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The Official Captain_Obvius Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about  REAL DUDES NAMED CAPTAIN_OBVIUS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Captain_Obvius and I can't stop thinking about dudes named Captain_Obvius.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.   Dudes named Captain_Obvius are mammals.

2.    Dudes named Captain_Obvius fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the dudes named Captain_Obvius is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:                            

Pirate Sword                   Pirate Stars   

Pirate drinking some coke

Testimonial:

 Dudes named Captain_Obvius can kill anyone they want!  Dudes named Captain_Obvius cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this dude named Captain_Obvius who was talking on netnexus.  And when some n00b came in and started talking the dude named Captain_Obvius killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a dude named Captain_Obvius totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a forum.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that dudes named Captain_Obvius have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Dudes named Captain_Obvius are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Dudes named Captain_Obvius are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love dudes named Captain_Obvius with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about dudes named Captain_Obvius?

A: Dudes named Captain_Obvius are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are super cool, but on the other hand, they are very super oober cool.

Q: I heard that dudes named Captain_Obvius are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, dudes named Captain_Obvius can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: Why do all of your picture involve pirates?

A: Good question, DUMBASS! Dudes named Captain_Obvius are pirates, well kinda but it doesn't matter because they are so cool.

Q: Hey retard, you spelled obvious wrong, you retard!

A: Well, first off thats not a question, so why did you go and put a bolded Q in front of it? And since its a comment why didn't you put a bolded R for reply in front of this? anyway, the only correct way to spell obvius is obvius you idiot.

This is a picture of my first mate, "First Mate Steve"

He's a pirate who takes after me and he drinks a lot,

which is bragable.