*Meanwhile. Etna is having a difficult time battling the real Banarenth clone (with Kirby included). "Die!" (Etna's battle cry)
[You're right. They are ridiculously powerful.]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/25/2004 7:49:16 PM | Message Detail #40
*Banarenth deftly deflects the liquid assailant in a spectacular move that could never be described with mere words**With a new burst of courage (and desparately wanting to impress Etna), Banarenth begins an all out assault on the Clone, but once again realized that no weapon was equiped going into this battle*
"Wow, what I wouldn't do for a Prinny right now" (Spoken in sync, but with a _really_ bad accent)
"Now I'll never be able to impress Etna"
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/26/2004 7:56:06 AM | Message Detail #41
*The random prinny decides to join forces to stop the evil Banarenth Clone, while Yams escapes to a nearby kitchen to cook a couple dozen more sandwiches.**Gordon, of course, was already sent to the infirmary by the awesome-move-that-words-can't-describe.*
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/26/2004 8:28:07 AM | Message Detail #42
*panics...Grabs random prinny and launches it at the Banarenth Clone. Fortunately, the Banarenth clone is equipped as foolishly as Banarenth, and is therefore unprotected except by a Midboss clone duct taped to its back. Unfortunately, Banarenth was at point blank range and got caught up in the explosion*"Etna....*cough*...avenge my minor wounding"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever" says Etna in a dry tone, "Now where is Flonne, I need to teach her a lesson for getting me out of bed for not good reason"
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"Life Is Pain. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something." -Dread Pirate Roberts
From: Yams | Posted: 6/26/2004 4:42:58 PM | Message Detail #43
*Returns to the battle scene to find a giant crater where random prinny (and Banarenth) exploded.*"Would anyone be liking a sandwich?" (Again poorly translated.)
"Oh sure." Etna said and snatched the picnic basket out of Yams' arms. Looking around, Yams sees an unconcious Banarenth, random prinny, and a slightly confused Flonne, along with other people who stopped posting a while back.
"Where's Mid-Boss?" someone asked.
*Etna laughed nervously, with a vampiric accent.*
"Wait, dood." said the random prinny (now concious) "That's not Etna, dood. It's Mid-Boss in a cheap skirt and top with his hair dyed pink....dood."
*Everyone stared at Etna/Mid-Boss.*
[The excitement is rising.... ^.^]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/26/2004 5:26:39 PM | Message Detail #44
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/26/2004 5:26:49 PM | Message Detail #45
*Banarneth looks up, realizes that Etna was really just Midboss in disguise, and begins vomiting profusely at the thought*
...."This may take a while" says narrator from out of nowhere
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Brothers! Let us band together to ride this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/27/2004 1:03:52 PM | Message Detail #46
*Etna (now revealed to be Mid-Boss) leaped high into the air, and again ran off with the picnic basket.*"Dood...* random prinny was unhappy.
"That wasn't full of sandwiches," said Yams with an evil grin. "I knew that something like this would happen, so I switched the sandwiches with--"
[Next poster gets to decide ^.^]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/27/2004 8:31:39 PM | Message Detail #47
"The prinny squad!!!"*At that moment, hundreds of prinnies scramble out of the basket, prepared to send Midboss to oblivion, but...*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/28/2004 8:00:58 AM | Message Detail #48
*--Mid-Boss had a suprise for the Squad of Prinnies. He had secretly strapped a Divine Majin to his back!* (Music gets very dramatic suddenly.)"Oh no. When will this end?" asked random prinny who was already eating all of Yams' sandwiches.
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/28/2004 8:57:05 AM | Message Detail #49
*Prinny squad begin pummeling Midboss' head in unison until they realized the divine majin strapped to his back (by duct tape maybe?)**At the moment, Divine Majin and Midboss combine with the Etna costume, absorb the prinnies, and throw in Baal and Larharl inexplicably to form....Dum, dum, dum...you guessed it kiddies...Baaljinaharl-Dood!!! (I don't really know if he has a horse wiener or not, cause I'm not looking)*
"We going need tens more battle-persons"
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/28/2004 9:15:16 AM | Message Detail #50
*Random prinny looks...* "Horse wiener? Dooood." *Random prinny gets really sick all over Banarenth.**Baaljinaharl-Dood (must be in bold...or else) looked over to discover that he was now the most powerful being in Cheesey, Japanese-Style Movies ever.*
"I can defeat him fighting good is I" (Worst. Translation. Ever.)
*Little did Yams know that their was still an enemy boost+500% still on the field.*
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/28/2004 11:20:15 AM | Message Detail #51
*Being true to form, Banarenth begins grabbing random players (especially all the players who stopped posting a while ago) and throwing them at the Uber Baaljinaharl-Dood with predictable results*"...
...OK, that does it, we are all going to die" *Holds up even cheesier white flag as the _real_ Etna shows up and tries to decide which side to join*
[I wonder if anyone else is reading this war, or are they just not participating, otherwise this is going to be the longest two person non-karma post ever]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/28/2004 11:43:27 AM | Message Detail #52
*Yams stares over at the Uber Baaljinaharl-Dood, and then over at the grinning Banarenth.* "Could him stop doing that?" asked Yams with his predictable off lip-syncing and translation problems.The new menace stepped forward and spoke, "Saaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Not so fast, punk." said a sassy young demon from the shadows. It was the one, the only, Intergalactic Space Gal Etna. She stepped foreward wielding a legendary Longinus.
