The Quibbler Au Courant
Hello and welcome to “The Quibbler Au Courant” or as we like to call it: the new and improved Quibbler. Why the name change you ask? The Quibbler is now under new management and recent studies conducted by our marketing staff show that a surprisingly large number of you have been canceling your subscriptions to “The Daily Prophet”, our rival news publication, and furthermore, have instead turned to The Quibbler for all of your current event needs. Firstly, the staff would like to thank you for your business and congratulate you on your intelligent decision to ‘make the switch’. Next, we wish to inform you that under new management, The Quibbler will now only be reporting newsworthy stories that will always be truthful and well balanced. Our reporters will write no libel or slanderous statements. In addition, they will be prohibited from writing anything if it is too strongly and obviously swayed by a personal dislike or liking of a subject. We promise The Quibbler will do its best to meet all your highest of standards with our fact-filled stories, enjoyable features and free forums for those who wish to voice their own opinions in a safe and legal way. Thank you all once again for choosing “The Quibbler Au Courant”; your number one source for wizarding news.
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