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'' Shawn May Have Been A Legend But This Is 2003... This Is The Year Of Jericho ''

-|[ *Foreword*

5… 4… 3… 2… 1! BANG! Chris Jericho arrived on last week’s Downfall with a huge bang! Nobody expecting to see ‘The Highlight Of The Night’ there but he not only turned up and made an introduction… he also hosted aWa’s first ever Highlight Reel and it was quite a show. His guest was Shawn Michaels… The Icon, The Shgowstopper, the Main-Event. Chris Jericho mocked Shawn Michaels age and told him to retire but Michaels refused… Chris Jericho obviously pushed Shawn too far by calling him the ‘Has-Been Kid’ and was forced to dance to the Sweet Chin Music. After their little exchange on Downfall last week, they go 1 on 1 this week, in what can be described as a battle of ‘old versus new’! Both of these men are making a huge mark upon this industry but which of these 2 stars is now on top? Can Chris Jericho win his debut match in the All-Star Wrestling Association? Or instead, will he be forced to dance to the sweet chin music AGAIN? Which of these 2 legends old and new will come out on top this Sunday? Tune into Downfall to find out! ]|-

Chris Jericho = 'Rear Of The Year' 2003!

In history, there are men that dominate wrestling… there are men that get to the top and stay at the top… these men are known as icons… or legends! They achieve as much as they can possibly achieve. They do it all and move wrestling to the next level. Shawn Michaels is a legend. He revolutionised wrestling and carried it into a new era… The Heartbreak Kid set a new benchmark, a new level for others to aspire to. But in the end, a legend can only stay at the top of the business until something better comes along… something new comes along… and a new legend is born. This new star not only reaches the benchmark set by his predecessor but moves it to the next level. Chris Jericho is that new legend… a ‘Living Legend’! Chris Jericho is going to take wrestling to a whole new level… and take over the position of legends like Shawn Michaels… at the tip of the wrestling iceberg.

The scene opens at an illustrious awards ceremony… Men in suits and women in expensive dresses and tiaras, all sitting round table. In front them is a huge stage with huge golden curtains in the background and in front of the curtains is a podium with a microphone. At the microphone is a beautiful woman in her late 20’s but she’s not well known. In the crowd, there are a few well known celebrities, including Kim Basinger, Vin Diesel, Sylvester Stallone, J’Lo and Ben Affleck.

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] Hello and welcome to the annual ‘Celebrity Glamour’ magazine awards… I am your host Cheryl Williams… and it’s a great honour to be hosting this ceremony tonight. Anyway, we’re going to start tonight’s awards off on a light-hearted note… with the male and female ‘Rear Of the Year’ Awards, 2003! And the nominations in the female category are… Anna Kournikova! Halle Berry! Jennifer Lopez! And Britney Spears!

The crowd applaud the nominations, as the camera swings round and focuses on each one of them. The woman then opens a golden envelope ands reads off the winner!

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] And the winner is… Jennifer Lopez!

The crowd applaud, as Jennifer Lopez makes her way up to the stage… The camera then flicks onto Stephanie McMahon, who has her arms folded angrily at what happened.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Stephy-Baby! What’s the matter?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I can’t believe J’Lo won that award… and I didn’t even get nominated… it’s an injustice!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I can’t understand it either hun… I mean, it’s quite clear that your ass is bigger and better than J’Lo’s in every way… It truly is ‘larger than life’!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Chris, you’re hurting my feelings…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Steph, that doesn’t mean I don’t like it 10 times more… I love your hiney baby.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Now, you’re just saying that to make me feel better…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Shh… Shh…

Jennifer Lopez has made her way in front of the podium and is holding her award up in the air, to cheers and claps from the other celebrities in front.

['Jenny To The Block' J'Lo:] Thank you… thank you… this really is the ultimate compliment. I’d like to dedicate this to my mom, my dad, my pet dog Ruby and my fiancée Ben Affleck, I LOVE YOU!

