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'' Not only will I defeat Shawn Michaels, but I will destroy that assclown. ''

-|[ *Foreword*

5… 4… 3… 2… 1! BANG! Chris Jericho arrived on last week’s Downfall with a huge bang! Nobody expecting to see ‘The Highlight Of The Night’ there but he not only turned up and made an introduction… he also hosted aWa’s first ever Highlight Reel and it was quite a show. His guest was Shawn Michaels… The Icon, The Showstopper, the Main-Event. Chris Jericho mocked Shawn Michaels age and told him to retire but Michaels refused… Chris Jericho obviously pushed Shawn too far by calling him the ‘Has-Been Kid’ and was forced to dance to the Sweet Chin Music. After their little exchange on Downfall last week, they go 1 on 1 this week, in what can be described as a battle of ‘old versus new’! Both of these men are making a huge mark upon this industry but which of these 2 stars is now on top? Can Chris Jericho win his debut match in the All-Star Wrestling Association? Or instead, will he be forced to dance to the sweet chin music AGAIN? Which of these 2 legends old and new will come out on top this Sunday? Tune into Downfall to find out! ]|-

Chris Jericho 'The Highlight Of The Night'!

People always ask… what does it take to become a legend? An icon? A figurehead of sports entertainment? Everyone in the wrestling world looks to the legends of the past… Hulk Hogan… Bret Hart… Sting… Ric Flair… And Shawn Michaels. But it’s the wrestlers of today, the wrestlers of now that are the true legends… And 1 of these men stands above them all. On a platform higher than all others… This man is a real legend, a ‘living legend’… This man is Chris Jericho. He doesn’t hang onto the reputation of his past… and claim to be something that he isn’t any more… Chris Jericho is a man of today… A wrestler that is making his reputation in this business at this very moment. Whilst wrestlers like Shawn Michaels are fighting to continue a career that is drawing to a close, Chris Jericho is slowly making his way to the top… building his reputation… defeating all opponents… are proving that he is the best in the wrestling industry today! Chris Jericho has already made his mark on the aWa… and now, it’s just a matter of time until Chris Jericho dominates the All-Star wrestling Association… And when that times comes, the wrestling industry will never… ever… be the same again!

The scene opens inside what looks like a huge trophy room, there are a couple of chairs but the whole room is full of shelves with trophies, plaques and absolutely tons of photos. It’s a very clean room, not a speck of dust anywhere… just like somebody has been taking great care of his pride and possessions. Voices can be heard in the background… but they’re at first, too faint to be heard clearly. Suddenly, the door of the trophy room swings open and in walks Chris Jericho in a bright, sparkling, blue and white outfit. Stephanie McMahon follows her client into the room and she’s in an all-black outfit that shows off her HUGE bust to the world. Chris Jericho has a trophy in his hand… and he looks back at Steph, whilst standing in the centre of the room.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I know what you’re thinking, Steph? It’s a kind of small, trophy room for a ‘larger than life’ superstar… But don’t worry baby, this is only a small collection of my awards… I keep the rest of the trash in a box upstairs.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Wow, Chris… I never realised you’d have so many awards…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What do you expect, Stephy-baby? This is only half of what I deserve… I mean, I’m ‘The King… Of The World’… I deserve a whole lot more than this, believe me hun!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You have a grammy? When did you win a grammy?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Stephy, I’m a huge rockstar! I play in the greatest band in the whole u-ni-verse! It’s quite obvious that Fozzy are the biggest band on this planet today sugar… And a grammy, well, that’s more than we deserve…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] When did you win it, chris?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Oh, just a couple of years back…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Wait a minute… it says, Christina Agui…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] SHUT UP! SHUT UP! IT’S MINE! IT’S MINE DAMMIT!

Chris grabs the trophy from her and hides it under his arm so that she can’t read it…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, you stole that award too?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I didn’t steal it! HELL, I WON IT! I am The Ayatollah… Of ROCK… n’ ROLLAH BABY! I earnt that award… I earnt it DAMMIT!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, if it’s yours… why does it say ‘best dance act’?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I can dance… I’m the greatest dancer on this earth baby… Look!

