in all my time, i have had many mental revelations, few i can remember, and even fewer are remembered. these brief moments are few and far between, but they are here for your enjoyment so there.
you should lock the bathroom door when you dance to the songs in your head.
people don't like it when you hum to the songs in your head while you're supposed to be pretending to listen to them...
deja vu is freaky
if you don't like your girlfriends favorite team,
you shouldn't mention that......
(oh yeah PAckers SUCK!!!)
...unless you broke up with them
yeah whatevah
is anyone there?(echo...)
falling off your board while its moving is painful, falling off your board while its not moving is humiliating.
if you're claustrophobic then you shouldn't move to tokyo...
Purple because ice cream has no BOnes!!!
i love white girls (one in particular, love ya babe)
when you're depressed and/or inebriated, don't listen to the band Garbage.
the most detailed documentary on contact with aliens is the Catholic Bible.
bringing wars to your front door since 1990, Bush and son.
stop singing in the shower, you're scaring your mom...
don't say any more...you had me had me at hello...
its ok to watch chic flics if youre with a chic.
deja vu is freaky... .
i am so depressed right now... oh i hate this... im going to go listen some Garbage CD's....
looking at old emails written to and from old friends is a sad occasion when none of them talk to you anymore.....
people don't like it when i say i'll call and wait for a couple days before i do it... what the hell?.
sometimes the best thing to do when your girlfriend makes you jealous is to return the favor.....
maybe i shouldn't have said that.
Green Day is the shiznit!!!!
all play and no work makes jeff a happy boy.
how come fat chance and slim chance are the same thing?
canada is cool
single dudes can be a problem if your girlfriend is super hot...
damn single dudes
never ever come to school with a hairdo that you thought of on the weekend before consulting one or more reliable friends...
peace, ho!
best part of taking a language class is learning how to speak obscenities
je fait ta mere, et tu est un sac de merde!
she never loved me
she never loved me
she never loved me
why should anyone?
girls are evil!!! im getting attention because im off the market and its really gay...
BLAH
dont feed the penguins
if youre going to be a bastard and shoot small animals with a bee bee gun, then at least be merciful...go for a head shot you sick sadistic bastards!!!
dude the mama joke thing is seriously getting annoying...
dude you're such a fucking fag... you're too soft.. i hope you get sent into prison for mistaken identity...theyd poke a stick through you and roast you over a campfire...you'd get passed around like a blunt, and theyd manhandle you till you break...then if your parents find out they'll be like OMG!! it'll be in the papers if they whine enough..."Little gay kid raped by dozens of in-mates!!"....see theres an insult...theyre bound to either cry or resort to fisticuffs
cuz the mama joke is getting really old...
if a "friend" hits on your new girlfriend... seriously kick his ass... youll regret it later if you dont...
damn that bastard
man i am sexy...damn
you know you want it
you know you want it
you know you WAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNT it
