JewFarmer: wanna see something funny first?
ilhasteesi: i dont wanna look at you
 

JewFarmer: like my body wants it but my head says no way u're awake let's go do somethin retarded
milkiss4u: heads are stupid, listen to your body
JewFarmer: if I did that, then I'd get smacked  a lot

ilhasteesi: you sure hang out with m[e] alot
ilhasteesi: i wonder why
ilhasteesi: hmmm
JewFarmer: I like zombie movies
JewFarmer: lol
ilhasteesi: you dont even have to say it
JewFarmer: when I hang out with u it's like I'm really there
JewFarmer: lolol
ilhasteesi: lmao

starchaserlily: when have u seen an undead zombie?
JewFarmer: I saw danny a couple days ago


ilhasteesi: well hes not you
JewFarmer: too bad
ilhasteesi: lol
 

2:19:42) JewFarmer: I can spell assad
(02:19:45) JewFarmer: D
(02:19:47) JewFarmer: i'
(02:19:48) JewFarmer: c
(02:19:49) JewFarmer: k
(02:19:51) JewFarmer: h
(02:19:52) JewFarmer: e
(02:19:52) JewFarmer: a
(02:19:53) JewFarmer: d
(02:19:54) JewFarmer: lol
(02:19:55) ilhasteesi: lol
(02:19:56) ilhasteesi: a
(02:19:57) ilhasteesi: s
(02:19:57) ilhasteesi: s
(02:19:58) ilhasteesi: h
(02:19:59) ilhasteesi: o
(02:20:00) ilhasteesi: l
(02:20:00) ilhasteesi: e
(02:20:03) JewFarmer: that's another way i guess
(02:20:08) ilhasteesi: whatevr
(02:20:11) ilhasteesi: oh man

ilhasteesi: i love my logic and reasoning classs
Plok23: right now I'm reading like 3 different books at the same time
ilhasteesi: im trying
ilhasteesi: im reading 4
Plok23: logic and reasoning?
ilhasteesi: mhmm
Plok23: I guess it's good to learn something u've never had before
Plok23: lol
ilhasteesi: its an awesome class
ilhasteesi: lol
ilhasteesi: i knew youd say that
Plok23: lolol

starchaserlily: when have u seen an undead zombie?
JewFarmer: I saw danny a couple days ago


ilhasteesi: well hes not you
JewFarmer: too bad
ilhasteesi: lol


JewFarmer: u know what pussy looks like?
SmellsLykChicken: ...
JewFarmer: lol
JewFarmer: u need a hooker or something danny
JewFarmer: I need to get to work
SmellsLykChicken: with all the porn I've seen, I'd hope so
SmellsLykChicken: lol
JewFarmer: lol
JewFarmer: u're finally going through puberty
JewFarmer: I'm proud of u son
SmellsLykChicken: lol
SmellsLykChicken: dick

 

Plok23: u wanna go bowling later?
SixStringTheory6: no
Plok23: i think u should
Plok23: it'll help build up ur dexterety and perception
Plok23: the bowling shoes give u +2 to slip and fall
Plok23: but only if u roll < 200 on a 450 sided die
SixStringTheory6: you're fucked up
Plok23: it's the truth
SixStringTheory6: no seriously you're realy fucked
Plok23: extra exp for wearing purple socks
SixStringTheory6: i only got red
Plok23: the multiplyers go off the wall for those purple socks
Plok23: but if u r wearing chain mail armor u lose the +2 to slip and fall
SixStringTheory6: you need help
Plok23: no way
Plok23: i think u're the one who needs help
Plok23: or at least a readme file
Plok23: cuz bowling is pretty complicated
SixStringTheory6: hmmmm
SixStringTheory6: ::cry::
Plok23: if u get a ball that is > 10 lbs
Plok23: u have to roll 2 dice to make up for the gained wait
Plok23: but ur exp doubles
Plok23: on ne number of downed pins
Plok23: sometimes, if u get a critical hit, the dmg gets reversed and u slip and fall
Plok23: even if u don't have the plus 2
Plok23: from the shoes
Plok23: that's y u need the chainmail
Plok23: u might get lucky though if u have enough points in that area and it'll be a strike


Gutsu1: you can suck my pinga
Gutsu1: lol
JewFarmer: if u had one I still wouldn't
Gutsu1: oh contrare
Gutsu1: you have yet to notice my 20 inch pride of joy
JewFarmer: u mean like ur forearm?
Gutsu1: its fully loaded and ready to kill any time
Gutsu1: its simmilar
Gutsu1: but this one shoots out white bullets
Gutsu1: and the ladies love it
JewFarmer: i can't imagine what u're talking about... unless u have a kar 98 sawed down firing phosphorous tracer rounds
Gutsu1: what the fuck
JewFarmer: ?