[Yeah, Banarenth, you're right. Oh well. Once we hit 100 messages, people might finally notice this topic. >_> Maybe they are just watching...]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/28/2004 12:04:48 PM | Message Detail #53
*Intergalactic Space Gal Etna launches into an all out fury of attacks on the uber Baaljinaharl-Dood with some difficulty since a love-struck prinny-vomit drenched Banarenth has attached himself to her ankle, but is stopped short by the new and improved Prism Rangers (counting as enemies standing on the +500%)*[This thread is killing my spell-checker]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Lightning Kite | Posted: 6/28/2004 4:37:57 PM | Message Detail #54
But, once again, they transform while standing in the middle of a battle. So, once again, Etna pops a cap in a Blue and Yellow. Making Red easy prey for the now sandwich stuffed Random Prinny.
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"I have an amazing ability... I have the power to turn red traffic lights green, just by staring at them!" BrightShadow Disgaea Social Board
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/28/2004 7:32:38 PM | Message Detail #55
*Etna takes careful aim at the Red Prism ranger and fires, but her shot goes south as Banarenth adjusts his grip on her anckle*"****** !@#)(%$ you !)#*@(% Banarenth" says Etna [still not matching lips, but suspiciously closer than before]
*The Red Prism Ranger takes the opportunity to unite instead with the uber Baaljinaharl-Dood*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/29/2004 12:19:17 PM | Message Detail #56
"Banarenth!!!" yelled Yams without any lip movement. "Let go of her so this Uber-Powerful, cheesy whatchamacallit can finally be defeated!"*Looking around, Yams notices that all of his sandwiches are missing.* "Nooooooooooooo!" yelled Yams with lip movement that appear as if he is talking to someone."
[This battle may never end. Cool, dood.]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/29/2004 4:02:31 PM | Message Detail #57
*Banarenth, torn between his love of Etna, and his fear of her, and his general desire for more sandwiches decides to abandon his grip on Etna's anckle and make a move for the sandwiches**Etna once again aims her gun, but it's too late. *Baaljinaharl-Dood* had merged with the Prism Ranger forming a new *Prismabaaljinaharl-dood* which takes up this entire stage and...
***SPOILERS***
...Another stage that a battle will occur on in the next chapter*
[I just had to find a way to sneak a spoiler into a social topic]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/29/2004 5:54:02 PM | Message Detail #58
*Just then, Gordon returned from the infirmary with a new trick up his sleeve: the Kosmos Ultra-Hydro Cannon Gun. This was no ordinary squirt gun as you could probably imagine. He looked around for the target and soon saw the 278 story tall monster.*"Justice shall prevail!!!" yelled Gordon triumphantly as he fired the squirt gun. *Believe it or not, it actually hit Prismabaaljinaharl-Dood (and not Banarenth who wishes he was still clung onto Etna's leg.) After Being hit, Prismabaaljinaharl-Dood got seriously peed off. He began thrashing about, thus destroying many of the other players. Yams of course was hiding behind a tree with Mid-Boss and random prinny #2.*
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/30/2004 9:47:19 AM | Message Detail #59
*Banarenth, unsure what to do since for the first time EVER he wasn't hit by the brunt of the attack, panics once again and throws Gordon and his water gun...*I'm sorry, I just can't finish that sentence in good faith*
*Let's just say, bigger enemy, new even longer, even bolder name*
*Banarenth laying on ground being tied up and pummeled by the few remaining characters which seem to be Yams, the long forgotten about Flonne, maybe Lightning Kite, and a really cheezed off Etna*
"This time there wasn't even any line dancing involved" [No lip movement at all this time]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 6/30/2004 11:49:39 AM | Message Detail #60
*Yams stops beating Banarenth for a second to look at the new enemy. It seemed that Gordon had severely weakened the enemy after being combined with it. (Banarenth, you can't combine humans together...oh well.)*"Gordoprismabaaljinaharl-Dood?!? What is going on?" asked random prinny #2. *Random prinny #2 realizes that her brother, random prinny #1 was already destroyed a few posts back when Prismabaaljinaharl-Dood was made.*
[Hmmm...it's finally weaker....but I'm sure you'll find something to do to make it stronger, Banarenth >_<]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 6/30/2004 1:20:07 PM | Message Detail #61
[Never, I wouldn't thi....oops]*In a tremendous effort to just get out of the way without screwing anything else up, Banarenth slinks away deeper into hiding but _accidentally_ trips over a geo prism changing it (and many of the blocks that *Gordoprismabaaljinaharl-Dood* is standing on) into both Enemy +500%, Clone, and Invincible [remember, several were already Enemy +500% and/or Clone])*
"Poop" Said Banarenth in a continuously long lip sync, followed by "ouch, Etna, could you please get your foot off my head" in a much shorter lip sync
[I know humans can't be clones...I just have my doubts about Gordon ^_^]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/1/2004 8:17:48 AM | Message Detail #62
*Yams began to think franticly.*"Wait. If it is invincible, it means it cannot hurt us!" said Yams with no effort made to match his lips with his words.
(Yams was wrong. It hurt us. Badly.)
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/1/2004 9:29:30 AM | Message Detail #63
"Yeah....at last someone _else_ made a mistake"*Banarenth quickly tries to take advantage of the situation, but realizes too late he still did not remember to actually equip any weapons for this battle....and also, Etna is still standing on his head*
*Flonne attempts to heal the players, but Banarenth's squirming distracts her and she heals the extremely large uber *Gordoprismabaaljinaharl-Dood* instead*
*Etna, now even angrier, attacks Banarenth with her spear, but doesn't realize that Banarenth's strange run of luck works both way, and misses. Instead, it hits the Geo prism, setting off a chain that somehow manages to destroy all prism effects on the board. Upon seeing this, she falls to her knees on top of a wounded but relatively happy Banarenth ^_^*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/1/2004 9:52:36 AM | Message Detail #64
Yams: "..."
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/1/2004 7:02:39 PM | Message Detail #65
[Ok, that was a little overboard, I'll admit, but I was on a roll]"What the **** you smiling at" says Etna...This time the spear connects.
