' E n g l i s h - E l e g a n c e '

nSa Roleplay Number: 003 
Opponent(s): Raven, Kurt Angle, Taz, Steven Richards, Rhino, Lance Storm, The Godfather, D'Lo Brown 
Roleplay Title: ' Americans, Canadians or the clinically bloody insane… I will be victorious on Monday night ' 
nSa Record : Victories: 001 Draws: 000 Defeats: 000
Regal Record : Victories: 006 Draws: 000 Defeats: 000

Career Regal Achievements: Undefeated ; WWF Recruit Of The Week 1(x), nSa Ranking (5)

Defeated List: nSa: Kurt Angle (1x); CWF: The Messiah (1x); The Undertaker (1x); Lance Storm (1x); WWF: The Big Show (1x); Chris Benoit (1x)

The opportunity has now come and the world title is in the sight of one man… ‘The English Elegance’ William Regal. On last week’s Rage, after William Regal overcame the ‘Olympic Hero’ Kurt Angle with swift ease, William Regal was given the chance that he has been craving… a path to the nSa World Championship. The road is not going to be easy, 9 opponents stand in his way to ‘Under The Influence’… Regal must defeat Raven, Steven Richards, Taz, Lance Storm, The Godfather, D’Lo Brown, Kurt Angle, and Rhino. This is going to be Regal’s toughest task to date, as each one of these men is desperate to earn a title shot. But none more so than William Regal… this man has been undefeated on his journey to teaching the uncouth some manners. His war against Americans and such like is continuing but his aim has now turned to gold… Regal knows this is his big chance… his opportunity to take the gold… the way to the top of this industry and now, he’s ready to pounce upon his chance and make his way to the main-event at Under The Influence. Will Regal go 7-0 and book his title shot this week or is this battle royal a challenge too far?


The scene opens, The Duchess and William Regal are riding along in the back of a limousine… they are delicately drinking a glass of champagne each and observing the view out of the window. They are riding down 1 of the main streets in New York, on their way to the airport so that they can travel to Rosemont for the latest nSa event ‘Rage’. Regal’s attention is turned to a burger bar on the right hand side… a fat couple are sitting in the window eating a huge burger with a pile of fries that literally cover the huge plate in front of them. Regal shakes his head in disgust and turns to the Duchess…

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Aren’t they disgusting? Shovelling such unhealthy filth into their mouths! They should be ashamed of themselves…

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: What are you talking about William?

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Those fat sloths back there… stuffing food into their mouths like it had just gone out of fashion. And they wonder why they have such a high obesity rate here…

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: What were they eating? I didn’t catch a glimpse of what you saw.

' English Elegance ' William Regal: A burger about as large as Buckingham Palace and a plate full of chips that could have fed the entire English army. And the people eating this food were absolutely vulgar… I’ve never seen creatures so humungous.

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: These Americans are such beastly monstrosities, aren’t they? Why can’t they eat food like the rest of us…?

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Are you referring to the type of foods they eat or how they eat? In my opinion, they are both as equally horrific as the other!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: I was merely discussing the nature of the food they eat but you are quite right, their etiquette is non-existent and I do not wish to have that mentioned in this car again or I will be put off this delicious champagne that you bought William…

' English Elegance ' William Regal: It is quite exquisite ma’am… I was just thinking about the sorry state of these filthy Americans and their eating habits, have you noticed that everything in America has to be large? Extra large? Or Super-sized? Why can’t they just order a normal meal for crying out loud!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: It explains why they are so horribly overweight…

' English Elegance ' William Regal: And then your Highness, you look at their supposed great monuments… I mean, look at it… The Statue of BLOODY Liberty and it’s tiny! I thought they would have made a little more effort to produce something of greater standing. We English would never skimp on producing the best quality monuments…

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: Absolutely… our national monuments are quite beautiful. Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, The Houses of Parliament, St Paul’s Cathedral, the list is endless….

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Even Spaghetti Junction is more bearable than this GROTHOLE!

' English Elegance ' William Regal: To be quite frank ma’am, I am disgraced at the lack of effort of these Americans… The Statue of Liberty is not impressive in the slightest and if I had come here on holiday, I would ask for a FULL REFUND!

Regal continues to shake his head vigorously, that’s all he seems to do these days… Nothing he sees in America has impressed him and his hatred just increases daily. The Duchess though has an idea that has just sprung to mind… obviously the conversation about American national monuments has inspired her.

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: Can you imagine if you become the World Champion William? The celebrations on the streets would be incredible… the whole world will recognise your name… and they may even make you a statue of you in front of Buckingham Palace. Can you imagine how marvellous it would be to have a statue of you and your rightful World Championship?

