-=The EWF house show video plays,consisting of former and current great superstars such as Camera Man,Sandman,Gravy,Eclipso,Twister,The Rock,Captain Dawg and ends with a picture of Tyler=-

**The show starts and you see Tyler in his office with Gravy at another desk.Both are doing EWF paperwork**

Tyler:Twister vs Eclipso,what a match.

**A slim brunette walks into the office wearing a headset and holding a clipboard**

Female:Tyler.

**Gravy sighs,puts his pencil down,pushes his chair back and gets up.He walks over to the female and grabs her arm**

Gravy:Tyler is busy.So am I.Knock next time.

**Gravy pushes the female outside and the camera view changes from inside the office to outside.The female looks fustrated and than turns to the door with a mischivous smile**

Female:Fine,I was just trying to be nice.I won't tell you who is on his or her way to the arena to call both of your stuck up asses out!

**The female walks off out of view as the door swings open and Tyler steps out looking around**

Tyler:Call me out?!Call me out?!Nobody has the b@!!$ to call me out!!I own this company you twit!

**Tyler turns in disgust,walks into his office and knocks the moniter off his desk.The camera switches over to the parking lot,where a Lincoln Continental with tinted windows arrives**

JR:Who is in the limo!?

King:It could be the person that is going to call out Tyler and Gravy!

JR:Could be.

**The door on the passenger's side swings open and Dani steps out**

King:Its Dani!JR its Dani!

JR:Oh my god!King,I am going to bet that her husband isn't far!You know what that means!

King:Hey Gravy....HES BACK!!

**The drivers side door swings open and The Rock steps out of the limo.He shuts his door and walks over to his wife**

Rock:Ready,baby?

**Dani gives a babyish nod and holds The Rock's hand as they walk into the arena**

King:Oh my god!Tyler and Gravy have no idea!

**The camera man follows The Rock has he and his wife (Dani) walk hand and hand towards The Rock's locker room**

Rock:Alright,lets find the locker room.I've got a few things to do and than we can start our evening.

**An evil grin comes on The Rock's face as the crowd goes crazy.The Rock asks a backstage worker and they are both directed towards The Rock's locker room.The Rock throws his bags into the locker room and Dani sits on the couch.The Rock looks around and than the Rock starts jogging in place**

Dani:Getting into character?

**The Rock smiles at Dani and than leaves the locker room.Dani switches on the television to watch The Rock's in ring promo**

JR:King!The Rock is next!

King:Warn Tyler!!!

-=The show goes to a break=-

FREDDY VS JASON
BURGER KING
MNM PREVIEW

-=IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .. WHAT THE ROCK .. IS COOKING!!=-

**The Rock's theme music hits as the fans go crazy.The Rock steps onto the stage and stands still taking in the emotion from the crowd.He slowly saunters down the isle to a standing ovation**

JR:The Rock has finally come back!

King:The electricity running from the crowd is unreal!

JR:The Rock,as of the last week,has been on an emotional rollercoaster,he got word a week ago that his father came down with a life threatening sickness,he has been in Miame for the last week..

King:Yeah,Rock has been sitting at home with his father,and we here at the EWF want to wish The Rock's father,legendary hall of famer,Rocky Johnson,a speedy recovery.

**The Rock stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around as the fans continue to cheer.He sighs and climbs into the ring through the middle rope**

JR:Thats a first.Rock skipping his traditional turnbuckle taunt!

**The Rock walks over to the side of the ring where Lilian Garcia is standing and reaches his hand out.He takes the mic from her and she mouths some words to her and he mouthes some words back.He walks to the center of the ring and looks around as the music cuts**

Rock:The Rock wants to come out here and say something,very important.The Rock wants to come out here and say something to you people.The Rock wants to come out here and say something that he has been thinking about alllll day long!

King:Hes going to quit!!

JR:Come on Rock....don't leave EWF!

King:The Rock is going to turn his back!Again!

Rock:First,I would really like to appologize to Gravy and Tyler.

JR:Oh man.I really can't believe this is happening.

Rock:Now,on to what I have to say to you people.The Rock's people.The people that have supported me for all of these years.

JR:I can't believe this.

Rock:FINALLY!!!!!!!!THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.....TO PHILIDELPHIA!!!!!!!!

