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The Advantages Of Dating An Older Woman
She'll never ask you what you're thinking. She's older smarter, and coulden't give a shit what you think.
She's like Wolfgang Puck in the kitchen,only less effeminate.
She can pay. An older woman don't eat at McDonalds.
You don't have to take her out or entertain her at parties. She's good to go after a cup of herbal tea.
She knows what she wants. Actually, no woman really knows what she wants, but older woman are aware of this problem, at least.
Two words : Sugar Mommy. She's got a job and money, and you can borrow it and won't be expected to pay it back.
She has her own place.
She can teach you a thing or two about younger girls, too. She's been there.
She's got a nicer car. You can borrow it.
She owns a real I.D. saying she's over 21.
She's happy when you leave after sex.
She won't accuse you of using her for sex; she most likely using you.
Brian Speaking :
Well last night we were bored. X and Tanner always complain that we never have anything to do. So... i was asked to hang out with this girl Kara at the mall in Bayshore. It was ::bleh:: kinda boring but fun. We made her laugh alot ...then we went to a diner and X *broke* a knife and I was drinkin my coffee out of the lil saucer cuz I spilled it all over the place and chris was acting funny as usual bustin on Frank. Then +RING RING+ Kara's friend Kristy called and we went to get her. Then off to a bowling alley, which was boreing. After we went to DPA drove like 4 laps then dropped Kara and Kristy off. Then back to DPA! WOO-WEE We raced a few cars and of course we won everytime. We don't lose to often. We saw the Mustang Gang and talked to them. Time went by.....we drove some more laps....then headed home at around 3AM. Sound fun to you? Leave a message in the forum of what you think!
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-April 16 2003