5 Things I hate about the slope:......................................................................My New Buds^
This was my comment on a song some no-talent ass clown tried to pass off as the original... "From a Boot Video Rip …my ass! This is someone's weak attempt to cover the song in their home studio. It's so poorly performed that it's endearing, like buying too-sour lemonade from a neighborhood kid. It's what happens when too much money and technology end up in the hands of the marginally talented. You know, kinda like... well I was gonna say American Idol but really TV in general. The guy singing here can hit the notes but he has ZERO control and swerves all over the place like a narcoleptic tractor trailer operator with a freshly-vasolined steering wheel trying to outrun a thermonuclear detonation while hauling a tanker of Bicardi 151, munching handfulls of Oxycontin like M&Ms and washing it down with Everclear concentrate ("just add gasoline!"), fighting off the creature from "Alien" trapped with him in the cab and trying to negotiate a truckload of orange cones accidently dropped by a Public Works driver during a pounding hailstorm. And that's pretty swervy…"
This week-est Links
Mutts, Baby.
Nick and Bug-Eyed Earl
Halford's BACK!
Ferrell-tastic!