**The crowd bursts into cheers and the roof of the arena nearly blows off**

Rock:Tyler and Gravy....The Rock is sorry to tell you to Roody Poo Jabronis that the most ELECTRIFYING MAN in SPORTS and in ENTERTAINMENT is back!!!

JR:The Rock isn't going anywhere!The Rock is in the EWF to stay!He is here to whoop some ass!!

King:Okay JR.Calm down!

Rock:So lets get this show started!!!Why don't you two goofy son of a bitches come on down to the ring!!

**The EWF Anthem plays**

JR:Uh oh,here comes Tyler and Gravy!

King:You want it....You got it!

**Two nerds with freckles on their faces walk down the isle.One nerd holding fake money in his hand,dressed in the same type of clothes that Tyler wears and the other nerd looking like the special ed kid from Prank Yankers**

Rock:Come on down Tyler and Gravy....don't be afraid of The Rock.

**The Rock goes over and holds the ropes down for the two guys.The first nerd posing as Tyler climbs into the ring and trips face first.The other nerd posing as Gravy walks to the other side of the ring,trys to climb in over the bottom rope and gets all tangled up.The nerd posing as Tyler goes and helps out his friend and they hug**

Rock:Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa!What in the blue hell are you doing?!

**The fans go crazy**

Rock:The day Gravy became your secratary,the title of secratary took on a whole new meaning!

**The nerds pretend to get pissed off and the crowd laughs**

King:What the hell is that supposed to mean?

JR:HAHAHAH,use your imagination,King.

King:He can't say that!

Rock:So,Tyler,how have you been?

**Rock holds the mic to the nerds mouth**

Tyler Nerd:MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Rock takes the mic away and looks at the crowd as if he couldn't believe how stupid the nerd was**

Rock:Alright...I guess thats an answer.How about you Gravy?

**The Rock holds the mic to the second nerds mouth**

Gravy Nerd:Duh....ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!YAY!!!!!I WANT TO GO TO CHUCKY CHEESE!!!

JR:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Oh my god!!

Get security!We have impersonators!

**The Rock laughs and holds the mic to his lips**

Rock:The fact of the matter is...you are both the goofiest son of a bitches walking gods green earth!

**The Rock grabs them both by the hair and slams their heads together.The nerd posing as Gravy falls out of the ring as the nerd posing as Tyler stumbles around the ring**

JR:Oh man!You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out whats in Tyler's future!

King:Come on JR!That isn't Tyler!Thats a highschool graduating geek!

**The Rock gives the nerd posing as Tyler the Rock Bottom and kicks him out of the ring as EWF Anthem plays**

JR:Now what?!

**Tyler and Gravy walk out onto the stage**

Tyler:Thats funny!Thats really funny!You come back here,showing up after you go home to help your poor sick daddy and you bring in some retards,making a fool out of me!

**The Rock laughs**

Rock:No,Tyler,Gravy,The Rock didn't do that to make a fool out of you.That was a compliment.If I wanted to make a fool out of you two,I would tell you that you two look like a big @#$% with ears,standing ontop of that stage with your fairy costumes on.The Rock says this.If you got an itch for the Rock,than go ahead and scratch it.Instead of doing your usual musical number...DON'T SING IT...BRING IT!BITCH!!!

**The crowd goes crazy as Gravy stomps his feet on stage throwing a fit**

Rock:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

**The crowd goes crazy as The Rock motions to Gravy like a baby crying**

**Gravy and Tyler start to walk down the isle as The Rock laughs**

Rock:Hey Tyler.A few weeks ago,you came to The Rock.You said you know some WWE superstars.You said that you would like me to bring you some new superstars to the EWF!

**Tyler and Gravy stop and Tyler looks confused**

-=ARE YOU READY!?!?!=-

JR:NO WAY!!!NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!

**DX's music plays as Shawn Michaels and Triple H walk onto the stage wearing DX shirts.The Rock takes off his "JUST BRING IT" shirt to reveal a DX shirt**

Rock:The Rock wants you two Jabroni's to meet a couple of friends of mine!

**Tyler and Gravy stand back to back,Gravy looking at Triple H and HBK,and Tyler looking at The Rock...staring down the future of EWF!!**