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THUMP! That was Renee Dupree landing back to earth with a bang… For the last week, the CWF World Champion had been drifting along in cloud 9. Basking in his victory, gloating in his own ego… Strutting around so arrogantly that he got A VERY RUDE AWAKENING! After the egotistical Dupree celebrated his victory in a World Title ceremony… Jamie Noble upset all the odds by making the champion tap out in a non-title contest. Dupree couldn’t believe his misfortune but this was no fluke… Noble earned a hard fought win. Dupree has had his wake up call and now, the business must really start. This week… The CWF World Championship will be on the line. It’s going to be… Renee Dupree… Versus Big Vito. Dupree is bound to be a man on a mission… He will not want to be defeated again and the last thing he will want to do, is lose his World Championship. Tune into Desire to see if Dupree can retain his title or if it will be a very, very short championship reign.
The scene opens outside one of the biggest clubs in New York City. Renee Dupree has dragged William Regal out on the town, much to the distress and anxiety of William Regal. They’re standing near the front of a big queue, the clubs names are in big purple flashing lights. Dupree is looking quite smug and happy about having a night out on the tiles. Regal is just a bit worried and maybe shocked by what he’s seeing.
'English Elegance' William Regal: You know Renee, I believe this must be the first time I’ve been anywhere close to an establishment like this…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: ZE FIRST TIME?! Where ‘ave you been your ‘ole life?
'English Elegance' William Regal: Well… Normally, I nip down to our local country public house for a swift half of non-alcoholic shandy… or even, if I’m very daring, a sneaky sherry… But that’s very rare indeed.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Well, zis will be a NEW experience for you…
A young woman in her early twenties… She’s HOT! Long brown hair, beautiful body, nice tits and an ass to die for. Both Renee and William’s attention is drawn to her!
'English Elegance' William Regal: L-L-LOOK AT THAT!
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Oh yeah…
'English Elegance' William Regal: I’VE… NEVER… SEEN… SUCH…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Beautiful legs!
'English Elegance' William Regal: SUCH…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: A zexy ass…
'English Elegance' William Regal: SUCH… SUCH…. FILTH! HOW THE BLOODY HELL CAN SHE CAVORT AROUND PARADING HERSELF LIKE SOME… SOME COMMON PROSTITUTE. HER BLOODY SKIRT’S TIED AROUND HER NECK… SHE’LL CATCH HER BLOODY DEATH DRESSED LIKE THAT!
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Eh, lighten up Villiam…
'English Elegance' William Regal: NO, I WON’T LIGHTEN UP… I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH VULGARITY FROM A WOMAN IN MY WHOLE LIFE! SHE’S JUST A TARTED-UP… BLOODY STRUMPET!
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Zey all do eet…
'English Elegance' William Regal: THEN, THE WOMEN OF TODAY ARE ALL A LOAD OF BLOODY COMMON TRAMPS… I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SHOW OF SUCH DEGRADATION… AND… AND… INDECENCY! I am quite… quite… OUTRAGED!
Regal begins to calm down from his outburst but the rage soon returns… A young kid in his late teens walks up to him. He is not well-spoken, a typical uneducated American youth of today.
'American Kid' Chad: Yo… What’chu doing ol’ man? You too old ta’ go in there.
'English Elegance' William Regal: BUGGER OFF you maggot!
'American Kid' Chad: You gonna’ give yo’self a heart attack… Haha.
'English Elegance' William Regal: Listen to me SUNSHINE… You say another bloody word and I will shove that bloody cap up SO FAR UP YOUR BACKSIDE…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: William… COOL EET… ‘e eez not worth eet! We’re in… ok?
'English Elegance' William Regal: Okay… But I warn you, Renee… If he opens his gob one more time, I will shove my fist straight down it!
Dupree and Regal pass the bouncers and head inside the club. It is a huge place inside but Dupree knows exactly where he is going and he heads straight into the VIP lounge. Regal follows… But where else could a champion go? Dupree and Regal go and sit behind 1 of the tables. This club is quality and some waiters are going round and taking orders.
'Barman' Mike: Yes, sir?
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: A bottle of your finest French red wine, s’il vous plait…
'Barman' Mike: No problem, sir.
On the other side of the bar, some Italian guy is trying to get with a very attractive blonde-haired girl on the dance floor. She’s not having any of it. The guy is not going to get lucky and Dupree sees it and laughs.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Look at ‘im, Villiam… Pathetique. I guess zat is what Ee-talians think is smooth, eh?
'English Elegance' William Regal: To be quite honest Renee, I DON’T BLOODY CARE!