*Banarenth pops out of existence momentarily, but reappears on the ...suspense.... other battle field, this time with an actual weapon....well, sort of...really it's just a butter-knife, but it's better than nothing*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/2/2004 7:27:23 AM | Message Detail #66
*Still confused by the events that had just transpired, Yams realizes he had switched weapons with Banarenth. The Yoshi-tsuna from post #1 was still in Yams' possession. Yams was supposed to have the butter knife so that he could make sandwiches, while Banarenth was supposed to have the Yoshi to fight with.*Yams: "Aww man. Why does this always happen?"
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/2/2004 8:55:13 AM | Message Detail #67
[FYI...Banarenth came into this battle with a Prinny, a Flonne (to be used as a shield), and a mid-boss (to duct tape to his back just in case) and has never had the Yoshi, but is thankful for the newly acquired butter-knife]*In a burst of speed unbecoming Banarenth, he dashes up the leg of the uber-something and crosses back into the original battlefield hopping to rejoin the frey*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA" [Synced lip movement, just a new voice since the original voice actor got sick of this and left]
*Banarenth plunges the butter-knife deep into the uber-something doing almost no damage, but ironically knocking it down causing it to burst open to reveal...*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/2/2004 10:08:42 AM | Message Detail #68
*...Flonne's evil demon half-sister, Flanne!! (music becomes dramatic)*"What is going on here?" asked Flonne with the same voice as Gordon (possible error). "I don't have an evil demon half-sister!" she said with her normal voice.
*Random prinny #2 stepped foreward and said: "Yeah...the producers got bored, dood, so they decided to spice things up. Meet Flanne: your evil demon half-sister, dood." Flonne became confused as the entire time she didn't realize in was a movie.*
"You like love?" asked Flanne with an evil (but still girly voice) "Well I love hate!!"
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/2/2004 11:15:03 AM | Message Detail #69
*Screen zooms in on Flanne, name and stats flash as she poses for the camera*"I have returned to take my revenge"
*Flanne pulls out a giant mallet, and somehow, Banarenth manages quite innocently to not be hit by it for a change. However, it does connect with several people who gave up posting a long time ago, but have secretly managed to return from the infirmary.*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/2/2004 6:13:51 PM | Message Detail #70
*While laughing maniacally, Yams does the only thing he could think of. He takes the picnic basket over to Flanne and pulls out a sandwich. He waves it back and fourth and soon distracts Flanne.*"Now's your chance, Banarenth!" yelled Yams to Banarenth who was somewhat surprised that he dodged Flanne's attack. [The screen zooms in on Banarenth as he gets ready to perform his heroic act.]
Sadly, at the same second that Banarenth gets ready to attack, random prinny #2 trips and falls onto him, thus sending the two of them to the infirmary. [Screen zooms in on Yams to see him almost crying with frustration.]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/3/2004 3:09:35 AM | Message Detail #71
*Flanne launches an all out attack on Yams and her "good" twin Flonne. She dives high in the air, and descends upon them while brandishing a Nerf bat. At this moment everyone suddenly realizes that though she is Flonne's evil twin sister, she's actually not particularly evil*"Dood" [Prinny voice, bad lip sync, but coming from Etna due to bad translation]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/4/2004 9:17:21 AM | Message Detail #72
*She didn't seem evil that is until she realized it was just a Nerf bat, she then whipped out a giant metal guitar, and started to pound Yams and Flonne into the dirt. Luckily, Yams was able to use Flonne as a shield, thus leaving Yams safe and Flonne mortally wounded.**At that moment, Thursday moved into the battlefield.* "BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP. HAHAHA. MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY!!" said the robot with no lip syncing because it's a robot.
*Random prinny #4 gasped, as it soon became clear that Thursday was behind all this chaos. "But...why, dood?" he asked.*
"BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP. I WILL TELL YOU." Thursday said (with a completely different voice actor) "ALL THIS TIME I WAS REALLY PLANNING TO--"
[This battle is starting to get weird... >.< ]
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/4/2004 3:19:20 PM | Message Detail #73
...Steal all your sandwiches and open up a Karma store of my own. Then your Social Hut will go out of business"*Banarenth, realizing his job was in danger, valiantly tries to save the few friends who have risked their lives for him by diving between the attacking Thursday/Flanne alliance and Yams, but once again, trips and lands on random prinny #4, causing it, Yams, Banarenth, and Flonne to explode.*
*A few rounds later, they all return from the infirmary*
[This started out strange, and just got out of hand, but I refuse to let it go.]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Lightning Kite | Posted: 7/4/2004 4:12:41 PM | Message Detail #74
*Appears out of nowhere and summons a thunderstorm of really big and nasty proportions. Then ties a metal string to himself and Flanne and jumps really high in the air with a steel pole held in his hands. Causing lightning to strike and elecrocute all of the sandwiches they had eaten in the last hour out of himself and Flanne*Though many scholars still debate this, Lightning Kite yells "I like cheese" in un-believeably good Sandskrit and implodes creating a slightly oversized black hole in the middle of the first battlefield.
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/4/2004 5:35:10 PM | Message Detail #75
*With the evil Flanne defeated, our heroes (Banarenth, Lightning Kite, Yams, random prinny #5, and all the people who stopped posting) rejoice. They didn't realize of course that the black hole was going to devour them in a matter of minutes, though.*"Um...dood...I think we're forgetting something..." said the new random prinny #5 (with a Mexican accent.) *The small group of people and penguins sat down for a second to think. At that moment, Yams began to freak out.*
(Suspense)
"Ahhh!!! My sandwiches!!!" said Yams.
"Dood, what about the black hole-thing?" asked random prinny #5
"That too," said Yams.
