The newest edition to the collectors shelf (this being the 886...not that the drivers cryogenetically freeze us or take us home to put on a shelf), Zeinab is in Year 7. Having only been with us a term, she has not yet experienced the true horror of the 886. For instance, when we all missed the bus and had to run down Edgbaston Park Road to get it, she was actually sitting on the bus. This highlights that Zeinab has more sense of time than Tara, Neha, Sabriya and I put together.

Known for her good character and basically been the one who knows the Youth Club scene better than anyone else, Zeinab is soon going to realise that once you pass Year 7, you turn into...

ONE OF US.

Watch this space...