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Next Opponent (s) : Disqo Inferno
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Hulk Hogan is back JACK!

-|[ *Foreword*

“Legends Of Wrestling”… When you think of the name, there is only 1 wrestler that springs to mind. The legend that revolutionised sports entertainment and took it to the place it is today. There is only 1 wrestler on the lips of every wrestling fan in the world and that man is Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan has been in the wrestling business in three separate decades and no man is more infamous in wrestling circles… Infact, Hulk Hogan has become… IMMORTAL! He has achieved everything in his career that he has set out to achieve and now, his career seems to becoming to an end… But Hulk Hogan’s career is by no means over! In fact, his “Legends Of Wrestling” career is just beginning. Hulk Hogan introduced himself at the beginning of “Adrenaline” last week and he was attacked by a masked man… who was it that attacked the immortal legend? Who is brave enough to attack Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan could get the chance to find out on this week’s ‘Adrenaline’… if he can beat Disqo Inferno in ‘Adrenaline’s’ main-event! Will a surprise be in store for Hulk Hogan? Will the guessing game continue? And will ‘Adrenaline’ mark the beginning of Hulk Hogan’s success in LOW? Tune into ‘Adrenalin’ to find out! ]|-

Hulkamania is still running wild!

The scene opens inside a radio studio. A short fat man is sitting behind the mixing desk and he’s fiddling with a few knobs. He has a pair of thick headphones over his ears. In the background, we can hear the faint sound of “Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit”. On the wall are a couple of posters; both are of the radio DJ’s working at the radio station, live in Columbus, Ohio! The small fat man stop fiddling with the knobs and speaks to someone to his left but he is off camera and we can’t see or hear who it is… In the background, we see a small red sign that says “On Air” turn red and the show is on…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Welcome back to everyone in Columbus, Ohio. That was the late Kurt Cobain with Nirvana playing us “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, an all-time rocking classic. As promised, your very special treat is now upon us and our special guest for today has arrived. Now, I know I have been building this up on past shows for a while now but the surprise is over… I told you that I had a huge wrestling superstar coming on the show, possibly the biggest ever… And I know for a fact that the local area is highly charged, wondering who I have pulled onto the show. It could be any 1 of many top stars that will be in Columbus, Ohio this Monday for the “Legends Of wrestling” show, ‘Adrenaline’. Anyway, without further ado… I present to you HULK HOGAN!

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Thank you BROTHER!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] If I could just give a little past history about you Hulk Hogan or should I say, Tony Bolleia?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Wait a minute DUDE, just wait a minute! First things first! I got a little message for all my Hulkamaniacs in Columbus, Ohio! Hulk Hogan is back JACK! This is gonna be 1 last run in LOW, 1 last run for Hulk Hogan! And 1 last run for all you loyal hulkamaniacs out there…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Now Hulk, you began your career as an amateur wrestler, is that right?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] That’s right BROTHER! And when I began, I was paid 30 dollars per match…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] How did you get into professional wrestling?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Well, I began my career touring this beautiful country, wrestling all over the place! Then! I got a call from the late Mr McMahon, Vince’s father. He asked me to come and wrestle in the then WWF… And that’s how it all began DUDE!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] You had a lot of lucky breaks in life…

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Y..

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Let me finish please… now, listen up!

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] No, you listen to me BROTHER! I didn’t come here to be told what I can and can’t do… I came here to entertain all my hulkamaniacs out there! And they’re listenin’ in to hear what I have to say about coming to Columbus, Ohio this Monday night! They’re not listenin’ in to hear the biggest piece of crap to ever step foot on god’s green earth… They’re here because Hulkamania is runnin’ wild in Columbus, Ohio BROTHER!

