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They doubted him…
RENEE DUPREE! RENEE DUPREE! DUPREE JUST ELIMINATED THE DAMN GAME!
They never believed he could go all the way…
RENEE DUPREE! WORLD CHAMPION! MY GOD, HOW THE HELL DID THAT ARROGANT SONUVABITCH WIN?!
He overcame all the odds!
30 MEN… HE LASTED A WHOLE HOUR! AND STILL DUPREE WON, THAT NO-GOOD PIECE OF CRAP WON!
The most hated man in all of wrestling…
WIPE THAT DAMN SMUG GRIN OFF YOUR FACE… WIPE IT OFF!
Has gone from rookie…
HOW DID HE DO IT, KING? HOW DID HE WIN THE DAMN BATTLE ROYAL?
To World Champion…
WHAT A NIGHT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! DUPREE WON… DAMMIT, DUPREE WON!
Renee Dupree: Championship Wrestling Federation World Champion.
It was a night of huge shocks… A night where dreams were made… It was just an incredible night! And the night belonged to one man… A young, talented French-Canadian rookie… It was the night of RENEE DUPREE! Dupree’s night began with an epic encounter against the All-American Olympic Gold Medallist… and Dupree defeated Angle to the surprise of many. But the night did not just stop there… a 30-man battle royale for the CWF World Championship. Entering at number 2, Dupree had it all to do… Nobody even considered Renee Dupree to be in the running for victory. Dupree continued to survive as recognised names disappeared… Austin, Angle, Cena… Dupree eliminating Buff Bagwell and Kurt Angle from the match. It came down to the final 6 superstars… Dupree, the rookie… against Triple H, The Rock, Johnny Swinger, Mordecai and Charlie Haas. First Mordecai was eliminated, then Charlie Haas followed and then, The Rock was sent flying over the top rope. It came down to Swinger, Dupree and Triple H. After eliminating The Rock, Swinger was caught by Dupree and tossed over the top rope… AND THEN, THERE WERE 2! Triple H… Renee Dupree… The World Championship. After over an hour in the match… after a bruising exchange with The Game… Triple H was kicked off the side of the ring apron… RENEE DUPREE WAS THE WORLD CHAMPION! Against all the odds… Renee Dupree outlasted 29 other superstars and is now The Championship Wrestling Federation Champion. The most hated man in wrestling must noe defend his title and his first opponent… Jamie Noble. What a match this will be on Desire… Noble, a tough uncomprising cruiserweight with a lot of energy, talent and attitude… against The World Champion… The talent of THE FRENCH PHENOM… It’s Dupree vs Noble… and it’s all live on this week’s Desire!
The sign disappears and we are are first in the prosperous parts of New York City, then Los Angeles and even, Chicago. The scene then turns to a poor man stood begging on a street, then to some slum in the back of a city and a ghetto. Nasty looking places. You see people walking round in torn clothing, searching through trashcans. The vignette showing this stops.
[[ Voice Over - William Regal ]] America… The Land of Opportunity. For most of the population, money comes easy to them. The rich can get even more rich, the middle-class can invest in their future and live happily ever after… But what about the poor? What about the needy? They are left to rot… Left to survive on scraps. Ignored by the state. There is nothing left for them to live for but hope. There is no happiness. There is no enjoyment. This is just a fact of life for so many Americans.
The scene switches to one of these slums which looks to be in the heart of Jamie Noble country. Standing in front of the camera is none other than that French-Canadian sonuvabitch Renee Dupree, the new Championship Wrestling Federation World Champion. Dressed in a smart outfit with a black beret upon his head and the golden World Title belt around his waist, Renee begins to speak.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Bon soir, mes amis… and for you ignorant Americans, that means… Good Evening!
Renee Dupree chuckles to himself, a cocky grin written all over his face. He begins to speak into the AAN microphone again.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Renee Dupree… World Champion… *smirks*… Reporting ‘ere… From one of ze poorest and most deprived places… in all of America.
Dupree points to the background, a small hut in the middle of what looks to have been a former waste dump.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: These people… They ‘ave no money… They ‘ave no jobs… zey have no future… Ask yourself ze question that needs to be asked, American. Why eez zese people so poor? Why? Eez it their fault?
