-=[Sooch]=- (1240) Contacts: Posts: 1004 Posted on 09/21/03 04:03:00 | Does anyone actually NOT have a clan? |
If
so you should go ahead and join -=[tSo]=- now. Go on, do it now. That
other guy was looking at tSo just a little bit ago. You'd better join
before he gets back.
Famous celebrity Christopher Walken is a member of tSo. Shouldn't you be too?
Impress your neighbors. Be the first on your block to join tSo.
Join the thousands of other satisfied people who have lost weight and found better jobs by joining tSo.
Look at all those hip people drinking their lattes at the brand new art gallery joining tSo. (Now with Resaclene!)
So go ahead discover why millions of people are switching to tSo. Join today! "Oh Mr. Giraffe, you can have all the marmalade."
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{RDF}Prism (6088) Contacts: Posts: 151 Posted on 09/21/03 04:03:52 | r u serious sooch ? |
n/t witness colors beyond light..ALMIghty Prism |
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:04:54 | lol |
The funny thing is that he prolly is...
Kill a -=[tSo]=- member today!!
j/k
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[>Shiroh<] (5302) Posts: 1401 Posted on 09/21/03 04:05:06 | All th UCAI is good |
No
doubt. Sooch has one of the best clans out there. I should know, cause
I was part of it. Nice members, good forums, and Fierna! What are you
waiting for? Join up! Electric Messiah's 08th MS Team Leader
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:06:34 | But seriously... |
It IS a great Clan, join them if you want to. Better yet, join [>EM<]! We're \/\/007-7457|c!!!1
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<{"Bio"}> (594) Contacts: Posts: 796 Posted on 09/21/03 04:07:02 | Just for that.... |
YOU DIE!
Hah, smooth. You didn't even repair.
09/21/03 04:07:48: Edited by <{"Bio"}> (594) My max you ask?
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[>Shiroh<] (5302) Posts: 1401 Posted on 09/21/03 04:08:12 | What did I do? |
I was supporting Sooch. Is that a crime? Electric Messiah's 08th MS Team Leader
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:08:59 | lol |
Yeah, never woulda even THOUGHT of thinking that if I was alive...
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:09:45 | Shiroh |
Bio was talking to me.
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[>Shiroh<] (5302) Posts: 1401 Posted on 09/21/03 04:10:42 | Well |
I was the one that got trashed Electric Messiah's 08th MS Team Leader
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<{"Bio"}> (594) Contacts: Posts: 796 Posted on 09/21/03 04:10:45 | lol |
I just needed an excuse to trash you, that's all.
Anyways, I'm the one who supports Sooch. His insider trading and stock theft, nobody knows about it. My max you ask?
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-=[Sooch]=- (1240) Contacts: Posts: 1004 Posted on 09/21/03 04:14:32 | But there's more! |
Not
only do you get the clan so sharp it can cut a pinapple in half in
midair, You ALSO get the Rock 'n Chop, the Filet & Boning Knife,
Chop 'n Scoop, 4 Steak & Utility Knives, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! "Oh Mr. Giraffe, you can have all the marmalade."
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:18:50 | What about... |
The -=[Sooch]=-inator, able to take out one -=[Sooch]=- in a single hit?
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<{"Bio"}> (594) Contacts: Posts: 796 Posted on 09/21/03 04:21:00 | Who, me? |
I can do like 500+ damage to him. Even with his cloak. My max you ask?
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StRiKeÐ »ÐÆ« (4989) Contacts: Posts: 523 Posted on 09/21/03 04:22:51 | i have a cape |
how much damage can you do there? Leader of ¤« Çity øƒ Løst Ångles »¤
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>>KåßöÖM<<{ÐK}> (1095) Posts: 604 Posted on 09/21/03 04:24:45 | rock N chop |
Rock 'n Chop, the Filet & Boning Knife, Chop 'n Scoop, 4 Steak & Utility Knives, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
I saw that on TV
Never knew it was the famous Sooch! LOL >>KåßöÖM<<{ÐK}>
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<{"Jade"}> (3761) Contacts: Posts: 244 Posted on 09/21/03 04:26:06 | I Have The |
Bunny Slippers Of Lestat! You stand no chance bio ;D >>>Silence Before Chaos<<< |
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<{"Bio"}> (594) Contacts: Posts: 796 Posted on 09/21/03 04:27:23 | More from Sooch |
Well, Tom, let me ask you. How many fingers did you have on your right hand when you came in this morning?
Gee....five, I guess. Why do you ask?
Look again, Tom. How many fingers do you have NOW on your right hand?
OH MY GOSH, I ONLY HAVE FOUR NOW!! The fifth one is just a bleeding
stump. How in the world did you do that? I DIDNT EVEN FEEL A THING!!
That's the wonderful nature of The Miracle Blade, Tom!! Hope you enjoyed your surprise!!
(Massive audience applause)
If you'll tune to channel 16, you'll see this infomercial at 2:35am on Friday morning. My max you ask?
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>>KåßöÖM<<{ÐK}> (1095) Posts: 604 Posted on 09/21/03 04:28:51 | LOL |
nice >>KåßöÖM<<{ÐK}>
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Thopper (2777) Posts: 1176 Posted on 09/21/03 04:30:26 | -=[Sooch]=- |
also forgot to add,
"I (Sooch) am not only the tso president, but I'm also a client"
and, shiroh, with a commendation like "yea.. it's a really good clan, i used to be in it" surly oughtta bring'em in... lol All YOUR shield belts are belong to ME
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[>Shiroh<] (5302) Posts: 1401 Posted on 09/21/03 04:33:00 | Well now |
Only left cause Jim made one, and I was his "client" at the time. Electric Messiah's 08th MS Team Leader
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StRiKeÐ »ÐÆ« (4989) Contacts: Posts: 523 Posted on 09/21/03 04:33:25 | koo |
[calls the home shopping network]
hello.. yeah... i would like item number 736m-382b. yep, thats the
one the Miracle Blade. 20 GC's? good lord, i'll buy 7 for the whole
family. Leader of ¤« Çity øƒ Løst Ångles »¤
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-=[Sooch]=- (1240) Contacts: Posts: 1004 Posted on 09/21/03 04:36:07 | So I'm on the plane |
...and
suddenly my headache starts raging. Then a tray of cutlery falls on me.
Then a tribe of pygmys shoot poison darts in my neck. Then I get hit by
a bus. Then a shark bites off my leg. Then my nervous system falls out.
Then I get heartburn. Then an angry centaur stabs me.
So the guy next to me hands me a tSo. I ask him "Are you a doctor?" and he says... "Yeah." "Oh Mr. Giraffe, you can have all the marmalade."
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:38:22 | lol |
I remember that commercial... sad, really...
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StRiKeÐ »ÐÆ« (4989) Contacts: Posts: 523 Posted on 09/21/03 04:48:12 | None |
"then he said 'thats not a group of handsome people that are exremely strong, thats the clan tSo'"
[BAH-BUM SHING] Leader of ¤« Çity øƒ Løst Ångles »¤
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[>Joreal<] (2704) Posts: 0 Posted on 09/21/03 04:51:19 | ??? |
? Don't get it.
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StRiKeÐ »ÐÆ« (4989) Contacts: Posts: 523 Posted on 09/21/03 04:53:18 | None |
its one of those really really old half-jokes thing Leader of ¤« Çity øƒ Løst Ångles »¤
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