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[ scene ] :: the Ultimate Fighting Championship Wrestling cameras return from commercial break. The scenerio is a sports car racing through downtown Long Island. Its weaving in and out of traffic. The camera switches and its from the backseat of the car thats driving wrecklessly. Behind the drivers seat is Mick Foley and next to him is the UFCW Candid Camera interviewer. The Interviewer is curled up in his seat praying. Mick is having the time of his life. :: [ scene ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "Seriously Mick. Do you think we could possibly slow it down just a little, I mean, there isn't a need to drive so fast don't ya think?" [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ mick foley ] "Non-Sense poopy pants." [ mick foley ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "I thought we agreed that we wasn't going to tell anyone about that. You broke your promise. I can't believe you." [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ mick foley ] "Oh give it up already." [ mick foley ]

[ scene ] :: a few seconds go by as the two are driving towards the spot of the UFCW show. :: [ scene ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "Well Mick, as fun and entertaining as watching you driving through traffic may be, we are going to have to cut to another segment somewhere else because this is just wasted time on the network." [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ mick foley ] "No! But I have an idea on how to spare us a little time." [ mick foley ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "Whats that?" [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ mick foley ] "Roll that desire video I sent yall last week. That will give us just enough time to make it over to the show and that way this entire segment will be about Mick Foley and not butcher it up with another hasbeen." [ mick foley ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "You have a desire video?" [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ mick foley ] "Didn't I just say that?" [ mick foley ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "Roll that footage then kiddo." [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ BEGIN desire VIDEO ]
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[ scene ] :: the Mick Foley UFCW Desire Video begins rolling over the footage of Mick and the Interviewer driving down the road. The first visual is a picture of Mick Foley, short hair and goatee smiling at the camera. The words 'Mick Foley' scroll across the screen followed by the words 'UFCW DESIRE'. A soft beat of music begins to play in the background. The video begins to roll following the vid introduction. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I've been sitting here... trying to find myself." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: the first footage is the contract signing at UFCW headquarters between the president of the UFCW and Mick Foley and the two are shaking hands. A packed room begins to cheer and pictures begin flashing as Mick Foley holds up the UFCW contract and then gives a thumbs up. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I get behind myself. I need to rewind myself." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: the footage is still showing Mick with the thumbs up when it flashes to Mankind walking sideways down the ramp and the words 'the deranged mankind' scroll acrossed the screen. It shows him pulling his hair out and screaming at the fans in the earlier days of Mankind. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "Lookin for the payback.. listen for the playback." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: it shows the famous footage of Mick Foley getting throwing off the top of the Hell in the Cell cage by Undertaker, and then through the roof of it, follwed by getting tombstoned onto the thumbtacks. Mankind is lying in the corner with blood flowing out of him but he is still smiling. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "They say that every man bleeds just like me." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: it then goes on to show the night that Mankind defeated the Rock for the World Wrestling Federation heavyweight title, and he is running around the ring holding up with one arm, but quickly flashes to the last man standing match that Rock robbed the hardcore legend of his title. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I feel like number one, yet I'm last in line." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: then it flashes to some rare footage of Mick Foley in the crowd as Jimmy Snuka goes off the top of the cage that revolutionized Mick Foleys life, but cuts to Mankind on the top of the cage staring at the fans as he rips off his shirt and dives off the top of the cage. The fans are going crazy. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I watch my youngest son, it helps to pass the time." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: the screen changes to Mick Foley's retirement match against Triple H, with him standing on the top of the hell in the cell holding his 2X4 wrapped in barbed wire and Mick takes out a lighter and sets it on fire. Mick holds it high above his head with the fire blazing and the fans go balistic. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I take too many pills, to help to ease the pain." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: Mick is then shown swinging the 2X4 at Triple H who just dodges and moves around it but Triple H eventually catches him and delivers a back body drop to the hardcore legend who falls through the top of the cage and hits the ring and it gives way. Mick is lying in the broken ring unconscience. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I made a couple dollar bills.. still I feel the same." [ kid rock ]

v[ scene ] :: Triple H has an astonished look on his face as he climbs down into the ring with Mick Foley who just climbs out of the hole. Triple H pedigrees him and sends into retirement. The fans give the hardcore icon a standing ovation with tears coming off of his face mixed with blood. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "Everybody knows my name, they say it way out loud." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: The screen flashes to the earlier days of Mick Foley, when he wrestled in Japan. It first shows the finals match between Cactus Jack and Terry Funk, with Mick Foley on the top of the ladder and Funk pushes him off of the ladder into the barbed wire and he gets caught in it. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I made a couple dollar bills.. still I feel the same." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: It then shows Mick Foley standing in the center of the ring with dozens of men surrounding him. Cactus is holding up the trophy from the Japanese Deathmatch tournament. Blood is flowing off of his face as everyone is celebrating the birthplace of Cactus Jack. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "Alot of foks fuck with me, its hard to hang out in a crowd." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: The footage then shows Cactus Jack walking down the aisle throwing up his fake guns and yelling bang bang. The Cactus Jack footage then shows him standing on a table with an opponent and picking him up and landing a major piledriver on his opponent. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "I guess thats the price you pay, to be some big shot like I am." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: Then some footage of Mankind giving the mandible claw to a few opponents is shown. Mankind is then in the center of the ring and he reaches an arm up, the fans start an uproar. Mankind then reaches down into his pants and pulls out socko and puts it on his hand. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "Outstreched hands and one night stands. Still I can't find love." [ kid rock ]

