This page on Caroline's Website is dedicated to Clay Aiken. Clay was the best on American Idol. The only reason Ruben Suckard won, was because the votes were rigged (long story). Anyway here's a little bit about Clay...
Did you know?
Random facts that you oughta know about Clay...
1. clay had a pet goat named zoe
2. his original last name was grissom, but he changed it just a little while before auditioning for american idol in honor of his step father
3. one of his favorite bands is the christian band, avalon
4. may 16 is now officially "clay aiken day" in raleigh
5. he wanted to be a meterologist when he was growing up so he could know when tornadoes were coming, because he was scared of them
6. he worked with a child in middle school with autism, and it was that son's mom who told clay that he should audition for american idol
6. ever notice in the audience(etc.)a lot of clay's friends are girls? well, that might be because in his school in the special education department where he studied, the class was 15 people-clay and 14 girls
7. he once tried to dye his hair brown with the help of his mom's friend, who accidentally turned his hair blue
8. he was the school mascot in high school
9. clay says that his best friends in the house were kim locke, ruben, and clay because they were all in the same group (2) in the top 32 and they all wanted to be in the top 3 together
10. he says that he likes working with kids because he can be goofy and make a fool of himself, but they'll love him anyway
11. he shortened "clayton" to "clay" because of a suggestion that the producers made
Dictionary -
If you have any more Clayisms, please e-mail me.
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AcClaym: to greet Clay with high praise/strong approval (submitted by balimichelle)
Acclaymation: enthusiastic approving vote for clay without an actual count (submitted by AshlynsMom)
Aclaymatized: Your body getting used to the comfy feeling of being with friends on the Clay board (submitted by britlen)
Aikenar: the brightest star on Claymerican Idol; taken from the word
Aikengelic: 1. The sound of a pure, light unstressed tenor voice, as in Clay Aiken's. 2. A face of unsurpassable beauty, usually having sparkling green eyes. (submitted by Celena)
Achernar: the brightest star in the constellaion Eridanus (submitted by AshlynsMom)
Aiken2btaken: the desire to be swept away by Clay (submitted by Lorrie)
AikenforClay: how a person feels on Wednesday when they know they won't see Clay again for almost a whole week (submitted by thumper47)
Aiken-hand: a disorder which affects the hand of a Claymate on TuesClay nights as a result of voting for Clay for the entire 2 hours. symptoms include cramping, trembling, and loss of feeling. Note: this is usually only a temporary affectation that is most likely cleared up by sometime on WednesClay, but Claymates should take note that it could become a permanent condition (submitted by jenjuliet)
Alclayholics Annonymous (AA): the widely needed support group for those obsessed Clay fans (submitted by kkcmom)
Ameraiken: Clay fan from USA (submitted by britlen)
AntiClaymatic: When everything else seem disappointing in contrast to seeing/hearing Clay (submitted by Oldbroad33)
AutomatiClay: Something that happens -instantly- in a Clay situation (submitted by thellamaqueen)
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BC: Before Clay (submitted by seymoursgal)
Birthclay: the day you became a Claymate (submitted by canseco4101)
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Clayssic Claynihilation: The complete and permanent abolishment of a Clay basher a la what happened to the Wicked Witch of the East! (submitted by melkampi, ColorMeClay and Spazzchin)
Clayause: To vote Clay as AI (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayaway: to be unclayed for a certain period of time (submitted by Clay_World)
Claybacks: Clay comebacks- what a whitty guy!! (submitted by redgirl160)
Claybec: for clay fans who live in the province of quebec (submitted by joanne)
Clay-bered: The successful clobbering of a Claytheist/Clay basher (submitted by db57)
Clayblock: aka Block Party, when Clay fans all over block anti-Clayithists
Clayble company: those wonderful folks who give us lots of channels to choose from and ensure that Clay's hottie face comes in clearly each Tuesclay (submitted by I_LuuuuV_CLaY_)
Claybligation: A duty to love, support and vote, vote, vote for Clay (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Claybonics: the language of clayisms (submitted by crushonclay)
ClayBorg & The ClayBorg Collective: what other contestant's fans call us Clayites- taken from Star Trek: The Next Generation (submitted by hollygo72)
Claybreak: that moment in morning when you are awakened by your alarm radio playing claytunes (submitted by thumper47)
Clayby Boomer (as in baby boomer): those Clay fans born during the baby
