aWa Achievements: None Yet

Roleplay Number : 1
Win / Loss Record : 1 - 0
Next Opponent (s) : Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Rob Van Dam, The Undertaker, Terry Bolea, John Cena, Shane Helms, Raven, Chris Harris
Y2-BEATEN : Shawn Michaels
Disclaimer: Layout and roleplay produced by MaloneRocks Entertainment

'' The 'engine of destruction' just ran out steam! ''

-|[ *Foreword*

‘The Highlight Of The Night’ Chris Jericho defeated Shawn Michaels on last week’s Downfall, allowing the ‘Larger Than Life’ superstar to pick up a victory in his debut match. Also, Chris Jericho made his mark on ‘The Hi-Lite Reel’, as he invited Terry Bolea onto the show. After ridiculing the legend by calling him Hulk Hogan and telling him he was old and should retire… Rob Van Dam came down and told Jericho what he thought of him, before Chris was interrupted again by Matt Hardy. Jericho and Hardy took out Bolea and RVD respectively, before Jericho turned on Matt Hardy and lowblowed him like he had done to Bolea. Chris Jericho walked off his own show on top, until the defeated Shawn Michaels chased Chris Jericho out of the arena. Chris Jericho will not only be at the first pay-per-view in aWa history, Overload. But he will be taking on 9 other opponents in a 10-men elimination battle royal. Rob Van Dam, Terry Bolea, Matt Hardy, John Cena, Shane Helms, Raven, Mark Henry, Chris Harris and The Undertaker will be Jericho’s opposition. It will be a tough task for all but only 1 can survive… only 1 man will get a shot at the US title at the next Pay-Per-View! Can the man that defeated The Rock and Steve Austin in the same night, overcome one of biggest challenges yet and win the battle royal? Tune into ‘Overload’ to find out! ]|-

Chris Jericho 'The Highlight Of The Night'!

Making a name! Chris Jericho is intent on making a name for himself and taking down the barriers of the past and replacing them with an updated, ‘larger than life’ model. Chris Jericho is setting about the legends of the past, beating them and taking their place. Last week on Downfall, Chris Jericho beat the icon, the showstoppa, the main-event, Shawn Michaels. This week, another legend is on his list to be defeated and that man is, Terry Bolea, the former Hulk Hogan. Hulk made his mark at the top of this business over the last 30 years… but Chris Jericho wants to erase Terry Bolea from memory and replace him with himself at the top of the pecking order. Not only is Chris Jericho desperate to become a ‘Legend-Beater’, he wants to be a ‘Living Legend’ himself!

The scene opens in what looks like a man’s room… it’s a big room with red and gold walls, draped curtains and no expenses spared on any of the decoration. In the room, there’s a bar in the corner, a pool table, a soccer game, a dart board and then, a huge model train set. Chris Jericho bursts into the room dragging Stephanie in by her hand… he then lets go of her hand and sticks his arms out, as if he’s really proud of being in this room.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Welcome to MY PALACE baby!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Wow, this is great…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I know Stephy-baby! But these are the kind of luxuries that a ‘larger than life’ superstar expects!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Ooh look, your own bar!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Would ya like a drink hun? A beer… a shot of vodka… or would ya just like to get drunk ON JERICOHOL? Haha!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Erm… I’ll have a pina colada.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] A penis WHAT?!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] A pina colada… it’s a cocktail…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] First, penises, now cocktails… Stephy, is that all you have on your mind?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, Hunter called today and we were talking about sex…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Dammit, what is it with you and that man? He snaps his finger and you come running… What’s the matter with you?! Why do you do it?! Does he give you a huge tip afterwards?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Huh?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You can’t honestly like the jackass… he’s a complete assclown! And he can’t possibly satisfy you, can he baby? I mean, I know he’s big but there’s no way that hooter’s gonna turn you on like I can Steph… I’ll rock your body AYATOLLAH-STYLE!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Hunter’s not like other men, he likes me for my personality…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You mean, he doesn’t like you because you’re cheap and easy?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Pardon?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Does Hunter get discount because he’s a regular customer or does he still pay the full whack?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] What an earth are you talking about? Hunter’s not some sort of customer… he’s my ex-husband…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] So he got it for free! No wonder your father’s the businessman and you’re just taking a backseat… Or is that how you prefer it baby… in the backseat?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I prefer sitting in the front… the view is better.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You prefer it in the front… Hunter always used to say you liked it in the back.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Oh no, he only made me take the back when someone else was there…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You mean, there were other people involved?!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Oh yes, Ric often came along too…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] RIC FLAIR!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Yeah, Ric often came along for the ride…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] YOU DIRTY SLUT! RIC FLAIR AND HUNTER… AT THE SAME TIME!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Don’t call me a slut… why did you do that? We were having a perfectly civil conversation and you called me that horrible word for no reason…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Hahaha!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] It’s not funny Chris… I don’t like being called it…

Chris stops laughing so loudly and instead, sniggers under his breath, covering his mouth to try and hide the laughter, before moving his hand away and stroking his chin. He then looks up to stop his eyes watering… a few seconds later he has calmed down enough to look her in the eye again.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Sorry Stephy-baby, I just got carried away in the moment…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] It’s ok Chris, just don’t do it again…

Chris turns away from Stephanie still trying to contain his laughter and walks over to his model train set. It’s a huge set with model, trees, mountain, castles, bridges… it has everything that a proper train set should have. And it all is in mint condition and looks very expensive. Chris wants to play with his train but Stephanie has other things on her mind…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You’ve got a huge match this week, Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] ...

