Thanks for being gay and giving me a reason to make this page...becuase you really do suck ass. ------------------------------------------------------ *ANY RELATION TO ANY PEOPLE I MIGHT REALLY KNOW IN REAL LIFE IS PURELY AND ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL JUST IN CASE ANYONE DECIDES TO GET A RETARDED BROTHER, AN AUTISIC DOG, A MOM WITH A STUPID HAIRCUT AND A BUNCH OF STUPID ASS CATS* There is a family that lives near me ( No set distance maybe in an entirely different county ) and they are quite possibly the model for what my family would be like after being exposed to plutonium and a bunch of other crazy ass shit. MOM- Shes got a crazy ass haircut that looks like a lobotomby patient wearing a wig. She bitches and whines about everything possible and no matter what happens everything can be blamed on someone else. If any of her two kids go out and get pregnant its their own fault even though its really all her fault, because she made the fatal mistake of being pregnant and testing perscription drugs at the same time. DAD- I dont have a lot of beef with him....whoever he is. BROTHER- Oh Shit, this is where things get interesting. This is what I was talking about earlier with testing drugs while pregnant. This crazy little bastard is the result of that. For some godforsaken reason that state of __________ decided it was a good idea to give this goon a drivers licesence, even though he has the attention span of a dog on cocaine. He also one day decided it was a good idea to try on his sisters underwear...his mom just looooved that, crazy cross dressing son of a bitch serves him right. SISTER- Hmmm...where to start. Oh yeah she sucks ass and is a crazy whore. She believes that since her brother is retarded that god put here on earth to point out everyone elses faults. She also thinks she is some sort of prohphet who will one day lead all those drooly, 3 fingered special-ed kids on some kind of crazy pilgrimage to some bull shit holy land because shes really a leader of a doomsday cult. This family needs to have their house gassed by Nazi Death Squads. ------------------------------------------------------ Theres a little backstory on this story...I work at a grocery store. There it is.... I always hate checking out old people at the grocery store because for some odd reason they think cash registers are some kind of new technology and they think they can tell me everything about them, they dont have to tell me anything and i instantly know what they want. Well, thats not true and old people suck ass. I once had a lady buy some vegetable i had never even heard of and i didnt know what it was called and since i took my sweeeeet ass time figuring out what it was she decided she didnt need it anymore. If it were up to me she needed a drop kick to the side of the skull for being a fucking moron. I dont see what kind of hurry she was in, shes going to die soon anyways so she might as well take my time. People that dont speak very good english suck ass too. They think for some odd reason its my fault that I cant understand them through their gay ass commie ( or any other ethnic slur ) accent. Just today I had a person wanting to buy cigarettes and I ended up bringing over 6 boxes just because I couldnt understand what she was trying to tell me. Plus parents who decide its a good idea to let their kids give me the money. First off, I hate little kids. Second off, I really hate little kids and at that moment i really fucking hate their kids. They think its the funniest thing in the world when they drop their change and pick up every coin one by one. They should take a less from the occasional person who yells at their kid while waiting in line and calls them worthless ( they have the right idea, kids suck ass ). People who check out at grocery stores can go get SARS and then suffocate on their own blood. ------------------------------------------------------ I hate people that walk slow in the hallways. Personally I can think of about 50 better things to do besides take my sweet ass time with my worthless cunt friends talking about who got raped at the party. Such as splattering my brains over the wall and then having someone paint a picture for a childrens hospital or something like that with my blood. Such as today walking down the hallway,first I had to listen to the lame ass conversation between 3 girls who obviously thought what they had to say was important enough to talk like they were visiting their grandma in the nursing home ( or in other words fucking loud). And once those whiny bitches got out of my way I had the privelege of walking behind some of our state champion football players ( big fucking deal they give handjobs in the locker room ) and they must have just gotten out of the weight room or taken a bunch of valium because they were walking slower then A vietnam vet ( No offense, dying for a country is good, just get over it ). People that walk slow need to get attacked by dogs.