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Lukes Lame Lines
Luke is someone I know. He's pretty cool, but his
lines arent.
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: so mel,
how they hanging?
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: we can have a dog and white picket fence like in
the movies
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: she left me
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: what time we gonna bring clumpy into the world
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: cause im ready anytime
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: ur great to in ur own wild kinky way
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: i got something u CAN hold though
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: u wouldn't let go
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: u like to grab fences baby?
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: i'd put u in the fence
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: wanna share bodily fluids
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: ooooo score with the babe!
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!` man of many talents dont underestimate
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: yes'm i can hack it u just gotta pop'em out and
stay alive
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: mel go wait in the bed bring ur cuffs i dont
want u to run off and leave when u start aching
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: are u that cold or are u just smuggling tic tacs?
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: ok fast
forwarding to the fight and mc hammer!
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: when i get
nervous i flog my log
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: and the
little log cabin blocks
!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: did u play
with those?
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: those
things were bad ass theres like 100 of them in a box
`!~If it swells.....RIDE IT~!`: nipple
hardage?
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