' English Elegance ' William Regal: That is not just my dream your Majesty, that is my aim! I have 2 things on my mind at the moment… the first is to win this match I have at Rage so I can earn the title opportunity I have worked so hard for… the second is to become the nSa World Champion and there is not a single thing that shall stand in my way to my ultimate goal!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: That is the attitude William… you must conquer all on your quest of glory.

' English Elegance ' William Regal: And it will end in glory… mark my words it will! I did not come to this god awful country for the scenery or the repugnant sods I have to endure every day that I spend here. I came here to teach each and every one of these brainless American twits a lesson in manners and after I’ve done that, I vowed to win World Championship gold to honour our great country… and I will honour England… I will pay the greatest respect to our Queen!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: And what would be a greater respect to the Queen than a true English gentleman defeating the very best the wrestling world has to offer!

' English Elegance ' William Regal: This battle royal will be nothing more than another challenge I must overcome… I am undefeated in 6 matches your Highness but this is my greatest test.

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: I don’t believe it is called a test… it is more likely a bigger lesson in manners.

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Haha… very witty your Majesty. But you are quite correct! It will be a lesson in manners and what a lesson it will be… The one I’m most looking forward to is that obscene blaspheming pipsqueak Taz. WHAT A ROTTEN SCOUNDREL HE IS! Every other word he utters is a flipping insult or curse… It’s disgusting!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: I hope you wash his mouth out with soap…

' English Elegance ' William Regal: I shall beat some good manners into him and some respect for his superiors! Taz does not respect anyone but himself but he will learn to respect me… whether by his own will or by my own force. And that Rhino is equally as bad. They come from this federation called ECW where blasphemy was not just allowed… it was encouraged!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: What kind of a person would promote such a terrible thing!

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Paul Heyman would… Rhino’s manager! If he comes anywhere near me, he’ll feel the power of the punch just for good measure! I will not let his foul antics besmirch the federation I work under… the nSa will be nothing but a well-mannered, respecting organisation when I am champion ma’am.

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: I would expect nothing less!

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Once I have dealt with the rude and the foul-mouthed, I will tackle the stupidity of the Americans… a decent education would go a long way.

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: I’m so glad we went to public school… imagine being taught with all that common riff-raff!

' English Elegance ' William Regal: That is exactly what I am keen to avoid… I will not lower myself to their stupidity. Americans are nothing less than ignorant… and if they’re not ignorant, they’re stupid. Steven Richards is just the epitome of stupid… he lives in his own fantasy world and he talks to himself… what kind of a sad act is that ma’am.

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: Is he a nutcase?

' English Elegance ' William Regal: A nutcase? He’s more than a bloody nutcase… he did not just lose his marbles ma’am, HE NEVER HAD ANY! At least, I will bring him back down to earth with a crunch on Monday night… maybe my right hand will knock some bloody sense into him!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: It sounds like it might do the trick!

' English Elegance ' William Regal: It could be worse… he could do what Raven does. Raven might not be as brainless as Steven Richards but he has lost his marbles… and just like any other Americans. Raven blames society for his own failures… It takes a real man to stand up and say, I was defeated by the better man. And at Rage, I will give Raven the opportunity to admit that he was beaten by a better man… myself, William Regal. If he refuses, he is less intelligent than I already thought…

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: To be quite frank William, all 8 of your opponents are already making a grave mistake, just by stepping in the ring with a man as talented as yourself…

' English Elegance ' William Regal: Absolutely. You would have thought they would have learned their lesson by now… What is wrong with Kurt Angle? He is bloody stupid, I know that! I already defeated that ragamuffin last week… I gave him a lesson in manners that he will never forget and he wants some more! You want some more you miserable toerag, you come and get some more. I am not afraid of you… you can dangle your medals around your neck but the only thing going around your neck is the Regal stretch… and I have no doubt in my mind, YOU WILL BLOODY TAP KURT… AND TAP PROFUSELY!

Regal looks the Duchess in the eye and his face is very stern and serious… Regal is obviously very focussed on his match and means what he’s saying.

' English Elegance ' William Regal: It doesn’t matter if my opponents are Americans, Canadians or the clinically bloody insane… I will be victorious on Monday night!

' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury: It will be a challenge William… but a challenge you will overcome.

' English Elegance ' William Regal: One is presented with challenges every day your Highness, it is up to a true champion to overcome them… and I, William Regal, am a true champion!

William regal is ready to hand out a punishemtn to his opponents in the battle royal... He's desperate for World Championship gold and determined to take his opportunity. 8 mwen stand in his way to the main-event at Under The Influence. Will it be a step too far or is this just beginning of the Regal era of domination?


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