really old picture, best one i can find for now though...

name: jeff velasco

marital status: um i got a girlfriend....yeah i know shes great...i love bragging

aliases: jacques, skippy, pop tart, charlie, butter stick, im a "gay ass" if you talk to the right people...got enemies you know...what with this face and all there was bound to be jealousy.... :p

age: 15 going on 20

fav. movie: i dont know, probably fight club, all the matrix movies including animatrix, akira (anime and its pretty gory), godfather I, hackers (you might have to kill to get a copy)

fav. bands: Green Day, Metallica, Nirvana, the Offspring, Gorillaz, blink 182, the Vines, i probably got more i can't remember though...


I was born in PI and I moved to the States almost immediately afterwards. I've been skating for almost a year on and off. And i've been playing bass for a year, and i'm getting good...sort of. Im in sophomore year at Tallwood High School.

if there's anything you should know about me, is that um, well, is that, I am one of those melodramatic fools! Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it! Sometimes i give myself the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up! Am i being paranoid, I'm just stoned!!! wish you could meet me cuz i'm too damn sexy to put on the screen...


look for me one day on the top of the music charts, cuz i'm blasting off once i get myself a band...
you watch, you can tell your kids you knew that guy when he was a nobody. just wait.
God said let there be rock. Thus was created Jeff, bringer of rock and awesomeness. He brought his gifts to the cul de sac and the people rejoiced. Then Jeff proceeded to spread his awesomeness and all was good. He played his mighty bass guitar and all infidels were purged and then bought chuck taylors. The people were grateful and thus served jeff with many cold refreshments. That is the word of Rock...