Gutsu1 (2:48:54 AM): you are the biggest dick in the world
JewFarmer (2:48:57 AM): lol
JewFarmer (2:48:57 AM): ok
Gutsu1 (2:49:05 AM): shit
Gutsu1 (2:49:14 AM): lol
Gutsu1 (2:49:14 AM): damn
Gutsu1 (2:49:32 AM): you gotta calm down with the shit that you say
JewFarmer (2:49:34 AM): u're so sensitive
Gutsu1 (2:49:36 AM): think before you tald
JewFarmer (2:49:39 AM): I'm sure the chiks dig it
JewFarmer (2:49:44 AM): cuz u're a woman
Gutsu1 (2:49:49 AM): im not sensitive man
Gutsu1 (2:49:55 AM): listen
Gutsu1 (2:50:00 AM): fucker
JewFarmer (2:50:01 AM): stop whining
Gutsu1 (2:50:06 AM): i aint no woman
Gutsu1 (2:50:15 AM): never will ve
Gutsu1 (2:50:21 AM): be*
Gutsu1 (2:50:34 AM): so stop hopin
Gutsu1 (2:50:42 AM): and may god have mercy on your soul
JewFarmer (2:50:58 AM): if there really was a god u never would have been created!!!!!!!!!!!!
JewFarmer (2:50:59 AM): lol
JewFarmer (2:51:00 AM): so there
Gutsu1 (2:51:37 AM): lol
Gutsu1 (2:52:08 AM): damn man
Gutsu1 (2:52:08 AM): :'(
Gutsu1 (2:53:22 AM): other wise
Gutsu1 (2:53:47 AM): you would have been destroyed
Gutsu1 (2:55:09 AM): damn
Gutsu1 (2:55:23 AM): this girl im talkin to is so hot
JewFarmer (2:55:32 AM): good for u
Gutsu1 (2:55:55 AM): but shes got a man
JewFarmer (2:56:21 AM): so?
JewFarmer (2:56:23 AM): u wanna kill him?
Gutsu1 (2:56:28 AM): lol
Gutsu1 (2:56:30 AM): hahahha
Gutsu1 (2:56:42 AM): i bet you would you fuckin phsyco
JewFarmer (2:57:13 AM): we could maybe kidnap him and drop him off in the middle of the woods hanging from a tree inside of a potato sack so he can't get down
JewFarmer (2:57:18 AM): that would be funny man
JewFarmer (2:57:22 AM): we should do that to danny
Gutsu1 (2:57:38 AM): lololol
Gutsu1 (2:57:38 AM): hahahahahaha
Gutsu1 (2:57:40 AM): holy shit
Gutsu1 (2:57:46 AM): a potatoe sack
Gutsu1 (2:57:47 AM): lol
Gutsu1 (2:57:53 AM): fuckin crazy mother fucker man
JewFarmer (2:58:53 AM): he wouldn't be deaed
JewFarmer (2:58:57 AM): so it would be funny
Gutsu1 (2:59:09 AM): deaed
Gutsu1 (2:59:15 AM): whats that
JewFarmer (2:59:15 AM): dead
JewFarmer (2:59:15 AM): dead
JewFarmer (2:59:16 AM): dead
Gutsu1 (2:59:18 AM): lol
JewFarmer (2:59:19 AM): it's what u will be
JewFarmer (2:59:21 AM): soon
Gutsu1 (2:59:24 AM): learn proper grammer
Gutsu1 (2:59:26 AM): you retard
Gutsu1 (2:59:27 AM): lol
JewFarmer (2:59:29 AM): it's not a grammar mistake
JewFarmer (2:59:31 AM): it's a typo
JewFarmer (2:59:34 AM): u moron
Gutsu1 (2:59:35 AM): sure
Gutsu1 (2:59:40 AM): lol
JewFarmer (2:59:47 AM): u don't even know which mistake it is
JewFarmer (2:59:48 AM): lol
Gutsu1 (2:59:50 AM): listen shit for brains
JewFarmer (3:00:01 AM): u talking to urself again?
Gutsu1 (3:00:03 AM): you could just be sayin that
Gutsu1 (3:00:16 AM): what did i tell you about sayin stupid shit
JewFarmer (3:00:33 AM): I guess u r
Gutsu1 (3:00:36 AM): there you go again
JewFarmer (3:01:37 AM): lol