Jennifer Lopez wipes a tear from her eye, as she walks off the stage to a round of applause. The camera turns back to Chris Jericho and Stephanie… and Chris looks like he’s about to wretch.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Steph, if I go up and there and spew out a load of bull like that, you make sure you shoot me baby! *Mocking J’Lo in a squeaky voice* I love my mommy, my daddy *Normal Voice again* and that assjockey Ben Affleck… Jesus baby, she makes me sick.

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I know, I know…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] When I go up there and get my award, I’m only gonna dedicate it to 2 people… the 2 people who deserve it most. Me and you baby! Damn, we deserve it too! I mean, is it a qualification to win 1 of these awards that you have to be a total and complete assclown? They better give me that award dammit… I deserve it… I mean, nobody’s got a better pair of asscheeks than me hun… have they Steph?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, that Vin Diesel has a nice…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Shut it Steph! Shut it! My ass kicks that Rick Van Winkel’s…you know it… I know it!

Jennifer Lopez sits back down and the female announcer returns to her podium with yet another golden envelope.

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] And now, the nominations in the male category for ‘Rear Of the Year’ 2003! David Beckham! George Clooney! Vin Diesel! And… erm… is this right?

The female announcer looks to a man off stage, as Chris Jericho jumps to his feet angrily…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Dammit! It’s right! It’s right! I earnt that nomination! It’s mine! I have the ‘Rear Of the Year’… I have it!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Sit down Chris… you’re making a scene!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] That’s my award baby… And nobody’s going to take it away from me! I’m Chris Jericho… I’m a ‘Larger Than Life’ superstar! And that’s my award up there…

Steph forces Chris Jericho back into his seat, after the calamity on stage… The announcer moves to the edge of the stage to hear what a man has to say behind the curtain, she then walks back to the podium…

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] I guess it is right… and the last nomination is… Chris Jericho!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Haha! I told you so Steph… I told you I got nominated… I’m gonna’ win this shindig, I tell you Steph, I’m gonna win this!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Don’t get your hopes too high, Chris

The woman then opens the golden envelope and looks down at the names… there’s a small pause, as Chris leans forward in expectation…

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] Well, this is a surprising one but the winner is…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] ME! I knew it…

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] … David Beckham!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] What! I should have won that Steph! That’s my award! Some soccer-kicking jackass just stole my award! That’s wrong! That’s an injustice! Say something Steph, say something!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I told you so…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT! You told me so? Hell, you didn’t tell me anything baby!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I told you not to get your hopes up…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Hopes! I wasn’t hoping for anything… that’s my award! I’ve been screwed! That’s my award DAMMIT!

The announcer coughs in the microphone to try and get everybody’s attention… Chris has made a lot of noise and turned attention away from the main stage.

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] I’m afraid that David Beckham couldn’t make it tonight… he’s got a big match for Real Madrid against Atletico Bilbao. So would anyone be willing to come and collect his award for him?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’ll collect it JUNIOR!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] No, sit down chris…

But before Stephanie can stop him, Chris Jericho has leapt from his seat and has made his way cockily down to the stage, to a round of applause… He climbs on stage, the woman tries to shake his hand but he just takes the award and pushes her out of the way.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Well assclowns! It seems that ‘REAR OF THE YEAR’… IS… JERICHO!

The crowd stop clapping at being called assclowns…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] It’s a great honour to receive this award… Wait, no it isn’t! I knew I was going to win this baby with my eyes closed… I mean, look at this ass, it’s Y-2-DEEEEE-LICIOUS! HAHA! I’d like to thank my mum and my dad for producing such a hot, sex-ay hunk of a man like me… I’d like to thank my beautiful manager Stephanie Mcmahon and most of all… I’d like to thank me… … Chris… ‘The Highlight Of The Night’… Jericho!

The woman tries to take the award off Chris Jericho… she starts screaming things at him.

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] That’s David Beckham’s award… you’re supposed to be collecting it for him!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] That jerk-off can go to hell… This is my award! My award, dammit!

['Awards Host' Cheryl Williams:] Give it to me… give it to me!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Get off me. Look jerky! This is mine! Mine dammit! And no-one’s taking it off me… Now, hit the bricks junior!

Stephanie makes for the exit, as she tries to creep out of the door! She waves for Chris to follow and he sees her…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’m getting the hell outta this craphole!

