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Babbles
If your not a fucking dumbass, you should
know what that means. But for the dumbasses, I will explain. This is just a crap
page for me to write random things that pop in my head. If you still don't understand,
kill yourself now.
*Why is American Cheese yellow?
*.....If
i had a monkey, i would name him Jake.....and jake would be my friend.....we
would spend endless hours sitting on the couch watching tv......i would teach
him the ways of metal music such as, Slayer. Then we could headbang
together...he just better not sing along.....monkeys talk funny.....I would take
him everywhere......:O IDEA!!!!! HE COULD BE MY CHICK
MAGNET!!!!!!....SCORE!!!!.....ima get me a monkey....their expensive
though......like.......in the thousands......me and jake would get drunk
together too......and eat lots of cheese......i bet a monkey is funny as hell
drunk......he just better clean up his own puke......I would teach him to be
badass also......to beat up little animals like cats and other
things........like babies....and little kids......Ass-kicking Monkey
Jake........god that would rock.......if everyone had a monkey......everyone
would be happy and get along
*Why do ants have eyes...if
they cant see? (for u smartasses....they dont use eyes...they use their
antennas)
*If you ask me, Osama Bin
Laden resembles Jesus.
*Even though the shampoo
smells like food....it doesn't taste like food.....trust me.
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