|| Roleplay #: 2 ||
|| Record: 01 - 00 - 00 (Career Record: 03 - 00 - 00) ||
|| Next Match: William Regal vs. The Undertaker ||
|| Regal Achievements:|| None Yet In CWF; WWF Recruit Of The Week (1x);
|| Learnt Some Manners: In CWF:
Messiah
; In WWF:The Big Show; Chris Benoit ||


William Regal left his mark on the CWF last week, after a convincing victory over The Messiah. The rookie didn’t have enough to compete with the ‘English Elegance’ and after being hit by the ‘power of the punch’, ‘The Goodwill Ambassador’ picked up the pinfall and victory number one in CWF. His time in America has so far been a great success, first in the WWF and then, in his debut match in the CWF but what next for the Englishman? Will he continue his run of good form? Will William Regal move onto bigger things? After a little spat over spilt oil, William Regal agreed to face The Undertaker at Insult To Injury. The Undertaker is The Deadman, The Phenom, The American Baddass… William Regal’s challenge has moved from rookie to legend and the task is set to be a lot more difficult. Did Regal pick a fight with the wrong opponent? People have messed with The Undertaker and they have paid the price… But what will William Regal’s price be? Will he be The Undertaker’s next victim? Or will he be able to overcome the legend of The Undertaker? At Insult to Injury, we will find out…


The scene opens inside a building, it is very dark and it smells of a cold, dark, dank smell… Out of the corner of the screen walk 2 people, 1 of them stumbles in and the other walks in more ceremoniously holding her stupidly long dress off the floor so that it doesn't get wet from the moist dew beneath her feet. Then, the gentleman at her side moves in front of her and into the light… we begin to see that it is William Regal and he's holding his nose. He turns to the Duchess and begins to speak to her…

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] My god, the stench in the bloody place is terrible… let's get out of here.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Why did you drag me here anyway? You know this kind of atmosphere is not good for my complexion.

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] My apologies Duchess but I thought this would be the kind of place The Undertaker might live… He's a dirty little sewer rat and I bet that blighter lives around here bloody somewhere.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] EWWW! Get me out of here AT ONCE William!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] As you wish your Highness! 

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] EWWW! Get me out of here AT ONCE William!

The 2 people turn backwards and head up the stairs, to get out of the filthy cesspit they just walked into. They get to the top of the stairs and walk into the light, there are trees, greenery everywhere but a definite smell of smoky, polluted air, even in this isolated area.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Ahh, fresh air at last William…

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] FRESH AIR?! FRESH AIR?! This isn't BLOODY FRESH AIR!

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] It's better than inhaling that foul stench in there…

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Yes but this is America! I haven't inhaled one decent breath of air since I came to this rotten hellhole. My god, I wish I could just get a plane home and escape this wretched country…

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] But what about your career?

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Well, that's the only reason I'm still here! If it wasn't for me being a bloody brilliant wrestler, I wouldn't have bothered staying here. And quite frankly, if I went I'd never come back… I couldn't possibly put myself through such horrific pain. The air is killing me… the people are driving me up the bloody wall… and the lack of respect and dignity of this whole country makes me feel sick to the stomach!

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] But you have to stay here… you could achieve such greatness, if only you can put up with this vile place for just a while longer!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Is it incomprehensible for you to see just how bad America is? It houses people that makes a habit of eating chilli dogs and then, talking with their mouths full. And then, the fat bastards walk around and wonder why their country has the highest obesity rate in the world!

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] I can't believe anyone would purposely talk with their mouths full!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] They're American ma'am, they do!

Regal moves round over to a bench on the other side of this glade they are standing in… but he turns back to The Duchess, just before he sits down, as something else has just crossed his mind.

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] And another thing American's do, they excrete wind out of their backsides and instead of apologising, they just laugh and make jokes about it.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] That's disgusting… if ever an Englishman passed wind, he would have to make a sincere apology!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] But what's worse is… there are Americans that even light their wind because they think it is slightly amusing.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] They do what William?

