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The Curse of Yahoo
If
you have ever been in a Yahoo chat room, you will know what I'm talking about.
Those fucking retarded screen names. Every other idiot that enters has either
pimp....or hot in their name. First off, if your a "pimp" , you wouldn't be in a
fucking chat room asking to talk to girls. Their mom's should have had
abortions. The ones with "Hot" in their name, half the time.....their profile
picture is of some Victoria secret model or of someone else. You gotta be one
ugly motherfucker to put someone else's picture up. I seriously doubt that some
chick that hot, is going to be spending her extra time in a damn chat room. I've
also seen alot of people with punk in their name too. Hmm, just more lame
posers. I say we hang em upside down on a cross and throw rocks at em. That'd be
fun.
Then you got those
fucking idiots that think its cool to play music on a computer mic. Yeah, your
really cool buddy. How about I shove that mic up your fucking ass and break it
off, cause thats what your FUCKING MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE!!!! God damn rap bull-shit.
I dont wanna hear that junk. I'd rather hear some dumb teenager ramble on about
this sad life, trying to pick up "internet ho's". Your not a fucking radio
station, cut the shit and keep it too yourself. Oh, this reminds me. Ever since
that lame movie 8 Mile came out. I've seen a over abundance of morons "free
styling" on the mic too. Fucker, I dont wanna her nursery rhymes about drugs and
raping little kids. RAP SUCKS!!!!!! Remember that.
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