Ian - Windwalker - The best xman3.. he can blow wind out of his mouth and walk on air oooo lol

Jen - Poof - She can be invisible when NOONE is watching.. but sometimes when people are watching too

Dimitria - Soundwave - When she sings she hurts peoples ears and brains and sometimes she can wipe your memory

Kelly - Florist - She can talk to plants and make them do stuff

Mr Sab - The gayest and most powerful villain mutant.. HE CAN MAKE YOU GAY!!

Jared Silverman - Transexualman - Even though Mr Sab didn't use his powers on him..he's still gay. And he uses gay porn as his main weapon.

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OK NOW TO THE STORY LOL

X-Men 3: Chapter One

One day the xmen3 were at school when mr sab and his army of gay men attacked everyone with gay porn. ooo no his best assistant.. jared silverman aka transexualman was leading the attack. windwalker started to float and blow wind at them but there were tooo many, and florist distracted a few with PINK flowers, and poof was too weak to become invisible nemore. so.. soundwave aka dimitria started to sing "stuck" by stacie orrico and then everyone started screaming and died. the end =]

ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER?!?!