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/5/2004 4:26:39 AM | Message Detail #76
"Quick! Save the sandwiches!!!"*The blackhole turns out to be a reverse blackhole, instead of sucking everything in, it is pumping random objects into the arena*
*Banarenth gets hit on the head by various plush pokemon dolls, while Yams and Lightning Kite are desperately dodging a steady stream of Yigiou action figures*
*Just then a mewing tank named Mike enters the battlefield, carrying an eclectic mix of warriors*
[Really, they're original characters...honest....um...*runs*]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/5/2004 7:41:44 AM | Message Detail #77
*Dazed and confused by what had happened, Yams picks up one of the pokemon dolls. He notices that on the back there was a small stick of dynamite strapped to it. These stick were lit, of course.*"Catch!" yelled Yams with Flonne's voice. *Yams quickly chucked it over to random prinny #5 who was having a picnic with #6 through #11. When the doll hit, it sent off a chain reaction that blew all six of the random prinnies to the infirmary.*
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Did somebody say dead hamsters?
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/6/2004 5:43:26 AM | Message Detail #78
*Banarenth steps up with his butter-knife and viciously attacks the soaring pokemon plush dolls with dynamite attached, and somehow manages to actually to destroy them all before any more could harm his friends**Yams, Etna, Lightning Kite, and whatever random non-posters and Prinnies stood back in awe trying to figure out exactly what happened*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/6/2004 4:51:42 PM | Message Detail #79
Yams: "Ummm..."
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/7/2004 6:05:36 AM | Message Detail #80
Banarenth: "..." [Staring in disbelief that something actually worked]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/7/2004 8:39:39 AM | Message Detail #81
*Realizing that Banarenth, had done something useful, Yams started to celebrate with sandwiches. But what would a monster movie be without an uber powerful menace? So at that moment, a new(er) foe stepped forward. It's name? Laharl of course.*"Oh no," said Flonne who just happened to be standing there. "It seems as if Laharl is mad. No, wait...he's brainwashed!!" (Dramatic music waits a while and then plays after Flonne's lips stopped moving.)
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/7/2004 3:46:30 PM | Message Detail #82
[This is a monster movie?!? That explains a lot]*Etna launches into the air and performs a spectacular sequence of maneuvers designed to completely annihilate the brainwashed Larharl*
Banarenth: "I know he's brainwashed, but aren't you trying just a little too hard to kill him?"
Etna: "He's brainwashed???"
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/7/2004 4:17:55 PM | Message Detail #83
Yams: "Etna, you really need to pay more attention to Flonne."Etna looked around at everyone and then back at Yams. "Who's Flonne? Who's Etna?"
*At that moment, random prinny #13 (I lost track) started to freak out. It seems that both Laharl and Etna have been brainwashed.*
Mid-Boss stepped foreward (now un-duct taped) and asked: "Who are you people?!"
[Amnesia must be common today...^_^]
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/8/2004 2:51:03 AM | Message Detail #84
*In an obvious attempt to take advantage of the situation, Banarenth vaults into the air landing in Etna's arms (big silly grin)*"Let me explain...." [Flashback rolls for 30 minutes while Banarenth explains the story so far with a few minor alterations, mostly making Banarenth look good, blaming Yams for all the mistakes, and somehow managing to end with Etna and Banarenth dating ^_^]
[OMG, I'm starting to sound like all the people on the "What would you do if Flonne showed up at your door" topic, or my failed story topic.]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/8/2004 4:52:31 AM | Message Detail #85
[It happens...I guess.]*Yams soon realizes that Flonne was standing behind Mid-Boss with a giant sickle and a dark grin on her face. Normally, Yams would care, but this was a special occasion because Yams had just finished baking a strawberry pie.*
"Dood. Pie....dood." said a random prinny.
*Banarenth was distracted at the moment telling how he heroically defeated the evil menace, Baaljinaharl-Dood with nothing but his bare hands to Etna.*
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/8/2004 5:38:49 PM | Message Detail #86
Banarenth: "That last part was true, Etna, really...remember, I didn't remember to bring a weapon to this battle originally" [Lip syncing still...sort of]Etna: "Ummmm, what the little blonde kid doing with that sickle?"
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/9/2004 10:03:32 AM | Message Detail #87
*Again, Yams was really distracted. This time he was adjusting his signature.*"Dood!! That's not Flonne!!" random prinny shouted out with one lip movement. *The so called 'Flonne' was really Flunne: the slightly-more-evil-then-Flanne-demon-half-sister-of-Flonne.*
"Dood what the f--" started random prinny, but the censor quickly overlapped his speech with "Fudge."
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/9/2004 4:56:05 PM | Message Detail #88
*The real Flonne faints upon hearing the special word of the curse*Flunne: "It is my destiny to control all the world's sandwiches!!! Ha...Ha...Ha" [Quick, unwieldy zoom, with bad lip sync]
Banarenth: "Don't worry Etna, I'll save you"
*Banarenth attempts to fault into the air to fight the new menace, but forgot that he was still in Etna's (unwilling and confused) arms, only manages to land in an even more awkward position with face in dirt and feet still in Etna's arms*
Etna: "Are you sure we're dating? I mean...really. That just doesn't seem right"
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/9/2004 7:01:00 PM | Message Detail #89
Yams: "-_-; uh, sure."*With Etna and Banarenth "tied up" Yams knew it was his job to save the Earth, no wait, the sandwiches!! Yams lunges foreward to save the sandwiches, only to trip on a random prinny, tumble foreward, and pin Flunne to the ground in another strange position.
Yams: "Ha! I win!"
Everyone else: "o_O What are you doing?"
