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Bush Debates Tree

Bush Debates Tree

Tree: I Challenge you to a debate Bush!

Bush: (Shit I Suck At Improvisation but he’s just a 3rd world tree anyway) I Accept

Tree: Right Now!

Bush: (aw crap now I’m in real deep) Fine (god damn it!)

Tree: You Can Start

Bush: What should I say?

Bush Adviser: Give a list of demands (At least he can do that)

Bush: like what?

Bush Adviser: (O my God do I have to do everything) hears a list I wrote (Dumb Fuck)

Tree: …………….

Bush: Right!

Bush: I demand that you fall down from your hill

Tree: So you want me to fall down just like that?

Bush: Yes

Tree: That’s unreasonable isn’t it ….

Bush: No

Tree: Yes it is

Bush: no its not

Tree: Yes it is!

Bush: no its not!

Tree: Yes it is!!

Bush: no its not!!

Tree: This is so childish….

Bush: no its not!!!

Tree: I refuse to Fall down

Bush: no its not!!!

Tree: Are you ok?

Bush: no its not!!!

Bush adviser: Mr. bush we are past that topic…

Bush: no its not!!!!!!!

Bush adviser: Mr. Bush!

Bush: o sorry ……

Tree: like I said I will not fall down for you

Bush: no its…. Noooot an option

Tree: Are you threatening me? (What a doosh face)

Bush: Maybe…… (Can I do that?)

Bush: Can I do that?

Bush adviser: (unfortunately) Yes you can

Bush: Why wasn’t I informed!

Bush adviser: (we don’t want dip shit presidents going to war) I don’t know sir

Tree: umm could we talk some more please

Bush: Aye we can

Tree: Aye?

Bush: If you don’t fall down I will have you chopped down!

Tree: Aye?

Bush: What’s wrong with aye?

Tree: Nothing if you’re a pirate

Bush: (I always wanted to be a pirate sailing the seven seas and getting all that booty from the male wenches) ……….

Bush: You have 3 days to fall down

Tree: Why don’t you ask the un?

Bush: (United Narcotics How did he know I…..)

Bush Adviser: The united Nation’s Sir

Bush: o

Bush: Screw them if you don’t give in then your dead

Tree: Bring it you wining little chode choking bitch

Bush: (I only chocked on a chode once) You Evil Tree you are going down!

Bush did win that war

Actually his solders did

Bush did nothing except smoked cigars and watched CNN

So For All You Brave

Solders Out There

Thanks

And Bush ….Go take root

-Mike Kordiak