You Damn Bible Thumpers
Ok. Is it just me, or are these fuckers really annoying. Those damn people that come to your house in the morning, that awake you from your peaceful sleep, you go to the door and what do you see. Some fuck nut in a suit and tie. And automatically you know who it is. They drive those fucking tanks (Buicks), and you smell their cheap Dollar Store special cologne/perfume. I think I'm gonna invent a door that sense's "god's people", so when they knock....a bullet comes out the peep hole and shatters their fucking skull. Maybe im just a asshole..wait I am. I DONT WANNA BE FUCKING WOKE UP AT 7:30 IN THE MORNING TO BE PREACHED TOO. You gonna wake me up that early, their better be some body parts flying or some self-mutation for me laugh at.

Christians...hmm.You live your life by a book. Following 10 rules. And if you break those rules, your "banished" to eternity of torture. I thought a God was supposed to be good to his people? I see all this as a scare tactic. I will not be associated with the Christian religion. The only reason Christianity is here today, is because they persecuted millions in the early centuries. If you thought different then the Christian religion, you were considered "evil" and/or worshipped "Satan" and then you were brutally killed. A religion built on death, and the torture of people. Nope, I won't be associated with this so-called religion.
Nope. I'm not a Satanist, I dont believe in Christianity, which means, Satan doesn't apply to me. Kinda bad when you cant trust your kids around a preacher dont you think. REMEMBER! GOD LOVES YOU!

Bible-$10-20
Donation to the church- $1 or more
Finally realizing your faith was built on killing millions, and fearing your child's virginity around your preacher- Priceless