Flunne: "Grrr....get off!!!11"
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/10/2004 6:07:13 AM | Message Detail #90
*Midboss once again grabs the sandwiches and makes a break*Random Prinny #20 or so yells: "Stop him, he's stealing all the sandwiches"
Banarenth: "Ummm, so. I've got Etna...sort of. Anyway, I don't think there were any shrimp flavored sandwiches to begin with"
Etna: [flirt] "But I want a sandwich" [/flirt] [editorial note: not really a flirt...more like a threat. But about as close as Etna gets anyway]
*Banarenth Falls over himself in a desparate attempt to rescue the sandwiches from midboss, grabs Yams and jointly attach Midboss*
"I will save the sandwiches!!!"
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/10/2004 7:18:08 AM | Message Detail #91
*With Yams by his side, and Mid-Boss strapped to his back, Banarenth made a plan to rescue the sandwiches and impress the hungry Etna. But at that moment, another figure appeared...Flenne!! (Well, there were still two vowels e and i, so what do you expect?)**Flunne and Flenne (Flunne was dressed in red, Flenne was dressed in orange) fused together to make a super-destructive menace: Fluenne-Z The camera zoomed in to see her half-metal, half-angel face giving an evil laugh.*
"Dood! I hate you all!!" yelled random prinny #20 or something at the audience who seemed to be happy at the heroes newest foe.
[This battle doesn't look like it will end any time soon, Banarenth...n_n ]
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/10/2004 5:21:05 PM | Message Detail #92
*Banarenth stood shocked at the new menace, but not for long. He had a plan. He needed to impress Etna. This is his big chance.*Banarenth: "Super Yams attack"
*Banarenth, true to form, throws Yams at Fluenne-Z, but they didn't combine this time.*
Fluenne-Z: "What was that supposed to do?"
Banarenth: "Um....stick with your strengths?!?"
Yams: "Ugh...my head"
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/10/2004 5:44:06 PM | Message Detail #93
*Soon after, Yams was sent to the infirmary where he was unable to respond to Banarenth's post. On a better note, Yams had a cute nurse take care of him. ^_^ *
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/10/2004 6:22:16 PM | Message Detail #94
Banarenth: [Voice Over]"Hmmm...Yam's almost worked...so that means[/Voice Over]*Banarenth begins grabbing random creatures and throwning them at the new Fleunne-X. Fortunately, the only random creatures remaining on this board is prinnies...lots of them*
*Once again, Banarenth saves the day by defeating the enemy bare handed without any help from anyone, and impresses Etna (yeah...right)*
*But Fleunne-X wasn't defeated so easily, tall the prinnies that were being thrown actually combined to form a super giga master baal level god prinny*
[Hmmm...run this one through a spell checker]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Lightning Kite | Posted: 7/10/2004 10:47:47 PM | Message Detail #95
(Sorry i haven't been posting, I have been very busy lately)*Suddenly, appearing out of nowhere, Lightning Kite grabs the butter knife and starts to go Black Mamba style (Kill Bill reference). But, before he could land any critical (or any hits at all) Fluenne-Z (How do you do bold?) back hands him giving him a very messy but painless bloddy nose.*
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/11/2004 5:58:52 AM | Message Detail #96
*Fleunne-X and super giga master baal level god prinny look at each other and begin fighting. Yams, Lightning Kite, Flonne, Flanne, Banarenth, Etna, and Flinne (the evil male twin of Flonne, but not quite as evil as Flunne, Flenne, Flanne, or even Flonne, but still slightly evil nonetheless) are all consumed in the backlash of their battle.*[Internet tags work in these messages. Use the < plus either B for bold, I for Italics, U for underline and the > to start the bold, and the < plus the / and then the same character plus the > to end it. Similar to [X]This is tagged[/X]. Sorry for the extended explanation, I forgot how the type the tags without the effect.]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/11/2004 7:46:45 AM | Message Detail #97
([u]Underline actually works. I just don't use it much.[/u])*Our heroes now begin to understand the theme of this battle.*
1.Happy place. (With sandwiches.)
2.Monster comes up.
3.Yams/Banarenth do something stupid.
4.Monster becomes uber-powerful.
5.Yams/Banarenth do something stupid.
6.Lightning Kite might show up.
7.Monster is somehow destroyed.
8.Happy place. (Usually with sandwiches.)
9.Stupid things happen. Confusion strikes.
10.Monster comes up."Dood. What step are we on now?" asked random prinny #62.
*The other heroes shrug and become more confused.*
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/11/2004 7:47:49 AM | Message Detail #98
[Well, it works with the Spellcheck/preview.]
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From: Lightning Kite | Posted: 7/11/2004 10:37:23 AM | Message Detail #99
Thanks guys"I think we are at the part where the monsters are destroyed or we eat sandwiches. I say we eat the sandwiches." Says Lightning Kite in a really bad British accent with no movement of his mouth.
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/11/2004 11:56:50 AM | Message Detail #100
"Actually, the uber-monsters are battling each other, we're just caught in the crossfire this time. So maybe we should beat them and enjoy the sandwiches." [Spoken with no lip movement, but clearly intended to try to justify the current plot developments]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/11/2004 12:04:32 PM | Message Detail #101
Oh yes....one more thing....100!!