A huge grin appears on Hulk Hogan’s face… The DJ looks a little taken aback by what he’s just said. Hulk Hogan then strokes his little goatie beard, as the radio DJ tries to speak again…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Hulk Hogan, you’re in town for the LOW event ‘Adrenaline’… what would you like to happen at ‘Adrenalin’ if all goes well for you?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] This isn’t a case of what I want to happen… it’s what’s going to happen DUDE! I’m going to walk into Adrenaline and I’m gonna’ give all my hulkamaniacs, the show they deserve BROTHER! I’m going to take that sonuva-“BEEP” and drag his sorry carcass all the way down route 66 and back again…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Disqo Inferno, ahh yes… he’s a somewhat unheard of wrestler, in comparison to you Hulk… I don’t know if any of our listeners remember him…

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] The only person that won’t remember anything is Disqo Inferno… Just after I’ve kicked his a-BEEP at ‘Adrenaline’ BROTHER!

The radio DJ begins to fiddle with something on Hulk’s microphone… Hulk Hogan is extremely distracted and aggravated by what the man is doing and you can tell by the expression on Hogan's face that he's got something to ay about it!

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Leave it alone jack! Look! I gotta’ win this Monday, I have to… I’ve got to win for Hulk Hogan… I’ve got to win for all my hulkamaniacs out there… and I’ve got to win to find out who had the damn nerve to attack me from behind, last week.

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Oh yes, you were attacked, weren’t you?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Yes, I was… And that spineless piece of cr-BEEP better come down to the ring this Monday night and show his face like a real man, before I have to come and find him. We can do this the easy way or the hard way! But whatever happens DUDE, the masked baby gets his ass kicked this Monday night BROTHER! I guarantee it!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Were you hurt?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] I was cracked over the head with a steel pipe DUDE! Of course, it hurt…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Ooh, that sucks…

The radio DJ pats Hulk Hogan’s leg, as a method of consolation, reacting to the news… Hulk Hogan’s face turns to shock at what the man just did. The radio DJ’s face is filled with fear at Hogan’s glare.

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] What the HELL are you doin’ DUDE? What kind of a sick, perverted freak are you BROTHER? You don’t touch another man’s leg… not ever BROTHER!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] I just…

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Don’t make your pathetic excuses you stupid, little man! Under no circumstances, is it right to touch any man… ANYWHERE BROTHER!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] I think it might be time for a break… would you like me to play you a track?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] No, I don’t care what music you wanna’ play DUDE! I just want to warn my attacker because whoever you are… you made a big mistake BROTHER! When I find out who you are… and mark my words DUDE… I WILL find out who you are… I’m going to kick your ass from Oklahoma City to Mars and back again.

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] I almost forgot to ask Hulk, when are you planning to retire?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] What did you just say BROTHER!?!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] Hmm… did I say anything?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Yes, you did! There is no way that I’m going to retire yet BROTHER! No way in hell! I have a lot of unfinished business! A lot of things still to prove! A lot of a-BEEP-s to kick! So you think I should retire?

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] I was merely…

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Well! LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN’ BROTHER! Hulk Hogan is not retiring… Hulk Hogan’s going to be the LOW World Champion! Hulk Hogan’s going to kick Disqo Inferno’s sorry excuse of an A-BEEP this Monday night… And there’s just 1 question that anybody has left…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] A question?

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] Yes! Just 1 question! A question that hasn’t been asked for a long time…

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] I don’t understand…

['The Immortal' Hulk Hogan:] What’cha gonna do??? What’cha gonna do Disqo Inferno?

What’cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on YOU BROTHER!

Because this Monday night, Hulkamania is gonna’ be runnin’ wild all over Columbus, Ohio, all over Disqo Inferno… And whoever attacked me last week, better start runnin’ because Hulk Hogan is coming for you BROTHER!

['Columbus' Radio DJ:] And this is Audioslave with ‘Like A Stone’…

The scene fades to static, as the red light flashes off and the radio show goes to music… The interview with Hulk Hogan has ended.

-|[ *Epilogue*

Hulk Hogan is desperate to find out who attacked him last week on Adrenaline… Disqo Inferno better be ready to face Hulk Hogan at his absolute best. The 2 go 1 on 1 this Monday night and if Hogan can win, his attacker will be revealed. Can Hulk Hogan defeat Disqo Inferno??? Will Hulkamania be running wild this Monday night? Will the immortal legend find out who had the nerve to attack Hulk Hogan last week? ]|-