Tree: I Challenge you to a debate Bush!
Bush: (Shit I Suck At Improvisation but he’s just a 3rd world tree anyway) I Accept
Tree: Right Now!
Bush: (aw crap now I’m in real deep) Fine (god damn it!)
Tree: You Can Start
Bush: What should I say?
Bush Adviser: Give a list of demands (At least he can do that)
Bush: like what?
Bush Adviser: (O my God do I have to do everything) hears a list I wrote (Dumb Fuck)
Tree: …………….
Bush: Right!
Bush: I demand that you fall down from your hill
Tree: So you want me to fall down just like that?
Bush: Yes
Tree: That’s unreasonable isn’t it ….
Bush: No
Tree: Yes it is
Bush: no its not
Tree: Yes it is!
Bush: no its not!
Tree: Yes it is!!
Bush: no its not!!
Tree: This is so childish….
Bush: no its not!!!
Tree: I refuse to Fall down
Bush: no its not!!!
Tree: Are you ok?
Bush: no its not!!!
Bush adviser: Mr. bush we are past that topic…
Bush: no its not!!!!!!!
Bush adviser: Mr. Bush!
Bush: o sorry ……
Tree: like I said I will not fall down for you
Bush: no its…. Noooot an option
Tree: Are you threatening me? (What a doosh face)
Bush: Maybe…… (Can I do that?)
Bush: Can I do that?
Bush adviser: (unfortunately) Yes you can
Bush: Why wasn’t I informed!
Bush adviser: (we don’t want dip shit presidents going to war) I don’t know sir
Tree: umm could we talk some more please
Bush: Aye we can
Tree: Aye?
Bush: If you don’t fall down I will have you chopped down!
Tree: Aye?
Bush: What’s wrong with aye?
Tree: Nothing if you’re a pirate
Bush: (I always wanted to be a pirate sailing the seven seas and getting all that booty from the male wenches) ……….
Bush: You have 3 days to fall down
Tree: Why don’t you ask the un?
Bush: (United Narcotics How did he know I…..)
Bush Adviser: The united Nation’s Sir
Bush: o
Bush: Screw them if you don’t give in then your dead
Tree: Bring it you wining little chode choking bitch
Bush: (I only chocked on a chode once) You Evil Tree you are going down!
Bush did win that war
Actually his solders did
Bush did nothing except smoked cigars and watched CNN
So For All You Brave
Solders Out There
Thanks
And Bush ….Go take root
-Mike Kordiak