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/11/2004 12:09:18 PM | Message Detail #102
[101 posts. I'm so happy.]*Yams thinks that the monsters are no longer a threat considering the fact that they just beat the crap out of each other. Mid-Boss did manage to un-tape himself amongst all the confusion.*
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From: Lightning Kite | Posted: 7/11/2004 2:26:58 PM | Message Detail #103
*Unfortunatly, Mid-Boss goes crazy with lust for the sandwiches and persuades the Dark Assembly to grant the monsters immortality and then promptly runs off screaming like a little middle-aged Midd-Bossish girl.**Confused by the now immortal monsters charging at full speed towards him Lightning Kite curls up into a small pitiful ball and whimpers. Then thinking that that everyone else will think less of him he quickly stops whimpering and passes out.*
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/11/2004 5:07:57 PM | Message Detail #104
*Decides to join the battle since attempting to convince Etna they are dating seems to hinge on defeating uber-monsters**Banarenth valiantly charges Fleunne-X with his butter-knife, burying it deep in her finger causing almost no damage*
"Well, that's my big move, anyone else have any ideas?" [Obviously only a grunt in the original Japanese]
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/11/2004 6:05:55 PM | Message Detail #105
"Nope." said a completely calm Yams.---
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/12/2004 6:43:21 PM | Message Detail #106
At that moment everybody instantly bursted into flames and died.x_x
The end...
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Or is it?
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/13/2004 2:48:36 AM | Message Detail #107
"woah...Bad day dood" Says flaming random prinny #27*Banarenth and Etna return from infirmary, but there is nobody left to fight*
Banarenth: "I guess I win?"
Etna: "Nope, I do" *Stabs Banarenth with spear,and Banarenth pops out of existence*
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/13/2004 7:57:39 AM | Message Detail #108
*Yams casually walked over to Etna.*"So...want a sandwich?" Yams asked.
"Sure." said a still hungry Etna. *She had an evil plot planned, but Yams was too tired to notice the obvious, so he didn't care.*
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/13/2004 1:29:34 PM | Message Detail #109
*Banarenth bursts into frame in a cinematic explosion of action that bankrupts the studio*"Get away from Etna!!" [Words =/= lip movements]
*As Banarenth and Yams begin the faceoff of the century, Etna stabs Yams in the back and Yams pops out of existence*
"Awwww...you do love me" [Sweet music plays]
"Not exactly, I just never got my sandwich"
*Fortunately, Banarenth was somehow smart enough to maintain his distance ... for now*
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/14/2004 7:34:42 AM | Message Detail #110
*Meanwhile, back at the infirmary, something was amiss. The nurse was giving out free lollipops to all the wounded squirrels. The squirrels seemed happy enough, but Yams caught a glimpse of what the nurse was really doing. The nurse was injecting Zombie plasm into the squirrels lollipops. (Dramatic music swells.)*
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From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/14/2004 2:28:59 PM | Message Detail #111
[Awesome, I love the idea of Zombie Squirrels ^_^]*Being the only two people left on the battlefield, Banarenth and Etna do what any two people would do in this situation ... take a stroll hoping to find more sandwiches*
Banarenth: "I think I found one"
Etna: "Awww....I want one"
Banarenth: "Here, you can have this one" *Accidentally gets within spear range...pops out of existence*
"Wow, Zombie squirrels, If I can capture them, Etna will finally notice me" *Tries to catch Zombie Squirrels in the infirmary*
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/14/2004 2:46:51 PM | Message Detail #112
[This is probably the only topic I've ever made that has gone this far with only 2 people, and occasionally Lightning Kite. I also am highly amazed at how sandwiches had been incorperated into the story this entire time.]*While Banarenth was busy trying to capture a zombie squirrel for Etna, Yams took this opportunity to go look for something to eat.*
"Come back here!!!" yelled Banarenth as he chased the squirrels.
*As Yams approached the vending machine, he saw a small group of prinnies all huddled around it. Apparently, they were random prinnies #1-64 who got blown up due to several random accidents.*
"What's going on?" asked Yams.
"Dood!! The machine broke, dood." Random Prinny 31 said.
"NOOOooo!" Yams yelled in defeat.
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/14/2004 6:40:59 PM | Message Detail #113
"Don't worry, I'll fix it"*Grabs nearest Prinny and tosses it at vending maching. This time however, the prinny didn't merge with the vending machine forming a new uber-mechaprinny-X, that only happens on the battlefield, no, this time the prinny exploded, causing all the prinnies to begin exploding in a chain reaction...This is how we learned that if you have a big enough explosion, even zombie squirrels can explode*
[Hmmm....so where do you go if you explode in the infirmary?]
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Brothers! Let us band together to rid this world of the evil shrimp menace!
From: Yams | Posted: 7/15/2004 7:35:02 AM | Message Detail #114
Probably heck. I'm too tied today to think of anything, Banarenth. I was up until 3 playing La Pucelle, so I'm sucked dry of any creativity today.
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/15/2004 6:20:52 PM | Message Detail #115
*Yams, Zombie Squirrels, Banarenth, and Prinnies and possibly Lightning Kite all pop out of existence and reappear on the second battle field*Banarenth: "Weird...wait. That means that Etna is on the other battle field all alone! I need to get over there"
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/16/2004 7:55:33 AM | Message Detail #116
*Screen zooms over to do a super-close up on Etna. She whips ot the Longinus spear and gets ready to kit a--um...butt. The enemy monster charges, but there's no way that Etna can lose, because she (POSSIBLE SPOILERS) trained with the Rotten Peaches baseball team!! Etna uses her spear as a ball and slugs the enemy monster all the way over to the other battlefield where everyone else is. A crowd out of nowhere cheers for Etna.*
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/16/2004 9:17:34 AM | Message Detail #117
*Between dodging squirrels, and trying to find a way to join Etna, Banarenth trips and knocks a zombie squirrel into position. Just at the moment the new (as yet un-named) monster lands on top of the zombie squirrel forming a new uber....*[Man, I can't even say it with a straight face, you finish it]
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/16/2004 9:22:14 AM | Message Detail #118
Uber Zombqurrel!!! The new menace lunged foreward and took a bite out of random prinny #109. It's blood began to stain the battlefield."Dood that hurt." complained the bleeding prinny.
