Here's the positive message of the day: You know kids things can only get so bad before you fucking die and then its over.- Aaron Barrett

SHIT, CRAP, POOP Welcome to the gallery of complete, total and utter BULLSHIT! Choose from one of these lovely, lovely litlle pictures. If you don't, I'll be forced to send my little friend Ungrateful Fred to your house where he'll remove your gallbladder with a piece of string, a weasle, and a used tube of toothpaste. Capish?

In my freetime I...

• Collect dryer lint
• torment tortured souls
• eat sacks and sacks of tater tots
• sit naked on a beandbag eating Cheetos
• watch shitty TV shows while sitting naked on a beanbag eating Cheetos

Websites that don't smell like a sack of buttholes

My other lovely site, but it's almost entirely about skateboarding
Eric Wooten's first site devoted to being weird
Join The Reel Big Fish I- Squad
Tavis Werts' Unofficial Website
Anyway you cut it, it's the shit