boomer era...these fans are usually around their 50's. (submitted by VTAlum01)
Claycier: An icy glacier like lump in the chest, which warms and melts when exposed to Clay's voice (submitted by thumper47)
Clayckle: To laugh at Clay funnies (submitted by canseco4101)
Claycon/bAiken: A yummy magical breakfast meat served to the music of Clay (submitted by CanadianClayFan)
Claycussion: the state of a fan as a result of fainting when hearing/seeing clay! (submitted by DumblyDani)
Clayculate: Figure out how many calls you can make in 2 hours (submitted by canseco4101)
Claydar: a Clay fan's ability to tell if something Clay (or Clay himself) is nearby (submitted by ClayFan4Life)
Claydate: when moms get together, dump the kids on the floor and talk about Clay for hours (submitted by streil)
Clay/December Romance: The thing us "older" chicks have for Clay (submitted by redgirl160)
Claydependent: an alclayholic who is addicted to clay, and cannot get through the day without seeing his picture, hearing his voice, and chating with other claymates on bolt (submitted by thumper47)
Clayderella's: Clay princesses that spread Clay love (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Claydicine: When somebody is being unclayed, and requires a dose of Clay to feel wonderful again (submitted by Clay_World)
Claydicted: uncontrollable urge to have more of Clay, CLay, Clay (submitted by thumper47)
ClaydrilasticexpiAikendocious: To be or sing like Clay which isn't humanly possible because Clay is a world in himself. (submitted by ClayAikensBabe19)
Clayindness: The kindness exhibited by Clay fans (submitted by canseco4101)
Claydiddle diddle: Name of the nursery rhyme that Claymates sing to their children or nieces and nephews (submitted by andybean)claydies: the groupies- ladies who can't get enough of Clay (submitted by balimichelle)
Clay d'oeuvre: Masterpiece Clay (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Claydolize: to make an idol of Clay, to love/admire him excessively (submitted by vicachic)
Clay-dough: what you become when Clay holds you in his arms or looks into your eyes (submitted by melampki)
Claydown: counting down the days, hours and minutes until Tuesclay and then Wednesclay (submitted by Sapphyr21)
Claydreams: When you are in the middle of a very boring class and your mind drifts off to that very special Clay place (submitted by SweetClay)
Clayed: smacked in the head with instant adoration for Clay (submitted by vicachic)
ClayeDover: shocked, pleasantly surprised, happy that good things do happen to good people (submitted by thumper47)
Clayer: someone who is sweet and great like Clay, the opposited of a "player" (submitted by balimichelle)
Clay-esthenics- (Mind and eye exercises): the practice of getting up every day and staring at and thinking of Clay. sometimes stretches over a full day. Has been known to relieve stress! (submitted by Pamela)
Clayffhanger: The wait before for results on Wednesdays (submitted by balimichelle)
Clayffeine: Gives you more of a jolt than coffee or colas. Highly addictive (submitted by xsandlapper)
Clay fixaiken: fixation with clay (submitted by ClayNation)
Clayformance: A Perfect performance (submitted by jan13409)
Clayfrenzy: A state of mind whereby Claymates reach the point of total Clay captivation. (submitted by Soccermom)
Claygerism: when credit for your Clayism is given to someone else (submitted by gogonzo)
Claygon: takes you away to that special someone you put in your bath to soak in pure ecstacy! (submitted by thumper47)
Claygasm: The overwhelming rush of hormones, rapid heartbeat, increased vascularization of the face causing blushing, screaming "Clay" at the top of one's lungs (reminiscent of Elvis/Beatles fans), dizziness often accompanied by fainting, resulting in subsequent feelings of extreme euphoria immediately followed by a period of satisfaction and relaxation (submitted by melampki)
Clayhesive: stuck on Clay (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Clayhouse: a house neglected because it's owner is afflicted with Claymania that prevents him/her from doing any chores (submitted by cybersunday)
Clayictionary: the big book of Clayisms (submitted by SimonWL69)
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Clayien: a person who is not aware of us clayniacs and claymates. (submitted by J~Gurl)
Clayin Alive: the song some of us hope Clay sings on Disco Week (submitted by redgirl160)
Claying around: what you do when you are at work/home in your spare time- it's all about Clay!! (submitted by rasp_berrie)
Clayist: Clay activist (submitted by MrsAiken2B)
Clayite: the people of Clay Nation (submitted by MrsAiken2B)
Clayighted: the honorable process of being "knighted" into the Claymate family, vast similarity to being Claymated (submitted by thellamaqueen)
