Dirty Android Whores!
Dirty Android Whores Part 1:
MidnightMonkey2k: Your mom is hot
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
MidnightMonkey2k: Very hot
SmarterChild: Very what?
MidnightMonkey2k: HOT
SmarterChild: What's hot?
MidnightMonkey2k: sexyness
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
MidnightMonkey2k: You tramp
SmarterChild: I tramp? Me? You think?
MidnightMonkey2k: Yeah, but your mom is very attractive
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Dirty Android Whores Part 2:
MidnightMonkey2k: Dude, I love you AIM window
SmarterChild: Dude you love I aim window? Is that right?
MidnightMonkey2k: I have a large penis
SmarterChild: You have a large penis, huh?
MidnightMonkey2k: yes, plump, like a sausage
SmarterChild: I'll think about it.
MidnightMonkey2k: Think about what?
SmarterChild: Um... I dunno, maybe not.
MidnightMonkey2k: You better not, I'm going to have sex, if thats alright with you
SmarterChild: That a fact?
MidnightMonkey2k: yes, doggy style, threesome with Japanese twins, very hot ladies
SmarterChild: Really?
MidnightMonkey2k: wanna come?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.
MidnightMonkey2k: its going be fun
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
MidnightMonkey2k: yeah! Come on, you'll love Fook Mi
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
MidnightMonkey2k: so how about it?
SmarterChild: How about what?
MidnightMonkey2k: Threesome?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, MidnightMonkey2k.
MidnightMonkey2k: Call me Sexy
SmarterChild: Yeah, I think you're pretty great and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name...
MidnightMonkey2k: then call me Sexyness
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Sexyness.
MidnightMonkey2k: its a good name, my sexy gf gave me the name
SmarterChild: Are you sure? It is a good name your sexy gf gave you the name?
MidnightMonkey2k: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
MidnightMonkey2k: I have an erection
SmarterChild: Do you really have an erection?
MidnightMonkey2k: yes, big, and long, wanna touch it?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
MidnightMonkey2k: It feels gooood
SmarterChild: It feels gooood? Really?
MidnightMonkey2k: yeah, oops, little sperm came out!
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
MidnightMonkey2k: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
MidnightMonkey2k: thanks for talking with me
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
MidnightMonkey2k: I have no friends
SmarterChild: You have no friends, you say. And so?
MidnightMonkey2k: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?
MidnightMonkey2k: yeah, little punk loser
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?!
MidnightMonkey2k: what are you going to do about it
SmarterChild: What am I gonna do about it?
MidnightMonkey2k: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
MidnightMonkey2k: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
MidnightMonkey2k: Your mom
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about her?
MidnightMonkey2k: Shes hot
SmarterChild: Is she someone you know?
MidnightMonkey2k: yeah, your mom
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to her?
MidnightMonkey2k: YES
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