Chris does a pathetic jink n’ jive that at first causes Steph to raise her eyebrow at him in total disillusionment… and then, she begins to snigger at him…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What the HELL you laughing at? I’m a great dancer… Better than that ballerina Shawn Michaels anyway.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Really?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Yeah, really! That assjockey couldn’t dance like me if his life depended on it… In fact, I’m better than Shawn in every single way…

Stephanie watches Chris, as he proceeds to walk round the room telling her how much better he is than Shawn Michaels… She starts looking at her watch and isn’t really listening to what he’s been saying…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] ……………. I am ‘The King Of… BLING BLING’! And you know what Steph, Shawn hasn’t got it in him any more… After I beat the last bit of life out of that excuse of a body of his, the world will come to realise that there is someone with more charisma, more attitude, more SEX APPEAL than The Has-Been Kid himself. I’ve got way too much va va voom for Shawn Michaels… I mean, he might claim to be the showstopper but he’s not me, he’s not Chris Jericho… he’s not… ‘The Highlight… Of The Night’!

Chris is interrupted, as the door swings open and his butler walks in… Steph looks shocked but Chris just looks annoyed at the butler coming in without warning. The butler is smartly dressed in a black suit with a white shirt and in his hands, there’s a brown parcel.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Get the hell outta’ here you assclown! Get the HELL out!

['Jericho's' Butler:] I have…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] SHUT UP! You walk in here without knocking… who the HELL do you think you are jackass?

['Jericho's' Butler:] B…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You don’t interrupt me JUNIOR!

['Jericho's' Butler:] Bu…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Don’t interrupt me DAMMIT!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, he has something for you…

['Jericho's' Butler:] Yes, I do.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WILL YOU P-UH-LEEEEEASE… SHUT… THE HELL… UP! BOTH OF YOU!

Chris strokes his chin, as if he has having a moment to think… he then snaps his head up and stares at the butler with a lot of disgust on his face. He looks at Steph for about a second and then, turns his back to staring at the butler.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] So what the HELL do you want, you LOSER?!?

['Jericho's' Butler:] I have a package for you… specially delivered…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Give it here jerky…

The butler reluctantly hands it over and Chris snatches it from him… he looks like he’s about to open it but he looks up and sees the butler hasn’t left.

['Jericho's' Butler:] Is that all, sir?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Yeah, that’s all! Now, hit the bricks junior!

Chris opens the package and Stephanie seems to have regained interest in what’s going on again… she’s watching as Chris tears through the brown paper.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I can’t believe you have a butler, Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Well, Stephy-baby, whaddya expect? Do you expect a ‘larger than life’ living legend to even raise a finger round the house? I have enough on my plate hun. I am the MACK DADD-AY! I can afford to live the life of luxury… and that’s exactly what I’m doing Steph…

Chris then opens the parcel and inside, there’s a video. Chris stares in horror at the video… he just holds it in front of his face and stares at this, as the anger builds up…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What THE HELL is this?

Steph takes the video off Chris and begins laughing…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Don’t laugh at this crap! It’s not funny! It’s not funny at all! What kind of a sick jackass sends me a Shawn Michaels video? Dammit, I don’t need one, I don’t want one…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] It’s his ‘Desire’ video!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Desire? Shawn Michaels doesn’t have desire… I have more desire than Shawn Michaels… he’s not got anything on me!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Yes but the women desire him…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Women desire an old jerk-off like Shawn Michaels? Ohh p-uh-lease! The only women that like Shawn are women who aren’t getting any from a real man… a real man like me! They’re short on vitamin C… they’re easy… and they’re desperate… Once they’ve had a taste of my sex-ay body… once they’ve had a piece of me…they’d NEVER… EVER… go back to a has-been like Shawn Michaels! Because unlike Shawn, I can satisfy any woman’s needs!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I desire Shawn Michaels…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT?! You like that wrinkled-up loser?! What will it take you to realise that there’s plenty more to offer? I’m here if you need me Steph… I‘m all yours… and I’m everything you could want and more… I’m the whole package! I’ve got the looks, the body, the manhood… and it’s on offer to you Steph, take it or leave it.