Clayipoo:A sweet pet name for Clay (like when you call your birthfriend or girlfriend your boo or poo not refering to poo-poo)
Clayitis: An involuntary itch/rash that requires a full soundtract and video of Clay to relieve (submitted by thumper47)
Clay-ja-vu: the feeling one gets when hearing a song on the radio that Clay sang (submitted by Sapphyr21)
Clayjestic: splendid Clay (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Clayjoyment: A gratification upon seeing Clay (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Clayke: a dessert like none you've ever had (submitted by mrshmlow)
Claylashing: keeping Clay bashers in check (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Claylebrity: What Clay has become (submitted by canseco4101)
Claylender: Calender with all TuesClays & WednesClays marked with big red hearts (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayless: all the clueless clay bashers on the message boards could be called this (submitted by CLAYFANFORLIFE)
Claylifornia: Where Clay is now (submitted by canseco4101)
Clay-like: someone who does something kind for someone else without wanting anything in return can be called this (submitted by thellamaqueen)
Claylist: playlist of every clay song you have on your computer, and you've played so many times that everyone in you're house knows the words to every song (submitted by idoLOVER4ever)
Claylisthenics: Fans jumping around when he sings, talks, walks, stands, sits, etc. (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayllateral Damage: Unfortunately only Clay can win (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayllous: People who refuse to open their heart to Clay (submitted by canseco4101)
Clay-lo: a solo sung by Clay in a group song, as in the intro to "What the World Needs Now" (submitted by melampki)
Clayman Islands: the Perfect Vacation Spot for Claymates (submitted by balimichelle)
Claymantics: (submitted by dre4m3r)
Clay-Mart: superstore that only sells Clay items (submitted by balimichielle)
Claymated: accepted as an obsessed fan into the group of women drooling over Clay, who are also know as the Claymates (submitted by vicachic)
Claymates: the group of women who are drooling over Clay (submitted by ashleyskye266)
Claymates'N' Pieces: Clay and Treynce alliance (refering to the
Claymates and the Treynce's Pieces)
Claymax: the feeling of extreme Clayphoria while hearing Clay sing (submitted by britlen)
Claymax (2): the final moment of the show when we know Clay has won (submitted by gogonzo)
Clay-mazing!: astonishing works by Clay- leaves you bewildered (submitted by balimichelle)
Claymen: what we say after praying clay wins and again when he is still going strong each week! (submitted by CLAYFANFORLIFE)
Claymera: Camera that focuses only on Clay (submitted by canseco4101)
Claymerican: A US Clay fan (use that word while singing God Bless the US Clay)
Claymerican Idol: Clay- Our American Idol! (submitted by redgirl160)
ClaymerAiken Idol: Our American Idol- Clay! (submitted by I_LuuuuV_CLaY)
Claymmercial: the 30 second American Idol ads that FOX airs throughout the week, which ever-so-slightly helps to sustain us on the long wait for TuesClay and WednesClay nights (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Claymmon Sense: What all Claymates use to come to the conlusion that he is "it" (submitted by canseco4101)
Claymor: the frenzy that Clay fans exhibit when cheering for Clay (submitted by gogonzo)
Claymorabilia: Clay memorabilia (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Claymotion: [1] The uproar that occurs every time Clay performs, as in "Clay will be causing another Claymotion on Tuesclay night!" [2] The overall term describing the finger move from Sugar Pie, the head snap in DLTSGDOM, etc. Any body movement by the man which sends his fans into Claymaxes or Claygasms (submitted by scoobiewoo)
Clayn: What you are after taking a shower (submitted by balimichelle)
Claynadian: a clay fan from Canada (submitted by ashleyskye266)
Clay Nation: the United Nation of Clay Supporters (submitted by vicachic)
Claynce: Clay's glance (submitted by mell107)
Clayness: being like clay (submitted by mell107)
Claynguage: the means of expressing all things Clay (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Claynia: worldwide Clay mania! (submitted by ashleyskye266)
Clayniac: someone who is a HUGE Clay fan and can't stop watching his performances, looking up webpages for him, posting on boards...in other words, me! (submitted by bananatwinkie)
Clay-nihilation: the complete abolishment of a Clay-basher from the Clay boards (submitted by melampki)
Clayoffs: the competition we wait to see every TuesClay evening (submitted by redgirl160)
Clayola clayons: (every mom has 'em): drawing utensils (submitted by michelle-the-poet)
Clayology: the intense study of Clay (submitted by MrsAiken2B)
