[- Role-Play Number -] #6
[- Role-Play Title -] ' EET WAS A DAMN FLUKE.. A DAMN FLUKE! '
[- Next Opponent/s -] Big Vito [World Title Match] [- Record -] 03-01-00 
[- Achievements -]
-CWF- World Champion (1x) [CURRENT], RPer of the Week (1x), Battle Royal Winner (1x)


Avant-Propos:

THUMP! That was Renee Dupree landing back to earth with a bang… For the last week, the CWF World Champion had been drifting along in cloud 9. Basking in his victory, gloating in his own ego… Strutting around so arrogantly that he got A VERY RUDE AWAKENING! After the egotistical Dupree celebrated his victory in a World Title ceremony… Jamie Noble upset all the odds by making the champion tap out in a non-title contest. Dupree couldn’t believe his misfortune but this was no fluke… Noble earned a hard fought win. Dupree has had his wake up call and now, the business must really start. This week… The CWF World Championship will be on the line. It’s going to be… Renee Dupree… Versus Big Vito. Dupree is bound to be a man on a mission… He will not want to be defeated again and the last thing he will want to do, is lose his World Championship. Tune into Desire to see if Dupree can retain his title or if it will be a very, very short championship reign.


The scene opens in New York City. Dupree and Regal are riding in the back of a stretch limousine. The wine has been put away, the celebrations are over and there is a deathly silence in the back of the car. In fact, there has not been a word of conversation in over an hour. Dupree’s defeat against Noble has gone down like a lead balloon and Dupree is just at boiling point… A ticking time bomb so to speak.

'English Elegance' William Regal: Renee…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: EET WAS A DAMN FLUKE… A DAMN FLUKE!!!

'English Elegance' William Regal: I know Renee, I know…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: SHUT EET!

'English Elegance' William Regal: I was just wondering if you were slightly hungry?

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: ‘UNGRY! ‘UNGRY!? ZERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN FOOD, WILLIAM!

'English Elegance' William Regal: Well, it is 5pm… How about we stop at this pizzeria? I could do with a break from that tireless AMERICAN food. And I have to keep my bodily functions in order...

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Ehh?!

'English Elegance' William Regal: To prevent blockages of the rear end...

Renee still looks puzzled.

'English Elegance' William Regal: TO STOP BLEEDING CONSTIPATION!

Dupree is so angry that he doesn’t even reply to the actual question… This defeat has been a real blow to his ego. The car pulls up at the pizzeria and they walk in side the door. A small little man with a moustache walks up and greets them.

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: BUON GIORNO, SIGNORE! ‘Ow are all’a you?

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: WHERE EEZ ZE DAMN TABLE?!

The waiter’s eyes nearly pop out at the reaction but Dupree’s face is just so anger-filled. The waiter beckons Renee to an empty table and turns to speak to William Regal.

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Mama Mia! What did I say?!

'English Elegance' William Regal: Don’t worry, you have done nothing wrong. Renee is just a tad distressed… I warn you now, don’t do ANYTHING to antagonise the poor fellow…

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Ci… Ci! You can count on me, compagno!

Regal goes and takes the seat in front of Renee. The waiter brings over the menus for Renee…

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: For you… and for you… Would you like a drink?

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Red wine… Eef zat is not too hard!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: No problem, sir… and for you?

'English Elegance' William Regal: A drop of sherry, please…

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Sorry… no sherry, sir.

'English Elegance' William Regal: No sherry?! How about a nice glass of port?

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Port?

'English Elegance' William Regal: PORT! AS IN PORT… AND BLOODY BRANDY!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Ci… Ci… A brandy!

'English Elegance' William Regal: NO… I DON’T WANT A BLOODY BRANDY, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! I WANT A PORT!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Non capiscono…

'English Elegance' William Regal: OHH JUST GET ME A BLOODY CUP OF TEA… YOU DO HAVE TEABAGS IN ITALY, DON’T YOU?!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: No, teabags… You want wine?

'English Elegance' William Regal: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ABHORRENT… YOU CALL YOURSELF A RESTAURANT AND YOU CANNOT MAKE ME A SIMPLE CUP OF TEA! IT IS INTOLERABLE, SMARMY LITTLE MAGGOTS LIKE YOU THAT BRING THIS WHOLE WORLD INTO TOTAL DISREPUTE! I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO TAKE MY CUSTOM TO SOMEWHERE WHERE IT MIGHT BE BLOODY APPRECIATED!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Ok… Ok… I find you teabag!

The poor waiter scuttles off in a hurry… Regal’s red face still burning in rage. The room falls silent again until the waiter comes back with the drinks. He puts them on the table and pulls out a notepad.

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Your orders, please?

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: I will ‘ave ze pizza… ‘am and pineapple.

'English Elegance' William Regal: A plate of chips would be suffice for me.

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Uno pizza… and French fries…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: FRENCH FRIES?! WHAT EEZ ZEES?! ‘OW DARE YOU INSULT MY COUNTRY?! Those cheeps… zey are not French! Zey are a feelthy… greasy… AMERICAN CREATION. WHO ZE ‘ELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, EH? STUPIDE AMERICAIN!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Ehh… I am not American! I am ee-talian!

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Where were you born, eh? Was eet in Ee-taly?

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: No… It was in New York City!

