I'm sure you've heard of this place. It has figured prominently in numerous cinematic features by Toho studios. But in those films it is always portrayed as a desolate island, overrun by Moultons. I must admit, when my pal Dan told me that Moulton Island was more than just a fictional land populated by men in ill-fitting rubber costumes, I was in disbelief. He sent me some literature on the accommodations there and I was convinced.

Although Moulton Island is a real place, the proprietors do not want the location to become too well known, fearing that they would then be overrun by the greatest monster of all: women. So my trip there was planned in secret and I had to remain blindfolded during my flight. But it was all worth it, Moulton Island was the best holiday I've ever had. Being able to walk up to a 20 foot high Moulton was just about the coolest thing in the world. I thought the giant ape and other "Moultons" on the island would be in cages, or inaccessible, but they are quite friendly and accessible.