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] They set their wind on fire!

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] I don't understand this ridiculous concept!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] They get a match… place it by their… you know… bottom… they pass wind and then, a flame comes out

The Duchess falls backwards aghast at what William said, Regal has to grab her to stop her falling over in shock…

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] You cannot be serious! Such atrocities could never happen… not even in America!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ]  I'm afraid they do ma'am… these people are hideous and vulgar and that's why my hatred for this country grows daily.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] I don't blame you at all… my thoughts about America are souring all the time!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ]  Yes but whilst my hatred for this country grows… my despise of The Undertaker has now reached its peak. I can't wait to get my hands on that wrinkled-up toerag! And now, it's just a few hours until I show him the 'power of the punch'.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] You are going to be a gentleman?

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] A gentleman? Against The Undertaker? I will be as elegant as I can ma'am but I cannot guarantee I will not stoop to any measure to fell this monster! The Undertaker has no manners… no rules… and no heart! And I may have to be just as corrupt to defeat him… but in the end ma'am, it'll be just a means to an end. I shall still have achieved the same as I set out to by being a gentleman. I will have taught that scumbag some manners and it will be a lesson to all my future opponents and enemies in the CWF… that if you fail to behave in an appropriate manner, then you will be punished just as soon as you cross my path. The Queen would never tolerate the vulgarity and misbehaviour of The Undertaker and in the name of The Queen, I will defeat The Deadman and England will be victorious once more!

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] I don't like the idea of being ungentlemanly, it is the art of all Englishmen to fight fairly…

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Yes, when Englishmen fight together, they shall be gentlemen at all times… but when your opponent is prepared to be unsportsmanlike, then it is allowed to react accordingly.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] I suppose so William… but I don't want you to sink to his level.

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Of course not, I will be an upstanding citizen at all times. 

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Quite frankly William, I'd rather you beat that Undertaker…

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] And so I will… he besmirched the floor I walked across… he insulted me… he swore at me… he disrespected me and now, The Undertaker will learn to regret his arrogance. An era is about to come to an end ma'am… The Decade Of Destruction is about to be terminated. And how fitting that The American Baddass' career is ending by someone as refined and well-spoken as me.

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] It is duly fitting that an Englishman defeats the legend of the most infamous American wrestler of all time!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] And Undertaker, you will make me famous… but for all the wrong reasons. I will be known as the man that defeated your legend… the man that took out the big dog in own yard. And you will regret every bloody word you said to me last week, even if I have to beat it out of you!

William Regal then takes a seat on the bench and he jumps up in horror, he sat on some bird crap and now, he has it all over his rear. 

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Those bloody beats, why don't they watch where they bloody poop… that's a public seat for Christ sakes!

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Crikey! That's a large stain!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Help me clean it off…

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Stand still William… you're dancing round like a peacock.

The Duchess pulls out a tissue and wipes it unceremoniously off the bottom of William Regal. Regal's face has gone bright red…

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Don't look so embarrassed!

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] I swear this bloody country is deliberately trying to embarrass me… but there will be no embarrassments at Insult2Injury! The Undertaker thinks I'm the underdog… I am undefeated and my record shall continue. I have made no mistakes thus far… and I don't believe I will be making any. But the Undertaker made a mistake by agreeing to face me at Insult2Injury… and now, he will learn his last lesson in his career… that good will prevails over all men! 

[ ' The Duchess ' Of Queensbury ] Talking about good will, are you taking me to that wonderful restaurant for lunch?

[ ' English Elegance ' William Regal ] Indeed I am, they have the most exquisite wine…

The scene fades to static, as The Duchess and William regal head off for lunch… but will good will prevail as William regal promised? The Undertaker has vowed that Insult2Injury will be Regal's funeral… and that he will bleed profusely! But is The Undertaker all mouth? Can he no longer back it up? Is The Undertaker's legend still continuing… or will The English Elegance be victorious once again and continue his winning streak? Tune into Insult2Injury to find out!