• Ordering pipes off the internet. Never comes in.
• Throwing Mark down the stairs. Getting paid 1 dollar to do it.
• Shocking random people with Steven's shock plug
• Pushing Mark in the bushes...cut his leg up a bit.
• Does this cat belong in the Cheesehouse? Yea, I think so.
• Toothpaste wars. Kyle Taylor's got blue toothpaste in his hair.
• Soap from soap dispenser smells wierld? Mix of groovy grape, urine, and soap.
• Kyle vs. the Afro Black Kid
• Mark's got a cardboard shield in his locker
• Can I talk to Mark for a minute? Is it an emergency? Yes.
• Sunless tanning spray
• Gambling during class
• Crossgates Directories everywhere!
• Putting a rotten apple on Mrs. Mullin's desk.
• "I like your shirt Mrs. Mullins, it brings out your eyes"
• Laser pointer during class. Who's got the laser?
• Get Kyle Fat Fund.
• Slushie, Deer piss (that shit smells), and gum in Mark's locker. (Locker is destroyed)
• Wrestling for money @ Ski-Club
• Sleeping Pills...valium, pms, and sleeping aids.
• Not eating for four days.
• Slamming the hand soap so it shoots out and hits people. (Usually Mark)
• Slushie in my hair, Roy licks it off
• "BF!" (BeFriend, Best Friend, BoyFriend)
• Mark enjoying it when Kyle humps his leg. Asks for more.
• The Nazi errr....
• Steven's hair. "hour and a half each morning" Why?
• Will's reading during biology...
• Ms. Mullins writes you up if you choke, cough, or sneeze.
• Ms. Foland's spore colony/sunken colony
• Dillan's wearing a thong again...
• "I start fires" "Can I borrow some fire" "Only a little bit on the weekends"
• "Aint no thang but a chicken wang"
• I'm playing Counter-Strike in my head. Morning CS sessions. Damn Hax0rs...
• Kecia's got flys in her hair.
• Mark bfs his obese cat
• My "special" ear. What's with the bloody noses everyday? I may be having my period.
• Brandon H. your the dumbest sped there is. How old are you? Your 18 and your in 10th grade? Good job.

• Stealing from Mrs. Meers' fundraiser candy
• Mr. Jay smells smoke....and gas? Who flooded the earth science room using the eye wash station?
• Who's dad is a professional gay...?
• I've got my family in my pants! My dad's mowing the lawn.
• Paper pants
• Mrs. Meers slapping 100s on everything.
• Diablo 2 talk
• Ms. Balliet tells us about her Triple Nipples.
• Speds

• Ms. Balliet and the foreign exchange student. How is she still teaching?
• "I'm gonna blow up the school!" Bomb Threat...and Ms. Balliet doesn't care. Cops escorting and searching my house. That sucked...
• Go-Gurt!

• Home-Ec Book: How to save money on Thanksgiving.
• Fundraiser Candy: If I didn't see you take any then I didn't care.
• Baking in Home-Ec: How did crisco get in Mark's jacket?

• Nicknames: Breadie, Hemp, and Slag
• Kyle's Drum in the ceiling
• Naked Barbie
• "Breadie" - a slice of bread with frosting and sprinkles on top. 30 cents @ Wal-Mart
• Mr. Usher - Science Rocket project: Bringing in a rocket engine 3 times as powerful as the ones he gave us. Lost that rocket! Kyle taped the end of his rocket shut...who needs a parachute?
• Putting baby powder on the floor and slipping.
• My homeroom changed from Mr. Usher to Mrs. Scheigard
• Mark kisses Kyle Moody. We knew he was gay from then on.
• Cookie Crisp in Reinharts desk.
• Note passing in Mr. Reinharts class
• Pokemon "Gotta catch 'em all"
• Pogs, Giga-Pets, and Yo-Yos!
• Little Timmy (the ladybug)

That's all I can think of...plus new stuff happens everyday...more to come.