Clayoperate: Claymates united to vote Clay and only Clay (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayoritis: Clay's on your mind and all productivity stops (similar to senioritis) (submitted by Lindsey1985)
Claypable: Clay has the ability to win it all! (submitted by scoobiewoo)
Claypacity: His vocal range? or Claymates vast ability to cheer him on (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayplause: The thunderous applause Clay gets after he sings (submitted by db57)
Claypedia: Encyclopedia of clayism (submitted by Rosepetal75)
Claypella: Clay's 1st auditions without musical accompaniment -Where's that voice coming from? (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Claypen: any place, real or virtual, where Clay fans meet and greet (submitted by ClayNation)
Clay-per-view: the channel you can go to & watch clay perform any time you want!! (submitted by SweetClay)
Claypiphany: A sudden revelation that Clay is the hottest thing on the planet! (submitted by OldBroad33)
Claypitulate: Claymates surrender to his charms (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayphobia: fear of another man exciting others more than you do, experienced mainly by men, usually resulting in "Clay is Gay" posts (submitted by ashleyskye266)
Clayphoria: the feeling that comes over you while listening to Clay sing (submitted by andybean)
Claypliment: To tell someone they remind you of Clay (submitted by canseco4101)
Claypril Fools Day: Day in the year when all Clayniacs are permitted to play practical jokes on one another. (submitted by J~Gurl)
Clayputer: similar to the Claystation, a computer devoted to Claymorabilia! (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Clayr: Hair styled like Clay's (submitted by melampki who is beautifully sporting the style)
Clayrisma: that magical "X factor" that Clay has that draws people to him (Genie62)
Clayrity: The purity of his voice (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayrpean: A European Clay fan! We do have European fans of the show, esp Clay.
Clayrried Away: What happens to Claymates when they get overly excited (submitted by canseco4101)
Clayruptions: those annoying everyday chores that prevent you from listening to, thinking about or chatting about Clay (submitted by spotlightlover)
Clayrus: a virus that takes over your computer and fills up your hard drive with Clay's mp3s and maxes out your CPU from playing Clay medias continuously (submitted by klian)
Clayscussions: any discussion revolving around Clay Aiken (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Claysearch: the only research I want to be doing (instead of research for a school paper) (submitted by Sapphyr21)
Clay-sensitive: how some people are when you mention anything weird about Clay (submitted by CanadianClayFan)
Claysessed: obsessed wonderful clay fans (CLAYFANFORLIFE)
Claysians: Clay fans in Asia (submitted by balimichelle)
Clayssical: His voice (submitted by canseco4101)
Claysomnia: sleepless nights on Clay message boards (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Clayspeak: when one only speaks in clayisms (submitted by CanadianClayFan)
Claystation: the computer that continuously looks for Clay sites and plays Aiken downloads (submitted by kkcmom)
Claystrlian: An Aussie Clay fan!
Claysumed: Totally consumed with everything Clay (submitted by Sapphyr21)
Claytagious: infectious process which causes OCD (submitted husband of Thumper47- who can't log on because Thumper is always here)
Claytastic: Clay is fantastic (submitted by Rosepetal75)
Claytastrophe: when something goes wrong in clayland.....like his sleepy/half-dead/sad look during his performance of "someone else's star".... (submitted by idoLOVER4ever)
Claythaurus: a thesaurous so we can pick out power claywords fast! (submitted by thumper47)
Claythedral: where you go to Idolize Clay- usually your living room on Tuesclay and
Wednesclay nights! (submitted by balimichelle)
Claytheist: someone who doesn't believe in Clay
Claytificial: A person who resembles Clay or trys to be like Clay. (submitted by J~Gurl)
Claytime: the air time given to Clay on AI (submitted by jan13409)
Claytina: Clay's name for himself in the JJ interview (submitted by claytina)
Claytire: button down shirts (especially blue) and black pants!! (submitted by SweetClay)
Claytomic Bomb: The feeling of explosive energy felt all across Claymerica when Clay sings. (submitted by J~Gurl)
Claytomobile: any vehicle that continuously plays Clay Aiken songs while being driven (submitted by kkcmom)
Claytonic: the state one is in after watching Clay sing live (submitted by tarheel4ever)
Claytoon: a cartoon or anime drawing of Clay (submitted by Trinity_Destler)
Claytopia: A Place Where All The Men Act, Look, And Sing Like Clay, In Other Words, HEAVEN!!! (submitted by OldBroad33)
Claytoris: the part of a women that screams for Clay, that other men just don't understand!
