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Reality Tv
When I'm watching tv, every 10 minutes I see a
commercial for another Reality tv show. Ever wonder why American's are so fat?
This is half the reason. People sit on their couch, watching some slut fuck
around with 10 different guys, whining and crying, stuffing their face with
food. Here is a list I've compiled of Reality tv shows.
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For love or money-This
one exposes that some girls are just money grubbing whores.
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Who wants to marry my
dad?- This one is about some old
fuck who can't get a women on his own and has to get his kids to help him
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American Idol-
The people can sing. But, what about all those true musicians who started out
in a garage, having little or no money, and climbing to the top on their on
sweat and blood.
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Iron Chef-
Blah. What dumb ass idea. A restaurant being filmed. Just fucking stupid.
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Paradise Island-
Couples test their relationship by going through dumb test. If you have to go
on a show to do this....you shouldn't fucking be together
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