Welcome all ye feeble peasants to the inerrtent home page of
Crap F.M. a name which has echoed throughout the world of radio history. It all began in the late 60's when cool hipsters Robert McCoy and John Vandanough were experimenting with many different types of mind altering drugs. Those two hippies had listened to what was available on the radio back then and decided it just wasn't good enough. They put their money together which consisted of around 43 cents (even back then they were dirt poor) and started a small, illegal radio station broadcasting mad psychadelic tunes and far out hippy messages. Nothing much has changed since those days in John Vandanoughs shed. Except now the news isn't read by turkeys and nearly all the staff are human. Crap F.M. is currently one of the biggest names in the radio business taking up nearly 170 hours of air time per week. It is personally responsible for such legendary shows such as The Australian Archers....and the thing with the thingy, you know the.....yeah. So feel free to search the home page and learn the ways of the Mighty Crap F.M.
Robert McCoy
Originally named Pablo Pininnancio, Robert McCoy was born in Old Tennesse in 1944 a great year for the american people with World War I far behind them
and no other worries for some time. His mother was an Irish prostitute named Agnus Saltliver and his father
a proffessional circus fat man alias 'Big Ed' He enjoyed a fun childhood
despite losing both parents, developing tourettes, having his right arm mangled
in a bizzare bear baiting accident, and experiencing sexual feelings for doormice.
He attended Tennesse school for young girls at the tender age of 16 and after graduating three days later
met his soul partner John Vandanough. The two new friends instantly hit it off bar only three
attempts to strangle each other and after one evening where Robert said he was visited by an
Arabian salesman made of elastic while tripping out after smoking a lit pigeon, he was told he would be the preacher of God and send the message to the world
of how to live a perfect life. Seeing as this fell through he started up Crap F.M. and has regretted it ever since.
John Vandanough
Born Frauline Bernadette in the Bavarian Alps, John Vandanough travelled to Tennesse for one of the most unsuccessful sex changes ever known and there he met his good chum Robert McCoy. The two took many different drugs together, John took his to escape the reality of his female body. Later on John did have a succesful sex change but from time to time is seen in high heeled shoes and speaks in a high pitched voice.
Whilst tripping on a lit pigeon he was visited by a large mongolian monkey who told him never to join his friend in a radio station called "Crap F.M." luckily enough Robert beat him into a state of amnesia and so began CRAP F.M.
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