Dupree shakes his head.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: No, it’s your fault, American… YOUR FAULT! They live in places like zis because of YOUR GREED… YOUR SELFISH, SNEEVELLING GREED!
Dupree spits on the floor in disgust.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: You people make me sick… ‘Ow can you do that? ‘OW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELVES?
Dupree walks a bit to the right and 2 kids are playing in the trash heap. Dupree points towards and shakes his head again.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Are you feeling guilty, American? Are you?
Dupree’s face goes from serious to angry.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: OF COURSE, YOU’RE NOT! You Americans… you ‘ave no conscience. You don’t care for anybody… BUT YOURSELVES! Zese people are starving… they are leeving on nothing but half-empty bottles of stale milk… and ze unwanted crusts of bread you Americans leave behind! I pity you American… You are SO HEARTLESS! SO COLD! SO… SELFEESH!
Dupree’s face is incensed now… He calms down to talk again.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: And now, we go over to our on-ze-spot interviewer… William Regal.
The screen splits in 2 and we can see William Regal on 1 side with some 60-year old woman dressed in a torn bright green t-shirt and a long grey dress with a huge hole in the front over her left knee. She looks like she hasn’t washed in a year and her hair is messy, dirty and dark grey. Regal is dressed in a dazzling suit that makes him look very out of place.
'English Elegance' William Regal: Thank you Renee. I am here with a very deprived young lady… What’s your name, dear?
'Trailer Momma Trash' Mary Noble: I’M MAR-AY NOBLE… BOI!
'English Elegance' William Regal: Ah, Mary Noble… Now, I do believe you are the mother of Jamie Noble, is that correct?
'Trailer Momma Trash' Mary Noble: YEA, THAT’S RIGHT… I’M THE MOTHA’ O’ 6 O’ ‘EM! JAY-MAY, HARR-AY, LARR-AY, BARR-AY, SAMM-AY AND LIL’ OL AM-AY… SHE’S MA’ ONLY GIRL, YA KNOW?
'English Elegance' William Regal: Well, that’s terrific.
'Trailer Momma Trash' Mary Noble: SAMM-AY, STOP PULLIN’ YER SISTAH’S HAIR OUT YA’ IDJIT… YOU ALREADY GIV’N ‘ER A DAYME BALD PAYTCH!
Regal takes a step away from Mary Noble… She’s shouting far too loudly for him to tolerate the volume any longer. Plus, her breath stinks really badly.
'English Elegance' William Regal: How long have you been forced to live like this? I mean, you are living in such deprivation and poverty.
'Trailer Momma Trash' Mary Noble: AH’ BEEN LIVIN’ ‘ERE SINCE ‘AH WAS… *counts fingers* WELL, IT AIN’T THAT DAYME LONG AGO. WE GOT BOOTED OUTTA’ AH’ DAMN HOUSE, YA’ SEE… SO WE HAD TO ALL COME LIVE IN THA’ STREETS. JAY-MAY RAN AWAY AND BECAME A DAYME WRASSLA’, AIN’T HEARD NOTHIN’ FROM ‘IM SINCE THEN! HE AIN’T SENT HIS MOMMA NO DAYME MONEY EITHA’!
'English Elegance' William Regal: Well, Mary… to be perfectly honest with you… I don’t believe Jamie has actually got any money. I mean, he’s a pretty average wrestler to say the least… And he still walks around in a torn t-shirt and a torn pair of jeans…
'Trailer Momma Trash' Mary Noble: JEANS! MA’ BOI’S GOT HIMSELF A PAIR’A DAYME JEANS… MA’ OH MA’ JAY-MAY’S GONE UP IN THA’ DAYME WORLD!
'English Elegance' William Regal: Now, if we go back to you being thrown out of your last house… What was the reason for this?
'Trailer Momma Trash' Mary Noble: WELL, MA’ HUSBAN’ DIED… AND I ‘AD NO JOB! COULDN’T PAY THA’ RENT, COULD ‘AH? SO… COPS CAME N’ BOOTED US OUT!
'English Elegance' William Regal: That’s just the kind of heartless and unsympathetic action we have come to have expect of these American busybodies… No tolerance. No understanding. Just 100% pure and unadulterated… GREED! You Americans… you should be ashamed of yourselves!
