OK we were going to scam YOU and ask you for you hard earned money for some crappie certificate I simply printed up on my computer … But, thanks to this damn conscious I have I taught it best not to join the 100s of FAKE barely legal “Ordination Mills” … I may scam you next time … You seem gullible (LOL)!

Yes, Jesus really does NOT need your money … I mean he is God why would he need money?

OK, the boobs are not very Christian, but its still God’s beautiful creation (well, except the silicon bags that are stuffed in there) …