I was driving home, and as i reached the baseline crossing while headed up archibald, I noticed the person behind me seemed slightly annoyed with the light, and that fact that i was in front of him, so he slowly inched closer and closer to my bumper, he couldnt have been farther than 5 inches behind me, when the light turns green, he flings his arm in the air, as i start moving forward. as I gain speed getting up to around 45, i notice he is very close behind me, rather than just giving him a break check, i simply pace the car next to me, we were both going 45, so all was legal, the man could not understand that I am not one to be fucked with, as he reved his engine and got closer and closer to me, I could feel his breath down my neck. So i reved my engine and lurged forward, of course he saw this as his oppirtunity to pass me, and floored it, BUT, I placed my car into first gear, and gave him a hardy brake check, he came within inches of me as he swerved and screached into the other lane, and almost hit the sidewalk, then to his surprise, he saw the gentle police officer as he flashed his lights, and with a gentle sigh, i continued to my home, with well being, and happy thoughts in mind.
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