William Regal’s attention is caught by Fifi the dog, who is rolling round in what looks like a puddle of mud.
'English Elegance' William Regal: BLOODY ANIMAL! STOP THAT! STOP IT AT ONCE! YOU’RE BUGGERING UP MY BLOODY INTERVIEW!
On the other side of the screen, Dupree’s face becomes a little concerned.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Eez everything ok, William? What are you doing to my leettle Fifi?
'English Elegance' William Regal: Everything’s spiffing, Renee… absolutely bloody… spiffing. YOU STUPID LITTLE MUTT…
Regal has disappeared out of view of the camera, the camera eventually turns to see what is going on… We see William Regal standing there completely frozen. The dog has got out of the puddle and has shaken all the muddy water off itself… and all over William Regal’s brand new suit. Regal turns round…AND HE IS COVERED IN MUD! He wipes the filth from his faith… and he’s got the biggest scowl of disgust all over his face.
'English Elegance' William Regal: I AM GOING TO KILL THAT… THAT… BLOODY…
The camera switches back to the main screen and to renee Dupree is standing there laughing at the situation.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Hehehe… Jay-mee Noble. I feel so sorry for you… A deprived childhood… A deprived life… You ‘ave had eet bad… But things for you are about to get a lot worse.
Dupree smirks cockily.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: I am The World Champion… I am ze absolute best… there eez. And you… are going to go 1 on 1… with MOI. I defeated 29 men… I beat Kurt Angle… I lasted over 60 meenutes in a battle royal. SO… WHAT ZE HELL CAN YOU DO... TO BEAT ME?
Dupree’s face goes serious and he continues to talk.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: I look at you, Jay-mee… and I laugh. Hehehe… You are pathetique. You ‘ave no muscles… You are small. You are weak. And… you ‘ave ze brains of a 2-year old. Zat is the big difference between me and you… I have an education…And you my friend, don’t! Years of American deprival… You ‘ave been a victim of American greed your whole life. But you see, Jay-mee… I DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING. You will not get my sympathy… You will not get anything from me but THE BEATING YOU DESERVE. You were deprived for a reason… and that reason eez… YOU ARE AMERICAN!!!
Dupree grins cockily.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: I have a very seemple philiosophee in life… You see, zere are weenners… and zere are losers. LOOK AT ME, JAY-MEE! I am a weenner… I was born a weenner! You, my friend… YOU ARE A LOSER! You were born a loser… You have always been a loser. And come Desire, you will lose AGAIN!
Dupree laughs out loud at himself and he continues.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: You envy me, Jay-mee… You are jealous of MY LOOKS… MY TALENT… MY SUCCESS. I have made something of myself… I have achieved everytheeng I set out to achieve. I AM ZE CHAMPIONSHEEP WRESTLING FEDERATION… WORLD CHAMPION. And you, Jay-mee… just like you weell always be… YOU ARE NOTHING! So go back to your hole… and stay zere! BECAUSE… ZIS EEZ YOUR HOME… *mocking Noble* BOY! Hahaha…
Dupree stops laughing and sobers his face up to a mere cocky grin.
'The French Phenom' Renee Dupree: Zis has been the Anti-American News… and I am Renee Dupree. World Champion. Merci et bon nuit.
The scene fades to static… Renee Dupree, the new World Champion has sent his message loud and clear to Jamie Noble. Dupree is so cocky and arrogant that he doesn’t think Noble stands a chance at all. Can Dupree show why he is a true World Champion and defeat Jamie Noble? Or will there be a shocking upset? It’s Dupree vs Noble. It’s Desire. Tune in to it on Monday Night.
[ - Conquered -] -CWF- The Messiah, The Undertaker (x2), John Cena, AJ Styles, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Stevie Richards, CM Punk, Mordecai, John Bradshaw Layfield, Simon Diamond, The Rock, Sean O'Haire, Buff Bagwell, Tyson Tomko, Steve Austin, Jamie Noble, Edge, Randy Orton, Abyss, Batista, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, Kurt Angle (x2), Triple H, Val Venis, Charlie Haas, Jeff Hardy, Johnny Swinger