Pick up lines for Girls and Boys (mostly girls)
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
Those are some nice clothes you have on, but I bet they would look better in a pile on the floor next to my bed.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents.
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Is that a mirror in your pocket,cuz i see myself in your pants.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Do you have a band-aid, cuz i scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Did it hurt?(did what hurt) When you fell from heaven.
I see hazard writen all over you (why?) cuz those are some dangerous curves.
Are those space jeans? Because your a$$ is outta this world.
Is that a Keg in your Pants, cuz I wanna tap that a$$.
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Do you believe in love at first site,
or should I walk by again?
You would look good in my prom picture!
Whatever you're campaigning for,
you've got my vote.
Britney and Justin broke up, but I bet we could make it work.
I'm no science whiz,
but I feel some chemistry betwen us!
I'm sorry for staring -
but you look just like my future boyfriend.
I bet I could beat you at tongue wrestling.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You have to put me in touch with your
personal trainer!
Nice pants can I test the zipper?
I lost my number, can i have yours?
I'll call you "blanket",
cause if you wrap your legs around me,
I'll be warm all nite
Quick, someone call the cops, cuz you just stole my heart.
I must be in heaven cuz I'm standing next to you
I think am in heaven cuz you look like an angel, can you take off your shirt so I can check for wings.
Do you know what would look good on you,ME!