Chris jumps off the stage and sprints for the exit, looking at the chasing celebrities behind him… he sweeps his hair back, as he runs off with the award and he has a huge grin on his face. He runs out of the studio and out through the main door. Steph has already jumped in the back of a taxi… the door is open, Chris leaps in the back, as the wheels screech and it pulls off. Chris eventually closes the door and looks at Stephanie.

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I told you I’d get this award Stephy-baby!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] I think you should send it back to David Beckham…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Guilty conscience, ehh Steph?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] It’s not yours, Chris…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Oh but it is mine! As long as I have this award, I am the ‘Rear Of the Year’ 2003! And there is nothing that anyone can say or do about it hun!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] That’s not right…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] I’ll tell you what’s not right… It’s nancy boys like Shawn Michaels, who prance around like ballerinas on crack, that’s not right. It’s people like that who steal the limelight from the people who deserve it… Not just some self-proclaimed legend but a ‘Living Legend’, a real legend. Like… erm, I dunno… Chris Jericho!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] But Shawn was a legend in his day…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Yes, in his day… in his day… we all remember what good old Shawn was like back in his day… but when was his day? His day was in history… in the past… But still, he fails to recognise that his day has gone… it’s passed… it’s over! I tried to tell him Steph, I tried to warn him… but you know what he did Steph?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Oh yes, he delivered a sweet chin music to you…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Shut up Stephanie! Don’t mention that crap to me! That never happened…

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] But last week…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] It didn’t happen… it didn’t HAPPEN!

['Taxi Driver' Tony:] Erm, it did… I saw it on last week’s Downfall!

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Shut your mouth jerky! No-one asked you to speak… no-one!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] But it did so you’ll have to come to terms with…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WILL YOU P-UH-LEASE… SHUT… THE HELL… UP! Thank you! I tried to warn HBK about what’s gonna happen if he doesn’t retire… He’s too old to face someone like me! He’s washed-up! Maybe back in his day, he might have been able to compete with the ‘King Of The World’ but he’s washed-up Steph…

Chris laughs at Shawn Michaels… he seems to get his image in his mind and he finds it ever so funny…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] You know something Steph? Every time I look at Shawn… he really does make me laugh… I mean, he continues to thinks he’s sexy… and he goes on and on about having the merchandise… And then, you put him next to me and you see him for what he really is… there’s me, Chris Jericho, the ‘Rear Of the Year’ 2003 and there’s Shawn, some wash-ed up old has been with his wrinkled up ass, that’s shrivelled up more than Cher’s face… or is that her ass?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Oh c’mon… Shawn’s still sexy…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] WHAT! Damn you Steph! What is it with your bad taste in men? First, Triple H and his huge conk and now, Shawn Michaels… What you need is the taste of a real man? A drop of Chris Jericho’s vitamin C… it’s on offer, if you want it baby!

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] Well, I’m quite thirsty actually… is it orange juice?

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Orange juice… Orange juice… who said anything about orange juice?

['Big-Breasted' Stephy McMahon:] You did, you were talking about vitamin C…

['Living Legend' Chris Jericho:] Don’t worry about it Steph… it’s the old sheriff that’s gonna have to start worrying… Shawn may have been a legend but this is 2003! This is the year of Jericho! The era of the showstopper has passed… Hell, it died on its ass! It’s time to make way for a ‘Living Legend’… It’s time to make way for Chris Jericho! And if last year’s headlines dares to turn up and face me next week, I will not only force Shawn Michaels into retirement… I guarantee that he will…

The scene fades, as we see the taxi disappear into the distance… but will it be Shawn Michaels’ career that fades into the distance after his match with Chris Jericho on this coming Downfall?

-|[ *Epilogue*

Shawn Michaels versus Chris Jericho. Legend versus Living Legend. ‘The Showstoppa’ versus ‘The King Of The World’. ‘The Heartbreak Kid’ against ‘The Highlight Of The Night’. The 2 men will face off on Downfall and there can only be 1 winner… Both men will be desperate to win but only 1 man can but who will it be? Tune into ‘Downfall’ to find out! ]|-