- Scene -
The scene opens with Matt Hardy in the
hallway of the arena. He is on his cell phone and he looks
angry.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Have you found them yet?
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Yeah we have found them.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Well where the hell are they then?
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- They are in San Antonio. For some reason
it seems that they were never put on the plane.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Well what am I supposed to do without my
bags? You should by Version 1 a complete new wardrobe.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Who is Version 1?
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- I am you idiot. Don’t you realize who
you are talking to? I am the greatest Superstar in the wMe. I
am a mega star to be precise. The fans love me and I am rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Okay but why should we buy you a new
wardrobe? You will get your bags back in due time.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- You should buy me a new bag because you
are putting me in a huge predicament. I am forced to go out
and buy new clothes because your incompetent staff members do
not know how to put them on a plane.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Well it is probably a good thing anyway.
You probably have nothing but old baggy clothes that look
horrible. It will be a good chance for you to get some nice
clothes.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Just who do you think you are talking to?
You should be being nice to me instead of slagging me off. I
can’t believe you would treat a superstar like this and
especially one like me. I am the next WM2k1 Champion you know.
That means that right now you are talking to the next champion
of the world.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Yeah okay whatever you say man. Are you
talking about boxing or something?
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- BOXING?!? What the hell?!? I’m talking
about Wrestling. You are talking to one of the greatest in the
business at the moment.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Oh I don’t watch wrestling.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- That shouldn’t matter. I am a huge star
everywhere. Even people in Outer Mongolia have heard of Matt
Hardy.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Yeah well I haven’t.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- How can you not know about wMe’s biggest
star?
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Whoa! Are you in the same business the
Rock is in?
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- THE ROCK?!? I am ten times the star he is.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- I don’t know about wrestling but he is a
great actor. Oh you might also know Rikishi.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Yeah that’s the guy I am going to kick
the crap out of this Tuesday at Downfall when I win the WM2k1
Championship.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Oh there is a rumour going around that he
has been picked to do a movie with Sandra Bullock.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- RIKISHI?!? How could someone pick him for
a roll in a movie? He is probably too big to fit his ass on
the screen.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- I’m not sure now. It’s just a rumour I
heard. It sounds like it’s going to be a big money deal
though. They say that the interest that Rikishi will bring in
alone from the wrestling fan base will more than pay for the
making of the film and as for the interest from other people
it looks like it is going to be a very profitable film to say
the least.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- I can’t believe they are making a film
and including Rikishi in it. They should have picked me. I
would make a much better actor than Rikishi. I can do
everything else better than him why wouldn’t they believe I
can do this better than him too?
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- I don’t know. Maybe they don’t see it
the same was as you do. Maybe they think that you are not as
good as Rikishi or something. I don’t know but that’s what
it sounds like to me.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Ah what would you know anyway? You are
just a receptionist at an airport. How many brain cells does
that require.
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- Where do you get off talking to me like
that? You should learn some respect for other people…
- Scene -
Matt holds the cell phone away from
his ear and makes a talking motion with his other hand. It
looks like this is irritating him. I guess this really does
sum up his week. It has been a disaster from the very
beginning.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Are you done?
-|[ Batty boy Voice (|)
????? ]|- No I’m not done…
- Scene -
Matt holds the phone away from his ear
and then hovers his finger over the button before pressing it.
I guess Matt doesn’t like listening to non-stop nagging but
then again who does. Just then Big Show walks up to him.
-|[ Biggest MF-er (|) Big Show ] –
Hey
man who was that?
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- It was the receptionist from the airport.
The fat cow showed no respect for me at all.
-|[ Biggest MF-er (|) Big Show ] –
Where
are the bags anyway?
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- They are still in San Antonio.
-|[ Biggest MF-er (|) Big Show ] –
SAN
ANTONIO?!?
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Yeah some fool forgot to pack them on the
luggage cart. Now it will be about three days before I get
them back. That’s just brilliant. All I have are these
clothes and the other case of clothes.
-|[ Biggest MF-er (|) Big Show ] –
You
can borrow some of mine if you want to.
-|[ Version 1.0 (|)
Matt Hardy ]|- Thanks for the offer but I think I will
make do with what I have of my own thanks Show. I don’t
think that anything you own would ever fit me.
-|[ Biggest MF-er (|) Big Show ] –
Okay
well the offer is there if you want it.
- Scene -
Big Show walks off drinking a cup of coffee and enters the locker room as
Matt Hardy stands in the hallway and he looks extremely angry.
Oh I pity Rikishi, Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin at
Downfall. Matt Hardy is going to get into the ring and take
all the frustrations from this week out on them. The scene
fades to black with Matt still standing in the hall.
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