aWa Achievements: None Yet

Roleplay Number : 1
Win / Loss Record : 1 - 0
Next Opponent (s) : Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Rob Van Dam, The Undertaker, Terry Bolea, John Cena, Shane Helms, Raven, Chris Harris
Y2-BEATEN : Shawn Michaels
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'' The 'engine of destruction' just ran out steam! ''

-|[ *Foreword*

‘The Highlight Of The Night’ Chris Jericho defeated Shawn Michaels on last week’s Downfall, allowing the ‘Larger Than Life’ superstar to pick up a victory in his debut match. Also, Chris Jericho made his mark on ‘The Hi-Lite Reel’, as he invited Terry Bolea onto the show. After ridiculing the legend by calling him Hulk Hogan and telling him he was old and should retire… Rob Van Dam came down and told Jericho what he thought of him, before Chris was interrupted again by Matt Hardy. Jericho and Hardy took out Bolea and RVD respectively, before Jericho turned on Matt Hardy and lowblowed him like he had done to Bolea. Chris Jericho walked off his own show on top, until the defeated Shawn Michaels chased Chris Jericho out of the arena. Chris Jericho will not only be at the first pay-per-view in aWa history, Overload. But he will be taking on 9 other opponents in a 10-men elimination battle royal. Rob Van Dam, Terry Bolea, Matt Hardy, John Cena, Shane Helms, Raven, Mark Henry, Chris Harris and The Undertaker will be Jericho’s opposition. It will be a tough task for all but only 1 can survive… only 1 man will get a shot at the US title at the next Pay-Per-View! Can the man that defeated The Rock and Steve Austin in the same night, overcome one of biggest challenges yet and win the battle royal? Tune into ‘Overload’ to find out! ]|-

Chris Jericho 'The Highlight Of The Night'!

‘The Highlight Of The Night’ Chris Jericho versus ‘Mr Monday Night’ Rob… Van… Dam… and 8 other opponents too will step into the ring for a 10-man elimination battle royal for a shot at the US Title at the next Pay-Per-View! But what’s the difference between Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho. 1 word… SUCCESS! Whilst, Chris Jericho was casually having a 4-month reign as the first Undisputed Champion in the WWE, Rob Van Dam has only managed to become an Inter-continental Champion, a title won by Jericho on numerous occasions. Rob Van Dam has potential, talent but does he have what it takes to beat a ‘living legend’ like Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho says NO! And this Sunday, he’ll want to defeat Rob Van Dam and continue to prove that he’s not just a legend beater… but anyone can tap out to the Walls… Of… Jericho!

The scene opens and we are inside an aeroplane, the plane is a few thousand feet up in the air. It’s a small plane but it’s very smart and new. It’s not going very fast at all, mainly because the middle part of the plane is open… Inside, there are some skydivers, all dressed up in the uniform and with parachutes on their backs, as well as goggles… to the left of the people is a man with his goggles removed. He has a sign on him saying ‘skydiving instructor’ in red print.

[Skydiving' Instructor:] Now, you listened to the procedure thoroughly… you must not let go of each other’s hands or you’ll end up in 2 different locations.

Chris Jericho then removes his goggles and looks at the instructor with some disdain…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Look JUNIOR, we’ve been through this once, I don’t need no know-it-all assclown to tell me again…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT?!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Treat this man with some respect!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Shut up YOU SLUT! No jackass needed to tell you twice to drop down and give head, did they?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] CHRIS!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] So I don’t need some stupid assclown to tell me how to jump out of a pathetic plane.

[Skydiving' Instructor:] But Chris?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] DAMMIT! SHUT UP!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] I need to tell you something impor…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] SHUT UP JERKY!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] But…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] HELL! I’m not gonna tell you again!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] It’s vital that…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WILL YOU P-UH-LEASE… SHUT… THE HELL… UP!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris! Will you just listen to the man?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] NO DAMMIT! I’m fed up of these damn smart-asses, telling me… Chris Jericho… ‘The King Of The World’… how to do this… how to do that… I know exactly what to do. Hell, I could write a book about it! I read the damn handbooks… I know what the hell I’m doing!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] Do you know how to use your parachute?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You just pull the damn cord!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] No, you don’t…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Yes, YOU DO!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] No, listen to me…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] No, you listen to me YOU SANCTAMONIOUS SONUVABITCH! I know how to release a damn parachute!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] No, you have to have 1 arm, body straight, then release the cord…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] SHUT UP! SHUT UP DAMMIT! I KNOW HOW TO DO IT!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] If you 2 could proceed to the jumping bay, then we can get on with this…

Chris Jericho doesn’t move, as Stephanie moves forward with the instructor. Steph realises Chris isn’t coming and stop to look back at him, he has his hands on hips and is trying to avoid attention.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, come on! We haven’t got all day.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’m thinking…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You can think on the way down…

[Skydiving' Instructor:] Don’t hurry him Steph, this is a classic case of jitters…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT?!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] Nerves… you’re nervous…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] NERVOUS! I’M NOT NERVOUS!

[Skydiving' Instructor:] It’s nothing to embarrassed of… it happens to many people…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’m not scared! Hell! I’m just too excited to jump…

[Skydiving' Instructor:] Then, just go now…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Wait! I … erm…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You’re right, he is scared!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] NO, I’M NOT!

Chris storms forward and grabs Steph’s hand, he then walks to the edge of the plane. He stops before jumping and looks down…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] 1… 2…3!

