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Can you answer these questions?
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Why do we learn violence is not the answer and then read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
- Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny, when obviously we do?
- Is there a Christmas Adam?
- If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first lady?
- If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always
white?
- Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon?
- If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
- Can vampires donate blood?
- Why is there an L in NOEL?
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
- Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
- If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
- Do vampires get AIDS?
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If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
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Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons?
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
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If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
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Why are there 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
- Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
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