"So many pedestrians, so little time."
"Women make great leaders.. you're following one right now."
"Don't laugh.. your daughter could be in this vehicle."
"Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m"
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own."
"Welcome to California.. now go home."
"Auntie Em ~ Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog ~ Dorothy."
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"We are born naked, wet and hungry.. then things get worse."
"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."
"Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools."
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!"
"If azzholes could fly, this place would be an airport."
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken."
"The Earth is full.. go home."
"I said no to drugs.. but they just wouldn't listen."
"When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie.. the b*tch has everything.