[ scene ] :: It lastly shows footage of Mick Foley standing in the center of fans signing autographs and enjoying himself but cuts to footage of him holding his daughter and the WWF championship belt outside of the ring. Mankind is smiling as the cameras fade from the desire video. :: [ scene ]

[ kid rock ] "And when your wall comes tumblin' down, I will always be around." [ kid rock ]

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[ END desire VIDEO ]

[ scene ] :: the Ultimate Fighting Championship Wrestling cameras return back to Mick and the interviewer in the car driving to the scene of the UFCW show that Mick is scheduled to be at. :: [ scene ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "That was a great video. I suppose we can cut to our last commercial before the show is off, and when we return we'll be at the site of the UFCW show. So we'll be back after these messages." [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ scene ] :: the UFCW cameras cut to commercial break. :: [ scene ]

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BEGIN SCENE FOUR

[ scene ] :: the Ultimate Fighting Championship Wrestling cameras come back from commercial. The interviewer is by himself standing in front of the camera. :: [ scene ]

[ uFCw interviewer ] "Well Mick Foley is on his way to the ring, and once again I send out a thank you to him for his time and would like to thank him for his time here today. So now we are going to cut to ringside as Mick Foley makes his very special return to wrestling, and his career debut here in the UFCW. So with that in mind, we will switch cameras and go ahead and say farewell from UFCW Candid Camera." [ uFCw interviewer ]

[ scene ] :: the Ultimate Fighting Championship Wrestling cameras cut to ringisde. Thousands of fans inside the stadium screaming and cheering. The camera is pointed towards the audience as it picks up footage of the fans cheering, and holding up signs and banners supporting their favorite UFCW wrestlers. It stops on a fan who is holding up a poster board that says 'thanks for the new memories' and then over the PA system plays Mick Foley's theme music that starts with the the car wheels screaching, and then the guitar riffs. The camera rotates off of the fans and onto the entrance stage. The curtains pull apart and Mick Foley comes walking out onto the stage. Thousands of fans go crazy as the hardcore legend throws up an arm on the entrance stage staring out into the sea of fans. Mick Foley walks down the ramp and slides underneath the bottom rope and stands upright in the center of the ring. The fans are chanting 'Foley' as the ring announcer hands Mick Foley a microphone. He smiles and stares out at the fans for a while and then he lifts up the microphone and begins to talk. :: [ scene ]

[ mick foley ] "FINALLY... MICK FOLEY has RETURNED as a wrestler!!! Hehe, I always wanted to say that. New York, its damn good to be back I can guarantee you that. For all of you naysayers out there, I have returned. For every man who said that Mick Foley is too old to wrestle, for every man who thought I was too washed up to return to the wrestling ring, and for every fool who claimed that Mick didn't have it anymore. I stand before you the newest wrestler on the Ultimate Fighting Championship Wrestling roster. Thats right Mick Foley is now once again a professional wrestler. Now, its been made abundantly clear that Mick Foley has done it all, and that there shouldn't be a reason for him to come back. I take you back a few years ago, thats right. I was once the World Heavyweight Champion, I've headl the hardcore title, I've been a tag team champion. I have been an intercotinental champion. Mick Foley has won and done just about everything that there is to do. There isn't a title that he hasn't staked claim to, worth claiming. There isn't an honor he hasn't taken for his own. And dammit that isn't any more true now than ever. I have done everything I have wanted to, and there isn't a reason why I should return to the wrestling ring, or is there. You see, on top of holding every title at one time I was also on top of the world. I want to be there, I want to be on top of the wrestling world. And because I haven't been on top in almost four years now, I believe its time that Mick Foley returned and made it back on top once again. And then I took the look back and saw, what would make Mick Foley on top of the UFCW? What exactly would make me the man that was to be beaten. And then and there I saw it, the man I'd have to beat, to be that man, and that man would be, The Zac. And Zac you have some problems in the future but I'm just biding my time and one day I'll take you to the limit and I'll be on top just once again. Whether it takes the name of Mick Foley, the name of Mankind, Dude Love, or Cactus Jack one day you'll go on trial for being an idiot and I'll be there to dethrown you. So have a nice day! Because they are now numbered to the bare minimum. The era of Foley begins today." [ mick foley ]

[ scene ] :: Mick Foley throws up a hand and the fans go crazy. Mick walks over to the ropes and drops his microphone on the ring apron. Mankind walks across the ring and slides through the ring ropes. The fans are cheering him on as he walks up the entrance ramp and through the curtains. The cameras go to commercial as the scene closes. :: [ scene ]

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