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Soaps & Shampoo's
Strawberry Paradise, Luscious Lemon, Autumn
Sunshine. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! Why can't I find a fucking shampoo that
doesn't smells like something a women would wear while on her period. The
Shampoo industry is obviously Sexist. I just got out of the damn shower, and my
hair smells like some damn Tangerine bullshit. What happened to good ol' stinky
shampoo? Regular fragrance shit. You don't hear guy's asking another guy, "Wow
Jimmy, is that Tropical Heaven you used on your hair?" I mean come on, the shit
makes me hungry. Maybe that's it. The Shampoo industry and major food company's
have combined forces. While shampooing your hair, you start thinking of eating
strawberries and oranges. Its a Conspiracy.
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