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] A 10-man Battle Royal Elimination Match…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] ...

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] And at stake is a US Title shot at the next Pay-Per-View.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Look Steph! This match is gonna be one hell of a MAMMA JAMMA but let’s face it, there’s no way that any of those 9 assjockies can beat ‘The Highlight Of The Night’ CHRIS JERICHO! But for now, I wanna just play with this…

Chris grabs a remote control and flicks a switch on the side of his model train set and then, he starts driving the train around the track, Chris is trying to relax but you can tell he feels under pressure by Stephanie…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, we have to get you ready for your match… you have to look at the videos of all 9 of your opponents… we have to work out a gameplan…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] A gameWHAT?! Look hun, you think I actually prepare for these matches? I don’t prepare, DAMMIT! I don’t need no pathetic gameplan! Gameplans are for losers like Triple H… or… or Kurt Angle, not for a ‘living legend’ like me… You’re talking to the man that beat ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin… and The Rock… IN THE SAME NIGHT! And you think I prepared? HELL NO! I just went down there and beat the living hell out of those assclowns! I am a ‘legend-beater’ baby… I’ve beaten The Rock… I’ve beaten Austin… I’ve beaten The Heartbreak Kid himself… and now, this Sunday, at Overload… I’m gonna beat the living hell outta that wrinkled-up jackass HULK HOGAN!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You mean Terry Bolea….

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I don’t care what that loser calls himself… he’s going to get his ass kicked this Sunday night by ‘The King Of The World’ CHRIS JERICHO!

At that point, the butler walks into the room with some cleaning stuff in his hand…

['Jericho's' Butler:] Sorry sir, I didn’t realise you were in here…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Can’t you knock YOU JACKASS?

['Jericho's' Butler:] But sir, the door was already open…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] SHUT UP! DAMMIT! Enough of your pathetic excuses YOU ASSCLOWN!

['Jericho's' Butler:] I’ll be on my way…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Where the HELL you going? I didn’t tell you to go yet! Get back here JERKY!

['Jericho's' Butler:] Sorry sir. Is there something you require?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Nah… I just wanted to tell you go away. Now, get lost JUNIOR!

['Jericho's' Butler:] As you wish, sir…

The butler then leaves the room with his cleaning apparatus and leaves Stephanie and Chris alone… Chris goes back to playing with his train set and Stephanie is looking at Chris with some disdain, illustrated by having her arms folded…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, you shouldn’t speak to him like that…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Don’t tell me how to speak to my own butler YOU SLUT!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] DON’T CALL ME THAT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT WORD… AND YOU STILL DO… STOP IT!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WILL YOU P-UH-LEASE… SHUT… THE HELL… UP! I’m trying to play this game here and you’re continually interrupting me…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] We have more important things to do than play games, Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Like what?!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Like your match this Sunday…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] The only person worried about that match is you! I mean, what the HELL have I got to worry about? I am the MACK DADD-AY, I am a ‘Larger Than Life’ Living Legend, I am Chris… ‘The Highlight Of The Night’… Jericho! And I am soon to be the next US Champion and HELL, there’s not a damn thing that any of those 9 assclowns can do about it…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I’m also worried about your attitude Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What the HELL’s wrong with it?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You’re too cocky… you treat everyone badly…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Like who?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Me… your butler… What you did to Shawn Michaels AND Terry Bolea on Downfall?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Those assclowns had it coming to them… Nobody walks on my show, MY SHOW DAMMIT! And tells me… CHRIS JERICHO… that they’re gonna kick my ass at Overload! NOBODY! And I showed that grandpa that he should… NEVER… EVER… mock ME DAMMIT! And as for Shawn, good ol’ HBK… I told him what I’d do to him… I told him I was gonna beat the living heel out of him… I told him that he’d never… ever… be the same again! But Shawn, the jerk-off that he is, came out and faced me… and that assjockey got everything and I mean, EVERYTHING… HE DESERVED!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, Terry Bolea’s gonna be pretty angry after what you did to him…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What’s he gonna do… wave his sorry excuse of a finger at me? Hulk Hogan is dead… and soon, Terry Bolea will be in that trashcan with him. This isn’t the 1970’s… this isn’t even the 80’s… this is the year 2003! This is the Year… Of… Jericho!

As Chris Jericho speaks, he puts extra speed on his train and then, as it comes past him , he smashed his hand down on the train and smashes it into little pieces…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] What did you do that for? You ruined your beautiful train set…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] The engine of destruction just ran out of steam! And at Overload, I will not only beat the living hell out of that assclown Hulk Hogan… But I guarantee that Terry Bolea will…

The scene fades with Chris leaving the room and Stephanie staring at the destroyed train… She then turns walks away and out of the room, as we see Chris disappearing down the corridor into the distance…

-|[ *Epilogue*

Chris Jericho against 9 other opponents… a 10-man Battle Royal Elimination Match. Can Chris Jericho overcome the odds and all the opposition and earn a shot at the US Title? Or will there be too many opponents for the ‘Living Legend’ himself. Overload is this Sunday, the 3rd of August and we will find out! ]|-