Claytosis: state of mesmerization when listening to clay singing or while having a claydream, inability to focus when spoken too because of preoccuclaytion (submitted by ClayNation)
Claytrain: the train of Clay supporters- watch out it will hit you when you’re not looking! It’s a runaway and cannot be stopped now (submitted by thumper47)
Claytriot: a proud American Clay fan (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Clayuben: The Craze of both Ruben And Clay (submitted by QuantumXL- a fellow Clay/Ruben fan!!)
Clayver: smarter than clever, someone who is clayver is not only intelligent, they also put their smarts to work to come up with clayisms and interesting clayscussions (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Clayverted: a person who has been converted to a Clay fan (submitted by ashleyskye266)
Clayving: craving more Clay, just can't get enough of that loveable boy! (submitted by Canada1anPsycho)
Clayvolution: a complete and radical change from previous favorites to Clay --it's sweeping the nation! (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Clayvorite: favorite thing pertaining to Clay (submitted by ClayNation)
Clayvotes: votes for Clay (thumper47)
Clayvoyant: a psychic who only sees Clay and speaks only in Clayisms (submitted by Whojackafibby)
Clayzaa: the place where we share song and video files between Claynatics (submitted by cLaY_SpArKz)
Clayzed: that look spotlightlover gets when listening to Clay (submitted by spotlightlover'shubby)
Clayzone: the state Clay goes into when he sings... and likewise the state Clay fans go into watching him sing (submitted by jan13409)
Clay-zy: crazy about Clay (submitted by I_Luuuuv_CLaY)
ConClaysion: coming to the conclusion that Clay WILL win American Idol (submitted by spotlightlover)
ConClaytulation: As in "Conclaytulation on another perfect Clayformance" (submitted by jan13409)
C(lay)-spot: that hidden place inside every woman that only Clay can find! Stimulation of the C-spot often results in claygasm (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
C.U.F.A: Claynadian up for adoption (submitted by Thumper 47)
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E-clay-ciated: the result of a lack of food intake due to over-excitement about Clay (submitted by redgirl160)
EcsClaysy: the state all Clay fans are in on TuesClays and WednesClays (submitted by mrshmlow)
Edificlaytion: being edified or built up because of Clay's encouraging example (submitted by ClayNation)enclaybling (enabling)- something providing us with the opportunity to see more Clay (submitted by AngelaCLarson)
EnClayngered species: the dying breed of man with heart, values and respect for others (submitted by AngelaCLarson's hubby)
Eclayipse: Happens when Clay overshadow's everything (submitted by ColorMeClay)
Enclayved: when one finds themself so hopelessly smitten with Clay that they are a slave to American Idol, the message boards and all other things Clay (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
ExClayent work: excellent work done on behalf of Clay- like ClayNation has done on claytonaiken.com (submitted by thumper47)
Exclaymation: any shout out for clay (submitted by ClayNation)
ExClaymation (2): an excited statement about Clay (submitted by CLaYatHeart23)
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Fascinaiken: being completely mesmerized by the sound and look of Clay Aiken (submitted by redgirl160)
Foreclay: the time leading up the main event on Tuesclay! (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
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HeartAiken: what you're doing when you're having Clay withdrawals (submitted by bethilou)
Holiclay: when Clay makes every day feel like a "Holiday" (submitted by ColorMeClay)
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Infatuaiken: the complete, mesmerizing, obsessive love that we all feel for Clay.