Chris and Steph go forward to jump but just as Steph leaps off, Chris lets go of her and stays on the plane…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chrrrriiiiiiiiiisssss!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Hell, I’m not jumping down there…

[Skydiving' Instructor:] Oh yes, you are…

The instructor disobeys all the rules and then, he proceeds to push Chris Jericho out of the plane… Jericho then falls and catches Steph up, before they both release their parachutes… they then float to the ground safely and the event is all over. Steph crawls out from underneath her parachute and stands up…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris… Chris… are you okay?

Chris pops his head out from underneath his parachaute, he’s taken his headgear off and his hair is all over the place…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] That assclown pushed me out of the plane! Can you believe he did that? TO ME! CHRIS JERICHO!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You deserved it!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT?!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You let me fall to the ground on my own… and you talked to him like you were better than him…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What the HELL do you mean? I’m 10 times better than that DAMN assclown! I’m Chris Jericho! I’m ‘The Highlight Of The Night’!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, you’re gonna have to be better than 9 other opponents on Sunday…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] DAMMIT! What the HELL is wrong with you? We’ve just jumped out of a god damn plane and you’re talking about my match at Overload! And whaddya mean by ‘gonna have to be better’… I’m better than all those assclowns…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I know Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Then, why did you say that Stephy? You jealous of me… I don’t blame you for being jealous of me baby!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I’m not jealous of you…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You’re in love with me, aren’t you?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I’m what?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I know you want my body… you want it… I’m just too damn sex-ay for you baby! You’re desperate to have a lethal dose of VITAMIN C… Or maybe, you want something even stronger… maybe you wanna get drunk on Jerichohol… it doesn’t matter how ya want it, it’s just obious YOU WANT ME! And I’m there for ya baby… I know ya need a real man to satisfy you! And nobody can ring-a-ding-ding like ‘THE KING OF BLING BLING’!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I… have… absolutely… no idea… what… you’re… talking… about!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] If only God had given you a brain to go with those HUGE MAMMAS… you’d be quite a package! At least 1 man is gifted in all areas…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Ohh yes, Hunter was very gifted… he knew exactly what to…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] SHUT UP! I don’t give a crap what that assclown could do! Hunter can go to hell! And he can take his 8-incher with him… Hell, no-one has a nose that size… He’s just a complete LOSER!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, at least he’s not scared of flying…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’M NOT SCARED OF FLYING! Hell, I fly better than anyone! I can fly better than The Hurricane… that superhero is a complete phoney… and I’m gonna make sure he never flies again, when I beat the living hell out of him this Sunday!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] The Hurricane doesn’t exist any more… you’re facing Shane Helms!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I don’t care if he’s Shane Helms, The Hurricane or the Pope… I’m gonna kick his ass… AYATOLLAH-STYLE! Just like that Hulk Hogan crap…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] TERRY BOLEA!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] HULK HOGAN! That wrinkled up LOSER can change his name to Mr America… Hulk Hogan… Terry Bolea… it doesn’t change the fact he’s a has-been… and he’s the next legend to beaten by CHRIS JERICHO!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] What about Rob Van Dam?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What ABOUT Rob… Van… Dam? *mocks him by doing stupid thumbpoints*

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, he’s a high-flyer and he’ll be really difficult to beat!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT? That Rob Van Dam’s an assclown… he can’t beat me! I’ve kicked his ass so many times that he’s got ‘y-2-j’ imprinted on his asscheeks! He’s just another damn Chris Jericho wannabe… he can’t be me… he can’t beat me…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Quit bragging!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’m not bragging, I’m telling you how it is. I’m Chris Jericho… a ‘larger than life’ living legend… and Rob Van Dam is some pot-smoking, ECW Reject that fancies a shot at the big time… but there’s only room at the top for 1 legend… there’s only room for me! So, Rob Van Dam can go to hell! He can’t beat me… he can’t beat ‘The Ayatollah Of Rock… n’… Rollah’! Because nobod-ay flies higher… nobody-ay kicks your ass better… nobody-ay does it better… than * does RVD thumbpoints* Y – 2 – J!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] But Chris… he’s not that easy… he’s Rob Van Dam… he’s Mr Monday Night!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I don’t care what night he is! Overload is Sunday Night, Sunday Night DAMMIT! That’s not RVD’s night… that’s my night… MY NIGHT DAMMIT! I’m gonna beat Rob Van Dam and all those other assclowns… I am ‘The Highlight Of the Night’. I am ‘Mr Pay-Per-View’!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] No, Rob is…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] No, I am DAMMIT! And Overload will be a pay-per-view that… R… V… D will NE-HVER E-HVER FORGET! Not only will he get his ass kicked by yours truly… but he will realise that he is a complete LOSER! The whole damn show cannot beat CHRIS JERICHO! Rob Van Dam’s not a legend… but he’s gonna still be beaten… because Overload will be my night! MY NIGHT DAMMIT! Not Rob’s night… not Hulk Hogan’s night… not The Hurricane’s night… Overload will be my night!

OVERLOAD… WILL BE… JERICHO!

Stephanie has got fed up of listening to Chris’ crap and has grabbed her parachute and began making her way off into the distance. Chris grabs his quickly and squeezes into a messy pile, he can barely see over it and can barely run properly but he takes the bundle and chases after her, as the scene fades to static…

-|[ *Epilogue*

Chris Jericho against 9 other opponents… a 10-man Battle Royal Elimination Match. Can Chris Jericho overcome the odds and all the opposition and earn a shot at the US Title? Or will there be too many opponents for the ‘Living Legend’ himself. Overload is this Sunday, the 3rd of August and we will find out! ]|-