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Confucius says...


***Man who stand on toilet high on pot***
***Man who fart in church sit in own pew***
***Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam***
***Man who eat many prunes get good run for money***
***Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk***
***Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger***
***Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient***
***Man who lives in glass house must dress in basement***
***Better to be pissed off than pissed on***
***Man who runs behind bus gets exhausted***
***Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion***

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