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Watch zis…
Regal watches as Dupree walks up to this girl, she turns round and looks at him. They speak for a couple of seconds and then, they begin to kiss. Regal’s eyes almost pop out of his head. After about 30 seconds, he walks back to the table and leaves the girl on the dance floor to go and talk o her 2 mates standing by and watching.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Zat is ‘ow a Frenchman does eet… hehehe.
'English Elegance' William Regal: RIGHT… THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD E-BLOODY-NUFF OFF THIS NONSENSE! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR… I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE MORE STANDARD, RENEE... THAN TO ENGAGE IN SUCH CHEAP FROLIFICATIONS!
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Calm down, Villiam… I was just trying to prove a point.
'English Elegance' William Regal: OH, REALLY?!
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Yes… I was trying to prove zat we Frenchmen… We are far superior to Ee-talians. And eet does not matter what eet is at… We are better athletes, we ‘ave better food… and we are better lovers. Zey say that ee-talians are passionate and romantique… Haha. But French… eet eez ze language of love. Fine French wines… and Belgian chocolat… eet eez ze way forward!
'English Elegance' William Regal: In my opinion, sex is incredibly overrated… I have not had any nookie since… Well, I don’t remember. The wife makes me sleep in the other bedroom… The last time I tried it on, I gave her a little pinch on the knee… and she completely blew me off.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: BLEW YOU OFF?! You are ze man, Villiam!
'English Elegance' William Regal: Pardon? Are you being sarcastic?! I don’t find rejection amusing…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: OHH… je suis desole! My apologies, Villiam!
Dupree tries to control his sniggers and manages to do it under the watchful gaze of Regal.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Big Veeto seems to think zat we ‘ave sometheeng in common, Villiam… but you see… even 2 weeks ago, WE WERE NEVER ZE SAME! 2 weeks ago… we were both rookies… But ze difference between me and Mr Potatohead… I had talent. I had ze making of a champion… and ‘e HAS NO HOPE! And now… look… I am ze Championship Wrestleeng Federation Champion… I am no rookie! Veeto… ‘e will always be a rookie… ‘e eez no champion… You think zat you can take my title away from me? IT EEZ MY TITLE… You are not f-eet to wear my title! You are a BEEG JOKE! And zis Monday Night, I will show you why you WILL NEVER MAKE ANYTHING OFYOURSELF!
'English Elegance' William Regal: I am quite certain that you will make short work of Big Vito…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Of course I weell… ‘e eez nothing compared to me! I am ze best zis world has to offer… VEETO, you must be a BEEG DEEZAPOINTMENT to your family… You ‘ave always been a failure and you will fail again zis Monday. You will be sent back to your family… I will END YOUR CAREER BEFORE EET STARTS… Big Veeto, eet will be “ARRIVEDERCI” for you MON AMIS… and zat means you will have to go back to your stupide family… Get on your leettle moped… and become ze PIZZA DELIVERY BOY you were meant to be. Hahaha…
Dupree laughs at his joke and speaks again.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: You see, France… It eez a fair superior countr-ee! Ze cuisine, it eez better… ze people are better… ze sportsmen, WE ARE ZE BEST! It will be ALLEZ LA FRANCE… and ze end for you. It will be all tears and deezappointment for you… BECAUSE ZIS IS MY TITLE… AND MONDAY, EET WILL BE MY NIGHT! I will show you why I beat 29 men… WHY I AM ZE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FEDERATION WORLD CHAMPION… and just like your career has always been, you will be…
The blonde-haired woman comes back and she sits down next to Renee… Renee leans back and she moves closer into him. He looks at Regal and grins all cockily.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Every night eez ALWAYS a success… hehehe.
'English Elegance' William Regal: I am off to bed, I cannot cope with any more of this tomfoolery…
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: It eez only ‘ALF PAST TEN!
'English Elegance' William Regal: AND I AM BLOODY KNACKERED… And might I add, it is way past your bedtime.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Oh don’t worry Villiam… I will be in bed VERY SOON! Haha…
Regal shakes his head and walks away in a huff, as Dupree begins to canoodle with the bit of stuff he has with him… Will Monday night be the success story that he describes it as? Can regal prove why he is the champion and defend his title? Or will it be a night of huge shocks? Tune into Desire to find out.
[ - Conquered -] -CWF- The Messiah, The Undertaker (x2), John Cena, AJ Styles, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Stevie Richards, CM Punk, Mordecai, John Bradshaw Layfield, Simon Diamond, The Rock, Sean O'Haire, Buff Bagwell, Tyson Tomko, Steve Austin, Jamie Noble, Edge, Randy Orton, Abyss, Batista, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, Kurt Angle (x2), Triple H, Val Venis, Charlie Haas, Jeff Hardy, Johnny Swinger