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Strange Noises All guitarist get sick of playing normal songs every once in a while. Playing fast, sounding good, and looking really spiffy is fun…but sometimes it’s just boring. That’s why today I will show you some really …well dumb shit you can do on your guitar. But one thing I promise you is – you won’t hear this on a radio. Here is a list of things that will be used
Lets Begin! Tremolo (FX) Rape
This is the FX I’m talking about…not your whammy bar. If you have an FX processor, activate your tremolo setting and set the speed relatively fast. I was screwing around one day and I realized that this FX can be wicked cool…but it takes some time to get used to. If you time your picking to the EXACT same time the sound swells in, you will create a Violin like sound. The objective is to pick the note 1 MILLISECOND before it swells in so you do not hear the pick striking the strings. Check it out… Aeolian
Scale w/Tremolo FX -9--10--7--9------7----------------------------| --------------10-----8--10---7--8-----7--------| -----------------------------------9----7-9-6-7| -----------------------------------------------| -----------------------------------------------| -----------------------------------------------| -----------------------------7--9--10-/-12-| -------------------7--8--10----------------| ----------6--7--9--------------------------| -6--7--9-----------------------------------| -------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------| CLICK HERE FOR AUDIO REFERENCE (Right click + Save target as) ANOTHER AUDIO REFERENCE (W/OUT TREM FX) Vibrator This is fuckin hilarious… ok, get a vibrator (or something that vibrates…but wouldn’t that be considered a fuckin vibrator anyways?) and put on distortion…then activate the vibrator over your bridge pickup (the one closest to the bottom on your guitar) How fuckin cool is that? CLICK HERE FOR AUDIO REFERENCE (Right click + Save target as) Whammy Bar
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Back when shred was popular, guitarist started experimenting with this phenomenon known as the “Tremolo system” It’s really called a Whammy bar, but those pussy eaters like to call it ^^^.. Anyways, I have learned how to make horse noises and other weird shit by listening to the greatest shredders in the world (particularly Satriani & Vai). The following tab will start with the following:
Well…you should know what harmonics are by now .. but for those who aren’t familiar with this style of …noise.. ill explain quickly…But for a in depth explanation just search the web. A harmonic is created by putting your finger over the fret (do NOT press your finger down on the fret) and hitting the string your picking hand. For example, a Harmonic on the 12th fret would be putting your finger over the 12th fret BAND (the gold thingy! Eh? Eh?) and striking the note with your picking hand. Ok, enough of that… here we go. * *= Harmonic ---------------------------| |
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---------------------------| -0-Depress Whammy
Bar------| ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- -*7*-Depress
Bar/Hammer on to-12(the FRET BAND ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- Strike note with whammy bar depressed FIRST, then releaseit and bring it back down -----------| -----------| -*14*------| -----------| -----------| -----------| Slightly tap
whammy bar each time you hit a note ------------------------------------| -12--13--15--13--12--13--12---------| ------------------------------14—12-| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| CLICK HERE FOR AUDIO REFERENCE (Right click + Save target as) PEPSI CANWe’ve all done this before…well maybe not. Anyways, take a metal object, such as a pepsi can, and place it over your pickups and start playing. You will get Bird chirps, robot thingy…er…yea. CLICK HERE FOR AUDIO REFERENCE Right click + Save target as Guitar can easily be classified as the most amusing instruments around, so have fun with it =p Later -Joe R |