Gutsu1: a brain is something you need to be alive asshole
Gutsu1: lol
JewFarmer: so how do u survive?



ilhasteesi: i mustve busted like a hundred times man
JewFarmer: ...
ilhasteesi: she wanted to stop cuz i already gave her like god knows how many orgasms
JewFarmer: doubtful
ilhasteesi: shut up
ilhasteesi: but i didnt cuz i was still goin
JewFarmer: maybe like -1
JewFarmer: she wanted u to stop because it sucked
JewFarmer: lol
ilhasteesi: and she was like when the fuck r u gonna finish
JewFarmer: cuz it's annoying
JewFarmer: lol
ilhasteesi: lol
ilhasteesi: just shut up man
ilhasteesi: damn
ilhasteesi: lol
ilhasteesi: hahahahah
JewFarmer: u make her itchy
JewFarmer: lol
ilhasteesi: everything i fuckin say
ilhasteesi: lol
ilhasteesi: shut up
ilhasteesi: lol
ilhasteesi: your makin me fuckin laugh man
ilhasteesi: shit
JewFarmer: lol



JewFarmer: there's a fly in my room : (
spArkLezngLItter: r u gonna kill it or set t free?
JewFarmer: i dunno
JewFarmer: I caught it under a cd spindle thing
spArkLezngLItter: haha good job :oP
JewFarmer: y thank u
JewFarmer: what do u think I should do with it?
JewFarmer: it took me quite a while to get him
spArkLezngLItter: lol how long?
JewFarmer: long
JewFarmer: lol
JewFarmer: I can't even say
spArkLezngLItter: hahahaha good time killer :o)
JewFarmer: exactly
spArkLezngLItter: u should name it
JewFarmer: i'll name it...
JewFarmer: danny
spArkLezngLItter: lol
JewFarmer: I mean... all it does is eat and sleep and fly around...
JewFarmer: I can't think of a better name for it : P



Auto response from Raven65415 (12:03:19 AM): If the shortcut were easier then it wouldnt be known as the shortcut..it would be known as the way.
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JewFarmer (12:09:46 AM): I don't think it's necessarily easier, just the time it takes would be less.... (ie choking someone to death in public is less time consuming than actually planning out ur whole operation and buying the necessary equipment - like an HK PSG-1 Sniper rifle with a night scope and like a silencer and a good bipod maybe... Rigging the right environment for ur target so that he is easily dispatched, etc)



JewFarmer: u do now
JewFarmer: fuckface
ilhasteesi: ive had it before
JewFarmer: a dick in ur mouth?
JewFarmer: I'd believe it
ilhasteesi: omg
ilhasteesi: you know


JewFarmer: at least if I was a carrot, I could have a conversation with u on the same level
ilhasteesi: and what level is that
ilhasteesi: rodent level?
ilhasteesi: oh wait
JewFarmer: lol


starchaserlily: the paper looks good for a morning job. i have to go study about mental retardation now.. :0(
JewFarmer: oh well
JewFarmer: just hang out with danny for a bit
starchaserlily: i hope u did well.
JewFarmer: u'll have enough info for an anthology on the subject
starchaserlily: haha



ilhasteesi: im your only hope in being known as a human being
JewFarmer: ur my only hope to find the missing link
JewFarmer: between monkeys and rocks
JewFarmer: lolol
ilhasteesi: jeez



