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BEFORE LISTENING

TO AUDIO SAMPLES

TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN…SOME OF THEM ARE LOUD!

 

Strange Noises

 

All guitarist get sick of playing normal songs every once in a while.  Playing fast, sounding good, and looking really spiffy is fun…but sometimes it’s just boring.  That’s why today I will show you some really …well dumb shit you can do on your guitar.  But one thing I promise you is – you won’t  hear this on a radio.

 

Here is a list of things that will be used

 

  • Effects Processor (actually I only use distortion / Tremolo for this page)

 

  • Vibrator (or something that vibrates…If your desperate a PS2 controller could work…I got some Manicure shit thing that sounds awesome =p )

 

  • A guitar (derr?) One equipped with a Whammy Bar (the stick thing, tremolo, etc.)

 

  • A pepsi can or any metal thing (a slide if you have one)

 

 

Lets Begin!

 

Tremolo (FX) Rape

 

This is the FX I’m talking about…not your whammy bar.  If you have an FX processor, activate your tremolo setting and set the speed relatively fast.  I was screwing around one day and I realized that this FX can be wicked cool…but it takes some time to get used to.  If you time your picking to the EXACT same time the sound swells in, you will create a Violin like sound. The objective is to pick the note 1 MILLISECOND before it swells in so you do not hear the pick striking the strings.  Check it out…

 

Aeolian Scale w/Tremolo FX

-9--10--7--9------7----------------------------|

--------------10-----8--10---7--8-----7--------|

-----------------------------------9----7-9-6-7|

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-----------------------------7--9--10-/-12-|

-------------------7--8--10----------------|

----------6--7--9--------------------------|

-6--7--9-----------------------------------|

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ANOTHER AUDIO REFERENCE (W/OUT TREM FX)

 

Vibrator

 

This is fuckin hilarious… ok, get a vibrator (or something that vibrates…but wouldn’t that be considered a fuckin vibrator anyways?) and put on distortion…then activate the vibrator over your bridge pickup (the one closest to the bottom on your guitar) How fuckin cool is that?

 

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Whammy Bar fun

 

Back when shred was popular, guitarist started experimenting with this phenomenon known as the “Tremolo system”  It’s really called a Whammy bar, but those pussy eaters like to call it ^^^.. Anyways,  I have learned how to make horse noises and other weird shit by listening to the greatest shredders in the world (particularly Satriani & Vai).  The following tab will start with the following:

 

  • Bomb Dive

 

  • Harmonic thing

 

  • A Horse being raped

 

  • Simple Dip

 

 

Well…you should know what harmonics are by now .. but for those who aren’t familiar with this style of …noise.. ill explain quickly…But for a in depth explanation just search the web.

 

A harmonic is created by putting your finger over the fret (do NOT press your finger down on the fret) and hitting the string your picking hand.  For example, a Harmonic on the 12th fret would be putting your finger over the 12th fret BAND (the gold thingy! Eh? Eh?) and striking the note with your picking hand.  Ok, enough of that… here we go.

 

* *= Harmonic

 

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-0-Depress Whammy Bar------|

 

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-*7*-Depress Bar/Hammer on to-12(the FRET BAND

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Strike note with whammy bar depressed FIRST, then releaseit and bring it back down

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-*14*------|

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Slightly tap whammy bar each time you hit a note

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-12--13--15--13--12--13--12---------|

------------------------------14—12-|

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PEPSI CAN

We’ve all done this before…well maybe not.  Anyways, take a metal object, such as a pepsi can, and place it over your pickups and start playing.  You will get Bird chirps, robot thingy…er…yea.

 

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Guitar can easily be classified as the most amusing instruments around, so have fun with it =p

 

Later

 

-Joe R

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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