*Taking a mop, Yams began to mop up #109's blood into a bucket.*
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/16/2004 10:28:13 AM | Message Detail #120
[I guess this is where I'm supposed to start grabbing random characters and throwing them at the Uber Zombqurrel!!!...so be it.]*Banarenth throws all the random zombie squirrels at the Uber Zombqurrel!!! only enraging it and getting Banarenth royally beat down in the process. *
[But at least Etna managed to find a way to get over to this new battle just to help destroy me...I knew she cared <3]
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/16/2004 12:29:34 PM | Message Detail #121
*Yams pops out of existence as the Uber thing thrashes about.*"Ouchie that hurting." said a prinny with Yams' voice.
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/16/2004 9:16:10 PM | Message Detail #122
"Noooooooo, Yams!!!!!!!!!" *Banarenth calling out in despair, but still lip synced poorly*"What have you done"
*Enraged, Banarenth steps forward with glowing eyes. I cannot forgive you abomination for what you have done to my friend.*
"I shall personally send to back to the pits of heck from whence you came foul creature" [No lip synced, but in bad English]
*An enraged Banarenth, now consumed by a white hot glow from an Efreet spell, launches into the uber-thing totally obliterating it without remorse. Only to find out Yams had mustered enough skill from his ninja days to escape the attack relatively unharmed*
Banarenth: "At least I was able to finally impress Etna"
Etna: "What? I wasn't paying attention, can you show me again?"
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/17/2004 10:31:46 AM | Message Detail #123
Etna: n_nYams: ^_^
Banarenth: x_x
Prinny: ( ?)> dood
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/17/2004 8:23:35 PM | Message Detail #124
*exhausted, but somehow manages to repeat the entire series of events again for Etna*Banarenth: "See, I rock"
Etna: "Whatever, it wasn't that special"
Banarenth: *sulk*
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/18/2004 8:24:43 AM | Message Detail #125
*At this moment, our adventures come to a close. The brave (and stupid) heroes have fulfilled their quest and sent the uber monsters back to where they came. Now the only problem is the fact that our heroes are very, VERY LOST.*"Dood. Where are we? asked random prinny #124.
"Lost. AND IT'S ALL YOU FAULT!!!" said Etna as she thrashed Banarenth about. ^_^
"I think we've been walking in circles for hours..." said Yams.
*Just ahead there was a sign of civilization! It was.....*
[Hopefully not a monster.]
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/18/2004 8:34:10 AM | Message Detail #126
*...Prinny-land! The kind with lots of rides and rollercoasters.*Banarenth: "Etna, why *ouch* don't we *ouch* go on a few *ouch* rides together *ouch*"
Etna: "Rides huh...eh, why not"
*Etna drags Banarenth on the vomit rocket and sets the controls on high*
*The remainder of this scene has been censored by the international board of censorship due to violent content and language*
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/18/2004 8:47:36 AM | Message Detail #127
*With Etna and Banarenth gone, Yams, Mid-Boss, and prinny #124 walked around the amusement park looking for something to eat.*"I am..so hungry..." said Mid-Boss without moving his lips.
"Aww dood. Don't say food." said the prinny but with a new voice actor.
"A...hot...dog stand?!?" said the group of three in amazement with only Yams lip syncing.
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/18/2004 7:08:17 PM | Message Detail #128
*Banarenth and Etna return from the Vomit rocket just long enough to join Yams in a few hot dogs**Etna drags Banarenth to the tilt-a-barf looking even greener than usual*
Banarenth: "I'm going to die...I just know it"
Etna: "If you love me, you'll do it"
*Banarenth, knowing Etna is just planning more misery, and definitely not love, decides it's not worth loosing the chance, and buys 2 tickets to the tilt-a-barf*
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/19/2004 6:04:52 AM | Message Detail #129
( ?)> Dood, Is that Banarenth guy cracked or something?I have no idea. He might need some emotional help. <(? )
( ?)> Yeah, Etna does that all the time...
Yeah...She's hugging me on the front cover you know. <(? )
( ?)> WTF? We all look the same.
Yeah, I know. But I still think it's me. <(? )
( ?)> What happened to the story?
I don't know. Yams should've typed something. <(? )
( ?)> Hey, why aren't we saying "dood" like always?
I stopped caring for the most part. <(? )
( ?)> Me too.
Wanna go on the Vomit-o-ramma ride? <(? )
( ?)> Sure. Let's go.
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/19/2004 7:17:32 AM | Message Detail #130
*At that moment, the notorious Prism Rangers appear*"Now that you all all full of food, and dizzy form the rides, we can't possibly lose this battle"
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/19/2004 9:57:42 AM | Message Detail #131
*Etna pulls out a gun and fires twice.*"BLUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!" Red screamed.
"YEEELLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW!!!" Red cried.
*Etna was going to finish the red prism ranger off, but at that moment, random prinny #127 wobbled up to red and vomited all over him.*
"I-I w-will b-be back." said the disturbed Power Ranger rip off.
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After dropping out of ninja school, Yams decided to achieve his life-long dream and become a world-famous chef.
From: danakir | Posted: 7/19/2004 1:31:23 PM | Message Detail #132
By a unlucky strike it happened Danakir had taken vacation in the attraction parc for the day.'Danakir see Banarenth with Etna'
Hey it's my number one victim... erm I meant Banarenth! Who's the charming lady with you?
But first where are my manners! Let me present myself, Danakir Psycho Mage and Banarenth first death source.
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/19/2004 6:43:56 PM | Message Detail #133
"He's exaggerating Etna. While he does kill me a *lot*, I would hardly call him #1...most painful, but still not #1"Etna: "Whatever, you talk too much"
[Better not ruin my one and only chance (if it can be called that) with Etna. I've always supported your obsession with Smiley Elf ^_^]
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From: danakir | Posted: 7/19/2004 6:52:09 PM | Message Detail #134
So she's named Etna...Can I have a word with you lady Etna?
