IT SURE IS WONDERFUL TO LIVE IN A PERFECT CITY, STREETS SWEPT SO CLEAN, SKYLINE SO PRETTY. NO MORE RAPES, NO MORE SHOOTINGS, NO MORE DRUGS AND NO MORE LOOTINGS. GOD BLESS JERRY AND THE APD! CLEANED UP THE CITY FOR YOU AND ME! THE ONLY CRIMINALS LEFT ARE THE KIDS, TERRIFYING MENACE SO WELL HID. LUCKILY THATS A PROBLEM OUR MAYOR CAN HANDLE. THEY THROW A SHOW WE SHUT THEM DOWN, PAINT A WALL WE LOCK THEM AWAY. THATS THE WAY FOR ALBANY, CRIME FREE U.S.S. GOD BLESS JERRY AND THE A.P.D. CLEANED UP THE CITY FOR YOU AND ME. EVERY STREET IS SAFE IN ALBANY, GOD BLESS JERRY AND THE A.P.D.