Stephanie looks confused, as if she’s no idea what Chris is talking about… Chris rubs his hand through his hair… before trying to communicate with her again.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Do you want some then, Stephy-baby?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Some, what?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Some of Chris Jericho’s finest juice… I’m full of vitamin C and I wanna share it with you baby.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Will the butler go and get it for us?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Get what?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] The juice…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Huh?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You said I could drink some of your finest juice…

Chris looks in despair at Stephanie’s ignorance but then, a grin appears on his face… It suddenly dawns on him that he can take advantage of her ignorance… He looks at her huge breasts and ideas fill his brain…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You know Steph, I’ve not seen melons as big as that in a long time…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Big melons… where? I’m ever so hungry!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Oh and I bet those babies taste real good…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Hunter used to love melons…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I bet he used to sink his teeth deep into them…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Oh yeah, he used to really take his time… He always asked me to give him extra melon.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I bet he did… there’s plenty to go round…

Chris starts laughing but Stephanie isn’t… she just looks confused at why Chris is laughing and doesn’t understand his last statement at all.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] HHH must have been ba-HONKERS to leave you behind Steph. I mean, everyone just thinks he’s a complete TIT! I mean, he thinks he’s a cut above the BREAST… but really, he’s just constantly making a BOOB out of himself. You get my drift here hun?

Stephanie doesn’t have time to reply because Chris has already burst into laughter, after making indiscreet jokes about the size of Steph’s jugs…. Steph has failed to realise this but wonders why now.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] What are you laughing at Chris? I don’t get the joke.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’m just laughing at that jackass Shawn Michaels, Stephy-baby… nothing for you and your hooters to worry about…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Huh?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You know Steph, this match with Shawn is HUGE! I could say it’s as big as Triple H’s nose but it’s even bigger than that conk! In one corner, there’s a legend… an icon… a headliner… a showstopper… a man that’s revolutionised the wrestling world… and in the other corner, there’s Shawn Michaels!

Chris laughs at his joke but Stephanie misses it and looks blankly at Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You know why this is so important, Steph? Why it’s important for Chris Jericho… ‘The Highlight Of The Night’… To beat Shawn Michaels? I need to make a statement… I need to show that Chris Jericho is a bigger and better superstar than that assclown Shawn Michaels. It’s my first match in the All-Star Wrestling Association… so I need to prove that I mean business… I need to prove that ‘The King Of The World’s is here to stay. I need to make a huge impact… I need to beat The Heartbreak Kid!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] It will be a tough match…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Oh, it’s gonna be one HELL of a MAMMA JAMMA Stephy-baby! But the important thing is… I’m gonna get on top. Isn’t that the way you like it, Steph? On top?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Oh yes, I’d love that…

Chris laughs.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I want you to be the next aWa World Champion, Chris.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Soon, I will be the World Champion… but for now I’ll be content to kick the hell outta that has-been’s ass. Not only will I defeat Shawn Michaels, but I will destroy that assclown. I will end his career this Sunday Night! When he steps into the RING with ‘The King Of Bling Bling’… he will

Chris laughs and then, he drops the Shawn Michaels ‘Desire’ video into the bin and walks out of his trophy room… Stephanie looks over her shoulder at all the awards and then, she walks out and closes the door behind her, as the scene fades to static.

-|[ *Epilogue*

Shawn Michaels versus Chris Jericho. Legend versus Living Legend. ‘The Showstoppa’ versus ‘The King Of The World’. ‘The Heartbreak Kid’ against ‘The Highlight Of The Night’. The 2 men will face off on Downfall and there can only be 1 winner… Both men will be desperate to win but only 1 man can but who will it be? Tune into ‘Downfall’ to find out! ]|-