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Exactement… As I expected! You are zerefore… an American!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: No… No… No… My momma and poppa are Ee-talian! I am Ee-talian too!

'English Elegance' William Regal: Oh don’t be so absolutely preposterous… I buy my furniture from Ikea… DOES THAT MAKE ME BLOODY SWEDISH?

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: I am ee-talian…

'English Elegance' William Regal: No, you listen to me SUNSHINE… I can understand your anger at the misfortune of being born as an American… I can completely understand why you would want to claim to be anything else. Americans are DISGUSTING… STUPID… IGNORANT LITTLE TOERAGS… But you cannot hide the fact… That you are an American… END OF STORY… Now, BUGGER OFF and make me my food…

The waiter looks very unhappy but he keeps his mouth closed and slumps off into the kitchen. Meanwhile, Regal and Dupree actually engage in some conversation.

'English Elegance' William Regal: You know Renee, that chap typifies the desperation of some of these Americans to be SOMEONE ELSE… I mean, WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A BLOODY AMERICAN? That gentleman did not want to admit it to… Big Vito… He is the same. He claims to be an Italian too… Yet, he was born in this very same city.

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: BUT ‘E EEZ AN AMERICAN… AN EENCOMPETANT… STUPIDE… AMERICAN! Last week… I was SCREWED OVER! Zis is what happens in America… Zey won’t fight ze honest fight… ZEY CHEAT… ZEY SCREW YOU OVER… ZEY MAKE A DAMN FOOL OUT OF PEOPLE LIKE ME! I AM ZE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD… ZE DAMN CHAMPION… AND NOW, I AM ANGRY…

'English Elegance' William Regal: SPLERFF…

Regal spits his cup of tea all over the table!

'English Elegance' William Regal: MY TEA… IT’S BLOODY COLD!

Regal stands up, eyes boggling out of his head and he immediately calls for attention.

'English Elegance' William Regal: OI! WAITER… GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE OVER HERE AT ONCE!

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: Yes?

'English Elegance' William Regal: DON’T YES ME YOU BLOODY SPAGHETTI-TWIRLER… MY TEA IS FLIPPING FREEZING…HALF OF IT IS BLOODY MILK… AND WHAT DID YOU DO… DIP THE BLOODY THING IN AND OUT?

'Italian Waiter' Beppe: So sorry, sir… I get you new one.

'English Elegance' William Regal: Yes… and get it sharpish! WHAT A BLOODY USELESS ORNAMENT HE IS!

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Sounds a bit like Beeg Veeto, William… A USELESS ORNAMENT. ‘e may be strong… but ‘eez muscles are in ‘eez arms and not in ‘eez ‘ead… and I ‘ave seen snails move faster.

'English Elegance' William Regal: He is just like the AVERAGE APE you see in the zoo… I can just imagine him coming down to the ring eating a banana and scratching his backside. Haha…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Ze only deefference between ‘eem and ze monkeys… eez that ze monkeys ‘ave some actual hair!

'English Elegance' William Regal: Haha… Indeed, they do. I’ve seen bowling balls with more hairs on them…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: But ze big oaf will get an education from ze champion…

'English Elegance' William Regal: Quite possibly his first lesson he has ever been to…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: ZIS IS MY TITLE… AND I WON’T LET YOU HAVE MY TITLE! Zis means everytheeng to me… EVERYTHEENG! No matter what you do, Veeto… Punch me… ‘Eet me… CALL ZE DAMN MAFIA FOR ALL I CARE… I weell walk out of Desire… ZE CHAMPIONSHIP… WRESTLEENG… FEDERATION… WORLD CHAMPION!

'English Elegance' William Regal: Big Vito… You talk like you are the next Rocky Balboa… The difference between you and this man sitting opposite me… He has the heart of a champion. The ability of a champion.

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Ze looks of a champion!

'English Elegance' William Regal: You are no Rocky Balboa… and you are no Italian Stallion. No… You are a muscled-up, brainless ROBOT…

'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: And what makes you really inferior to me… just all zese wannabe Italians in New York… You are American. I know what eet eez to be a champion… I know what eet feels like to be ze best… I AM ZE BEEG LEAGUES… and you are a nobody. What ‘ave you ever achieved, Veeto? NOTHEENG! Big Veeto… We should call you… ZE BIG ZERO! YOU ARE WORTHLESS… And zis Monday night, ze only one who will be sleeping feeshes… is YOU! Big Veeto… TU ES…

FINI!

The scene fades to static. Renee Dupree is desperate to retain his Championship Wrestling Federation championship. It will be Big Vito versus Renee Dupree. Can Dupree get back to winning ways and retain his title? Or is another shock going to happen? One thing you can bet your bottom dollar on… Dupree will throw everything including the kitchen sink to win this match.


[ - Conquered -] -CWF- The Messiah, The Undertaker (x2), John Cena, AJ Styles, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Stevie Richards, CM Punk, Mordecai, John Bradshaw Layfield, Simon Diamond, The Rock, Sean O'Haire, Buff Bagwell, Tyson Tomko, Steve Austin, Jamie Noble, Edge, Randy Orton, Abyss, Batista, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, Kurt Angle (x2), Triple H, Val Venis, Charlie Haas, Jeff Hardy, Johnny Swinger