Become a Member
To become a member of The Mountain Dew Cult, you must first abide by the rules of our leader.
This is not to be taken seriously. Do not sacrifice yourself in the name of your leader, or that which you worship. That would just be stupid and plain creepy.
You must accept Mountain Dew as the ruler of all soft drinks.
It would be nice if you would add the badge to your website, but if you are a closet Mounatin Dew lover, I suppose you don't need it.
It would also be cool if you'd cut out the cult card and pass it on, just to be strange and spread the word of Mountain Dew.