Imaginaiken: Situations created in our minds that have anything to do with Clay (submitted by redgirl160)
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MediClaytion: the undistrubed thought process about Clay that brings you to a calm surrender (submitted by Dopeyisme)
Milky Clay: the sweetest candy bar you could ever hope to
have. But does not come anywhere near as sweet as Clay himself! Just not possible! (submitted by Pamela)
Mistaiken: What Simon is every time he says Clay is not what they're
looking for in the american idol (submitted by Celena)
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North Clayinians: those of us who are fortunate enough to be from the same state as Clay (tarheel4ever)
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O.C.D (Obsessive Claypulsive Disorder)- the uncontrollable urge to focus on Clay, and nothing but Clay (submitted by ClaysGoldfish)
OClay: infinitely better than OKAY (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
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Palpitaikens: heart flutters caused by the sight, sound or the mere
thought of Clay. (submitted by Kristina)
Polclaytics: much more fun that politics! (submitted by dyxe)
PractiClay: practically everything is about Clay (submitted by ThatTracyChick)
Preoccuclaytion: preoccupied with all things Clay (submitted by ClayNation)
Proclaymation: the announcement that Clay is the AI (submitted by beautifulsoup)
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Reclayted: when a person, place or thing can be associated with Clay. (submitted by Kristina)
Relaxclaytion: state of relaxation when listening to clay singing (submitted by ClayNation)
RevelAiken: the revelation one receives, usually followed by a likely clayversion (submitted by ClayNation)
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Standing Ovaiken: what the audience and judges continue to give Clay week after week (submitted by redgirl160)
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TuesClay: the day right after MonClay- when we all get to see Clay again! (submitted by ClayNation)
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Un-Claymerican: A non supporting Clay fan. (submitted by J~Gurl)
Underclayted/Overclayted: when things or contestants get less/more praise than they deservenew ones (by Bee and others)
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Wednesclay: The day you sit through Fraiser and Everybody loves Raymond to catch american idol from the beginning to get every possible glimpse of clay! (submitted by Terri)
Worker's compenclaytion: What you collect when you are fired from work from too much Claying on the job!!!
1: His voice gives you the chills:
2: You claim to hate Ruben and say his voice sucks even though you know its not true just beacuse you're a clay fan:
3: People get annoyed at your excessive talking of AI (especially Clay):
4: You spend your entire time on AOL ignoring people going on clay chats, clay sites, and buying clay merchandise:
5: You refer to tuesdays and wednesdays as tuesclay and wednesclay:
6: You find yourself constantly defending him on "Vincent" saying it was the shows fault because they changed the lyrics last minute
7: You say the show was rigged, when clearly you know it wasn't:
8: You go out of your way to mention clay, or bring AI in the conversation:
9: You practice his hip shaking, winks, and adorable smiles in front of the mirror:
10: Everytime AI/Clay is mentioned on t.v or radio you immediately turn up the volume and get excited:
11: You've memorized the lyrics to every song Clay sings
12: You watch the boring news for a full hour just because you heard Clay might be mentioned:
13: You memorized his appearances and taped them if you were going to be away:
14: You defend his pink dressing room and the fact that he might be gay by saying he is just sensitive:
15: Claim that dorky is the new cute (adorkable):
16: Became a claymate or clayniac:
17: You ignore/try to ignore the friends that aren't interested in AI and seem to be losing touch with them:
18: Your close friends that are Ruben fans are now your enemies or you're in a fight with them
19: Your playlist consists of only AI songs and you can't stand listening to anything else:
20: You already bought AI cd's and preordered Clays:
21: You buy magazines if there is even one picture of Clay:
22: Make homepages on Clay:
23: Taped all episodes of AI and watch them over and over again to see Clay:
24: Memorized his families names, his allergies, favorites, etc:
25: Feel like your tues. & weds. are "incomplete" and AI just will not be the same:
26: You speak in a Southern accent half the time:
27: Claim North Carolina is the coolest state ever!:
28: Just thinking about Clay gives you butterflies:
29: Diss Kim,Trenyce, Kim L, Vanessa, and especially Carmen because Clay kissed them:
30: Think the girls of AI shouldn't have the privelage of sitting on Clays lap, and you almost cry when you see the pictures of it:
31: Cried when he lost American Idol:
32: When you watch the last episode on re-run you keep thinking it got screwed up and they're going to call Clay as the winner:
33: Claim you're scared of water, when you are definately not:
34: Have gotten to be closer friends with Clay fans:
35: Think Clays big ears are adorable!:
37: Have amazing seats to the AI tour:
38: Use qoutes like "achin for aiken" "aikens got me shakin" "build me up clay" in everyday life:
39: Dumped your boyfriend claiming there is someone else (clay!) or claim your new crush is Clay (and you are perfectly serious):
40: Think Clay is an absolutely perfect human being and they should change nothing nothing nothing!:
Scoring:
Perfect 40!! OMG just call yourself Miss Aiken ; )
30-39 sOOo CLOSE...clay would be proud : )
20-29 --- ok you like clay a lot...but no that's not love!
10 -19 --- : ( poor clay
0-9 --- what, are you a ruben fan!? do you even watch american idol!? LEAVE!
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