JewFarmer: just give everyone a break and die
ilhasteesi: lol
ilhasteesi: ok
ilhasteesi: id start with you
ilhasteesi: id break you in 200 different fuckin places
JewFarmer: that makes no sense
JewFarmer: but sure
ilhasteesi: youd end up lookin like a fuckin turd
JewFarmer: I could use someone to crack my back
ilhasteesi: id crack your neck
ilhasteesi: your elbows, knees, fingers, toes, ribs, etc..
ilhasteesi: the list just goes on
JewFarmer: if there was a gameshow called miss the point, i think u'd be like the winner everytime
ilhasteesi: what r u talkin bout
ilhasteesi: how am i missin the point


ilhasteesi: catch me on a train to london with in a feeway into the radical systime of fernalia
JewFarmer: right
ilhasteesi: thats right
ilhasteesi: what time to do you have
JewFarmer: I'll catch u with a .306 through an ssg3000 with a 5x20 scope
ilhasteesi: right
ilhasteesi: ...
JewFarmer: mwahahaha
ilhasteesi: thats besides the point
ilhasteesi: the point is
ilhasteesi: there is no point
JewFarmer: ...
ilhasteesi: thats the point
ilhasteesi: point your finger up your nose
JewFarmer: u really honestly do sound more intelligent when u don't speak
ilhasteesi: then take the point out of the part where the point is blocking it
ilhasteesi: ...............
ilhasteesi: :-X
ilhasteesi: like that
JewFarmer: I can put the point of a pencil through ur eye
ilhasteesi: interesting
ilhasteesi: ver
ilhasteesi: y
ilhasteesi: interesting
ilhasteesi: i can put the point of your finger down your throat and make you rip out your own fuckin voicebox
ilhasteesi: muahahahahahha
JewFarmer: I'm sure u can
JewFarmer: after I'm dead
ilhasteesi: no
ilhasteesi: while your alive
ilhasteesi: makes it all the more interesting
JewFarmer: while I'm sleeping
ilhasteesi: you see
ilhasteesi: while your fuckin speaking
JewFarmer: I talk in my sleep?
ilhasteesi: if you do than you got one hell of a prob
ilhasteesi: whatever the cas
JewFarmer: then u have a hell of a problem urself
ilhasteesi: for talkin to you
JewFarmer: for talking in ur sleep
ilhasteesi: i should be over there right now
JewFarmer: if u were, i'm not driving u back
ilhasteesi: ah
ilhasteesi: fuck it
JewFarmer: lol
ilhasteesi: ill wait till thanksgiving
ilhasteesi: ok
ilhasteesi: postponed
JewFarmer: I wonder if there's gonna be pie



JewFarmer: DUNE COON
ilhasteesi: fuck you
JewFarmer: it's english
ilhasteesi: ok ok opk ok ok[nknfk'adfsjviopscjhviopadfhviopaehv uipasdfh[vi jhasdfo[ih[afjv [ioahv ipacg
JewFarmer: not kharabic
JewFarmer: lol
ilhasteesi: kharabic
JewFarmer: kharabic


JewFarmer: now I"m trying to lure richard over here so i can punch him in the face
starchaserlily: =-O
starchaserlily: bebe!!!!
JewFarmer: he says he doesn't have time for it today though
JewFarmer: so i booked him an appointment
starchaserlily: bebe!!!
JewFarmer: I have to call my associate, the grim reaper, to see if he's available for that day
starchaserlily: bebe!!!!!
JewFarmer: what?
JewFarmer: what happened?
starchaserlily: i can't be ur accomplice!!!
starchaserlily: :-[
starchaserlily: u can't tell me about ur plans to kill people
JewFarmer: i didn't tell u I was going to use a hammer and a chisel
JewFarmer: or that i was gonig to take him down by the train tracks by west side hwy
JewFarmer: so u have nothing to worry about
starchaserlily: !!!!!
starchaserlily: bebe!!!
JewFarmer: what?
JewFarmer: oh
starchaserlily: =-O
JewFarmer: ....
JewFarmer: : P
starchaserlily: :-[
starchaserlily: i'm gonna go to jail now
JewFarmer: don't worry about it
starchaserlily: it's all ur fault
starchaserlily: :0(
JewFarmer: u still don't know that i'm gonna put the body in a concrete block and make it into a table for my backyard
starchaserlily: !!!!!!!
JewFarmer: oops
JewFarmer: well... can i borrow a hammer?
starchaserlily: !!!!


SmellsLykChicken: ur retarded
JewFarmer: u're gay
JewFarmer: i win
SmellsLykChicken: wtf