(muttering)
(You know he may be feeble but he's not only immortal. Believe I've checked that dozen of time. He's very servile too. So just use him as you like and I'll bet he'll thank you for it. Date him and he'll become your eternal slave.)
Oh! If you don't believe I've killed him dozen of time...
'shoot a fireball at Banarenth killing him in the process'
See?
'Ressurect Banarenth'
Danakir to Banarenth: I've said a few good word for you to Etna. Good luck with her.^_-
Surprisingly Banarenth had encoutered Danakir and had only died once in the process. It was a very lucky day for him indeed.
Homewer he was now on is way to see Yams...
From: Yams | Posted: 7/19/2004 6:57:33 PM | Message Detail #135
*Hides behind tree with random prinny #129.*
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From: danakir | Posted: 7/19/2004 7:01:10 PM | Message Detail #136
Damn it where could he hide?'thinks for a second'
I know!
'loudly'
'Yams if you don't come out of your hideout I'll shoot fireball everywhere until I find you!'
'You have 20 seconds!'
'20'
...
'15'
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'10'
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'5'
...
From: evolutionworld | Posted: 7/19/2004 9:00:57 PM | Message Detail #137
*evolved kirby walks up to terified yams*ehh... why are you cowering behind that tree...
*evolved kirby watches yams hide behind him
O) O) O) <(o.o<) Hey what the....
O) )))) <('0'<)
*Evolved- kirby swollows fireballs, but in the process, accedently rolls over yams,11squirels, Prinnies 167-506, and the river of love ride*
From: danakir | Posted: 7/19/2004 9:06:36 PM | Message Detail #138
Ah! Yams I've found you!Come here we need to have a little chat.
Danakir to Yams: You know this cute girl with Banarenth,Etna. Who the heck is she? She look dangerous and I now what I'm talking about. Let's go finish this conversation on a table with some of my famous cookies. How about it? ^___^
(Yams: 0_0) From: Yams | Posted: 7/20/2004 2:48:22 PM | Message Detail #139
Oh, her? She's just-- *randomly explodes.**At that moment, several prinnies decided to play a game of jump-rope. The game turned into a fiery explosion when they tripped over each other causing a massive explosion.*
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Yams left ninja school behind to become a world-famous chef.
Member and creator of the Disgaea RPG super-battle!
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/20/2004 5:17:14 PM | Message Detail #140
[OMG, that was the first line in a long time that really fit this topic.]*Just then Banarenth resurrects standing right next to danakir*
Danakir: "What happened to you?"
Banarenth: "Etna"
Danakir: "Oh...where are you going now?"
Banarenth: *sigh* "Etna"
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From: danakir | Posted: 7/20/2004 5:18:51 PM | Message Detail #141
Danakir: Can I come with you? Yams like dead so I've got nothing to do.Ps: Good one :D
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/21/2004 5:28:06 AM | Message Detail #142
Sure...bring Smiley Elf, we can double-date. Then we can all take turns killing me.And yes, I am dating Etna...*whispers* just don't tell her
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From: Yams | Posted: 7/21/2004 6:38:00 AM | Message Detail #143
*Continues being dead.**Is revived by Flonne.*
Flonne: "Can we go too?"
Yams: "How about no?"
Flonne: "Meanie!"
*Flonne drives a metal staff into Yams foot.*
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Yams left ninja school behind to become a world-famous chef.
Member and creator of the Disgaea RPG super-battle!
From: danakir | Posted: 7/21/2004 7:06:50 AM | Message Detail #144
Hey, Smiley Elf wanna come with me? I'm following Banarenth.It'll be fun to watch Etna cruch him in way even I didn't think of. In sheer destruction I'm unmatched but in torture creativity Etna is even better then me. That would tend to prove that Banarenth as become a death addict.^_^
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/22/2004 8:48:16 AM | Message Detail #145
*Talks to danakir in a cut scene while working their way back to Etna*"Could it be that Smiley Elf hasn't been reading this topic" [lips once again moving out of sync unexplainable]
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From: danakir | Posted: 7/22/2004 8:52:12 AM | Message Detail #146
You may just be right. Hey after I'm done with Darkfishie I wanted to duel you. How about it? [Lips moving out of synch]
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/22/2004 10:12:42 AM | Message Detail #147
"I'm up for it, but I don't think it would be very productive, I can't do much damage, I die easy, and I always come back" [Lip syncing in wrong voice]
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From: danakir | Posted: 7/22/2004 10:19:24 AM | Message Detail #148
That is the reason why I want to fight you. I want to humiliate you in front of Smiley Elf just in case you wanted to try something. Anyway if you were to try something you know what would happen to you... [Lips not synching again]PS: And you're fun to torture and will make a good bloody show for the audience ^_^
From: Banarenth | Posted: 7/22/2004 10:59:00 AM | Message Detail #149
You may be right on that. Even I think my deaths are kinda fun, but I don't think humiliation is really plausible, I never live long enough for the really cool stuff to happen. Kinda wrote myself into a corner. Besides, I though this was supposed to be an RPG not a tournament fighter.[/rant]*After the second longest sub-plot in history (read: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon), our current team finally catches up to the much praised Etna shortly after slaying random poster #10*
Etna: "I think I got it out of my system for now"
Banarenth: "Cool, what's the next ride"
Etna: "I think the up-chuck-o-matic would be fun"
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From: danakir | Posted: 7/22/2004 11:54:41 AM | Message Detail #150
Danakir: No let's go to the carnage-o-matic! ^_^Etna : 'K
Banarenth: ...sob... ;_;
