A new BWF signature begins playing! The BWF logo appears
on the screen and begins warping and swirling around wildly as people’s voices
grow louder and louder. Finally, the logo stops and we see the opening video
montage for Mayhem beginning.
I don't want you and I don't need you
Don't bother to resist, I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong
Chaos makes Toco pass out with the Final Resting Place.
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
You can't smell your own shit on your knees
Stryker Cloud leaps up and puts Josh McKlick through a table with a sit-down powerbomb.
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
Chaos and Carnage fly off the top of the steel cage from Chaos’s Fall from Grace, landing at the same time.
There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way
The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most
Big O stands in the center of the ring holding up the World Heavyweight Championship in celebration.
The horrible people, the horrible people
It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way,
Old-fashioned fascism will take it away
As the music fades, all BWF superstars are standing in the ring staring each other down. Ghost stands in the middle and all superstars converge on him as the screen turns black, then morphs into the White Mayhem logo.
The camera pans around the arena until it reaches the stage. The sides of the stage simultaneously shoot out fountains of sparks as flashes of sparks burst out from around each of the BlazenTrons ending with a big flash of pyro coming from each of the 4 ring posts.
Buzz: Welcome to BWF Thursday Night Mayhem. I’m Bill “Buzz” Williams and this is my broadcast partner George “Gore” Thompson.
Gore: That’s right folks; tonight we are live from the United Center, here in the Chicago, Illinois. We have a good lineup tonight as we see two of the match-ups in the World Tag Team tournament.
Buzz: The Demon Knights won in the first match-up and I won't be surprised if they win it all. The first match-up of the tournament tonight is the team of Austin Pyromania and The Canadian Hero vs. the team of The Big O and Snake-Eyes.
Gore: The second match-up of the is between the team of returning Stryker Cloud and the returning Dorian Black VS. The Un-Americans.
Buzz: In the main event tonight, Josh McKlick defends his BWF Championship against another returning superstar, X, who was attacked last Monday night by the debuting superstar Rex.
Gore: We'll take you to the first match-up of the night right after this commercial break.