This is the spot to find out what the hell our names mean and why they are so gay. For those of you that don't know, a handle is someone's video game name, it might also be referred to as someone's "tag".

   
      Handle: Stalker
      Reason: It's his last name... I know, aren't you jealous?

      Handle: Caliber, Daredevil, anything to do with comics.
      Reason: An aspiring por-wrestler with the name UW Caliber. Te others are because he loves comic books.

  
      Handle: Wilky Wilks, The Big BA
      Reason: Wilky Wilks, because his last name is Wilkins and he tried to make it sound cooler. The Big BA, because he's big and is Broken Aaron because he broke his leg.

    
      Handle: Rachel
      Reason: Her name is Rachel and she is cool shit so she doesn't need anything fnacy.

    
      Handle: Jumbo Williams
      Reason: Last name Williams and let's just say he was a lineman for 6 or so years.

 
      Handle: MJ
      Reason:  His name is MJ and like Rachel, he just kicks ass.

      Handle: Wids
      Reason: Last name Widmer and we are too lazy to pronounce 2 syllables.

 
      Handle: Lajjy, Toilet Face.
      Reason: Lajjy are her initials and Toilet Face because just about everyone pisses on her face. (not literally)

 
      Handle: Amanda
      Reason: Stalker couldn't think of anything creative for his girlfriend.

      Handle: Nick
      Reason: Squirrel Master's real name.

 
       Handle: Bartender, Oarsman.
       Reason: The best under-aged bartender around as well as one of the best rowers in Massachusetts.

      Handle: Pitts
       Reason: It's his last name and he'll kill you if you don't like it. Don't mess with him, he's going in the Army.